Rhodey: Welcome to everyone! How are you doing? We are here today with the next duo that you chose.
Tony: Welcome Bucky and Sam!
Rhodey: Now, this'll be fun.
Bucky: I doubt it.
Rhodey: Please, gentlemen, remind everyone how long you've known each other?
Sam: Five years, I'd say.
Bucky: Five years, 3 months, 6 days and about 5 minutes.
Sam: Be more specific next time.
Bucky: Shut up. I've been counting every minute of this living hell.
Rhodey: Alright, Tony, your first question.
Tony: Have you ever done anything with someone of the same sex? And we do mean sexually speaking.
Sam: We're not even sure Bucky has ever had a girlfriend.
Bucky: *takes a shot* You should've seen me in the '40s, I was a true Howard Stark.
Tony: Hey! I'm nastier than my father!
Rhodey: *shaking his head* That- that's not something you should be bragging about.
Tony: Why not?
Rhodey: Cause that's disturbing. A lot disturbing.
Tony: Whatever you say. Guys, name something illegal that you've done and that you regret.
Bucky and Sam look both at Tony
Bucky: *clearing his throat * Well, I guess I'll be skipping that one.
Tony: Oh, yeah. Right. Sorry.
Sam: *in the meantime, he takes a shot*
Rhodey: Yeah... Very thoughtful, Tony. *clears his throat*
Tony: Sorry! *whispers to Rhodey* I wasn't thinking.
Rhodey: *whispering back* Clearly. *With a normal voice* So, my question now, have you ever send any nudes to anybody?
Bucky: *squints eyes and looks at Sam* what's that?
Sam, laughing: I already explained it to you, it's sexy photos.
Bucky: Oh, yeah. *Nods* I did.
Sam: Woah, Bucky! What a lady-killer!
Tony and Rhodey laugh
Rhodey: Sam?
Sam: I did *winks at the camera* you're welcome.
Tony, smirking: Who in this room would you murder first?
Bucky, takes a shot in his hands: For legal reasons, I can't answer this question.
Bucky drinks the shot. Sam shrugs and does exactly the same.
Rhodey: Great questions, Tony.
Tony: I told you to not let me do it but you wouldn't listen.
Rhodey: Oh, sure. Blame it all on me.
Tony: Like hell I am. *shakes his head* Next question, Rhodey.
Rhodey: Of course, Tony. *stares at him then looks at the question* Oh, look. A decent question, did Pepper give you this one?
Tony: Nooo
Rhodey: Mhm, I believe you.
Sam and Bucky take a couple of shots while Rhodey and Tony bicker
Bucky: Not that it isn't fun but can we actually get the question?
Sam: Yeah, we have things to do.
Bucky: Can you label 'watching mamma mia again' by 'having things to do'?
Sam: Hey! You said you loved it!
Bucky: Yeah the first time. Not so much after the 10th time.
Tony: Look who's bickering now.
Rhodey: Shut up, Tony. So, the people want to know. Who was your first partner?
Tony: Oooh.
Bucky: Well, Steve, of course.
Tony: Wait what?
Sam: Me that'd have to be Riley. God I haven't thought of him in a long time.
Rhodey and Tony look at each with shocked faces
Rhodey: I don't think you've understood the question.
Tony: That's not – not what we meant.
Bucky: What else did you mean?
Rhodey: Never mind, just take a shot.
Bucky and Sam look at the other guys with a weirded expression and took a shot
Rhodey: I think we better end things here
Tony: What? No! I still have questions
Rhodey: Yes and they're inappropriate. *gives him a pointed look* Alright, guys it's all for today.
Tony, with a pouting voice: We'll see you next time with another duo.
Rhodey: Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe!
Bucky: Ciao
Sam: Peace!