A/N: Italics plain is what Ms. Narrator is saying- What the huh!? Underlined Italics is what people are saying on the phone- What the huh!? This story is written for fun and Reviews are expected to be has clean has my story. In other words please don't swear at me. Also, this chapter will be the longest you'll get. Others will be shorter!
How It All Started
Ninjago City, a place of danger and heroes. Here the battle between good and evil is always on going that is why it is the perfect place to tell the story of six very brave heroes...
Six color coded ninjas are shown breaking into Lord Garmadon's Volcanic Lair. The White Ninja froze suddenly, "Ms. Narrator? Wouldn't it make more sense to start at the very beginning? Than us breaking into Lord Garmadon's Volcanic Lair?"
Just then the blue ninja started hyperventilate, "We're doing what!? Not ready, NOT READY!" All of the other ninjas converged together to calm down their panicking teammate.
I suppose you are right Zane... Hold on for one minute. Okay! Here we are, the beginning!
An elderly man was seen sitting in vast nothingness. Raising a hand that was slightly glowing, a vast landmass started to appear...
Zane popped up calling out, "Ms. Narrator! This is too far back! Can you please skip to when at we are at least alive!?"
Hmm, fine I see your point. This would make the story way too long. Here we go, this has Lloyd in it...
Inside a hospital, a four armed man stood over a young red head lady that was in labor...
Zane burst though the doors suddenly, "NO! THIS IS STILL TOO FAR BACK! Try the day we became the ninjas instead!"
Garm stared at the strange teen, "Who are you and who are you talking too? What are you talking about!?"
I... see your point, again. Okay then let me fast forward sixteen years... Here we go! A sleepy Ninjago Morning is shown. Now where was I? Oh yea! Ninjago City, a place of danger and heroes. Here the battle between good and evil is always on going that is why it is the perfect place to tell the story of six very brave heroes. Only they don't know it yet...
Lloyd was standing at the bus stop, doing everything he can think of to ignore the crude remarks directed his way. Pulling out his phone, he opened the new app he got and started to play one of the mini missions. A crowded school bus pulled up to the stop. Everyone rushed on board, Lloyd slowly followed. Not surprised that Everyone was sitting on the left side, Lloyd slipped into an empty seat next to a window. Just then his phone goes off... The bus is completely silent as the driver makes his way through traffic. I said the cellphone goes off!
'IT'S TIME FOR TRAINING AND WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED- IT'S ON , YOU KNOW AND WE WANNA SEE YOU WHIP...' Startled, Lloyd scrambled to answer his phone. Nice ringtone, really fits in a Ninja Story. Lloyd answered, his voice panicky, "Hi! What'sup, I didn't do anything!"
"Hey Lloyd? You really need a different ringtone for your fam then the one you use for us... Also Chen's got Jay cornered. Come to our lockers has fast as you can!" A no argument female voice drifted though the phone.
Lloyd blushed slightly, "Sorry Nya, Someone's been breaking into our apartment and destroying Mom's stuff. Whoever is it isn't leaving any clues so I've been getting into trouble a lot lately."
"Sorry to hear that. Ya gonna help us save Jay?" Nya asked, concerned for their anxious friend.
Lloyd gave a quick nod, "Of course! You mix with one of us, you get the entire Dork Squad... we need a better name. Bus is pulling up right now, I'll see you guys in ten secs!" With that said, Lloyd and Nya both hanged up.
Once the bus came to a complete stop, Lloyd hopped off and made his way to his locker quickly. Lloyd's and his friends' lockers are all next to each other, so technically he was headed to...
Zane looked up from where he was waiting for Lloyd next to a row of six locker's with graffiti on them. Next to him was all of his other friends and the cheerleaders, who were beating Jay up. Zane spoke up calmly, "Excuse me, but I think everyone knows that do to his conversation with Nya."
Everyone froze to stare at the android that in reality is a nindroid. Kai spoke up slowly, "Hey Z, who ya talkin' to?"
Zane smiled brightly at everyone, "Ms. Narrator! She is telling our story to all those that are interested in hearing it."
Lloyd nodded slowly, "Umm, okay... don't think we are that interesting I guess." Ugh, we are off track! Anyway, Chen pushes Jay into his locker...
Just then, almost has if he remembered what he was in the process of doing before whatever that was happened, Chen lifted Jay up and stuffed him into Cole's locker. Wait! It's supposed to be Jay's not Cole's! The rest of the Dork Squad, Lloyd's right they need a better name, charged forward to stop the bully only for the rest of the cheerleaders to grab them and threw them into each others' lockers. My book says it was their own lockers... and that the Raid Alarm was going off, which it isn't? Just then a super loud and annoying siren is sounded, alerting everyone that Garmadon is once again attacking the city.
Panicking, Chen and his crew fled the scene leaving Lloyd and his friends trapped. Jay started to hyperventilate, "Hhhheeeeellllllllllpppppp! The walls are closing in!"
Cole called out of Zane's locker, "Jay! Take a deep breath! Also does anyone have any bright ideas?"
Nya spoke up from her brother's locker, "Does it matter? Lord G is attacking, we are safer i... Aaaaahhhhhh!" Nya screamed suddenly, her voice growing softer has she shouted almost as if she was moving away from them. Wait, it says here that Jay was the first one?
Kai started to panic inside of Jay's locker, "Sis? Sis! What happened!?"
Confused, Lloyd started to tap around Nya's locker. "Come one, come one! There's gotta be a way to bust outa here. This is Nya's locker for cryin' out loud!" Lloyd talked to himself, feeling desperate to rescue his friends. Just then the portion of the back wall he was pushing against shifted, and with it the floor disappeared. Frantic, Lloyd grabbed hold of the top shelf and dangled over the gaping hole.
"Guys! In the back of the lockers are some kind of hidden buttons that opens up a secret passage way under..." Lloyd begun to tell his friends of his discovery but was interupted by four startled screams that just like the only girl in their group grew fainter by the second. Realizing the last of his friends must have fallen in, Lloyd lets go of the shelf and plummets to his death.
Just kidding! It would be a really short and sorry story if we killed off the main heroes already! No, Lloyd fell into an underground water slide. Seeing all of his friends sliding down fast, Lloyd angled his body to pick up speed to catch up to them.
Nya shouted over her shoulder suddenly, "Hey! Heads up! There's a loopy loop up ahead!" Sure enough, Nya gracefully went up the loop and then was out of sight. Jay followed slightly less graceful than his crush. Kai and Cole both collapsed into each other, falling from the top instead of making the full loop. Zane somehow got stuck half way up, then tumbled straight into the mess that was Kai and Cole. Then it was Lloyd's turn.
Lloyd flailed his arms, in a failed attempt to avoid the loop. Only to flew straight through the slide walls as if they didn't exist. Groaning, Lloyd hesitantly opened his eyes that he closed upon impact. Only to squeeze them shut when he noticed his friends spinning in what looked like a giant funnel. Jay yelped as he shoot past Nya suddenly, slipping into the center hole. Which flashed light blue when he went into it.
The friends all hollered, "Jay no!" Going through the text, I noticed that the dog pile never happened, and Nya was supposed to go though the drop off point first...
Then one by one the others shot though the small opening, and each time someone went though a different color flashed. Nya was cyan, Zane was white, Cole was an brownish orange, and Kai was a bright red. Lloyd went last and his was an emerald green, just like his eyes. Okay, we are going into the warehouse now...
The Old Warehouse was completely empty, thick layers of dust showing it hasn't been in use for hundreds of years. Wait, where are the mechs? It says they were dumped into mechs. Suddenly a secret trap door opened up in the center of the floor. Six gi-clad friends came flying out of it quite literally. Landing on the floor with a loud thump... You know what? Since you are all unconscious I'll go tell everyone about Knows nothing Wu, I mean Master Wu.
In the middle of the city, Master Wu, younger brother that looks older of Lord Garmadon, was leading the police in a losing fight against his evil, really just misunderstood, brother. Two thirds of the police force was either barricaded or taken hostage, the other third was trying, and failing miserably, to stop Lord Garmadon's latest Mech from climbing the Mayor's Tower. Master Wu lays down in the middle of the road, too injured to continue fighting. Okay, this scene is depressing. Let's go check on our favorite heroes... mainly because since none of them landed in a mech, I have no idea how anything that's supposed to happen will happen.
Lloyd for some unknown reason woke up first. Finding himself wearing a green gi, he pushed himself into an upwards position and looked around to see his friends still unconscious and wearing color-coded gis. Slowly, Lloyd stood up and made his way over to where Nya landed. Only to step unto a booby trap. Uh, I didn't know this place was booby trapped... A hidden spring flung the young teen into the air.
Realizing he was going to take two flying lessons today, Lloyd promptly screamed on top of his lungs. Which woke up all his friends who scrambled together to catch Lloyd. Only for him to land on a metal beam that was close enough to the ceiling, Lloyd could touch it laying down.
Kai hollered upwards, "Don't worry bro! We'll get you down somehow!"
Honestly, I expected one of you to get inside a mech by now... Zane beamed brightly suddenly, "That's it! Lloyd! Ms. Narrator says there are Mechs you can get inside of!"
Everyone gazed at Zane for a few precious minutes before carefully exploring their strange surroundings in search of anything to rescue Lloyd with. Meanwhile Lloyd started to inch forward towards a intersecting beam since that would support his weight better, all the while grumbling to himself.
"A mech he says! Well, I don't see any mechs lying around, now do I? Gah! There being a mech that Dad has zero control over is like lightning hitting the same place twice." No sooner did the green clad teen said that then the roof opened up, after the beam he was on collapsed. Immediately, a blue mech shaped like a fighter jet shoot out of nowhere, catching the kid. Right before it zoomed out of the open roof and disappeared.
That's one way to do it... at least the Lightning Mech is still the one that lost control. Umm, how did Lloyd do that? Meanwhile Nya started to whack the walls. "Come one! There has to be something we can use to get the stray mech to freeze in its tracks!" Just then a secret compartment opened up revealing a white mech shaped like a tank. "Dibs!" Nya shouted before swinging herself into the mech.
After Nya left to save Lloyd, Zane spoke up, "That is soo rock'n'roll!" Groans sounded, mainly because a brownish orange mech with loud speakers showed up and Zane got it to help save their friend. Cole grinned broadly, "Okay, seeing these mechs is getting me all fired up!" Just then a red mech showed up and Cole quickly claimed it.
Kai groaned the loudest, "Seriously?! How is it that those things haven't got any damage from last year's flood!?" A cyan colored spider like mech popped up and Kai begrudgingly got in, taking after his friends.
Leaving Jay all alone. Jay just stood there. Okay this is boring. I'm going to use one of my plot conveniences right now. Turning around Jay was startled to see a massive green dragon mech behind him. To the point he passed out. Umm, that didn't work. Great that means I wasted the plot convenience! Let's go check on the Police Force!
Everyone was starting to lose hope. One more minute and Lord Garmadon will reach the top of the tower! The warlord laughed darkly, seeing his success just in reach... Only for a blue fighter mech to plow into him, throwing the shark themed mech of the tower. Startled, the four armed man sat up and looked in the direction that the mech came from. He really wished he didn't. four other mechs was charging at his men, with what looks like color-coded ninjas driving them.
Garmadon groaned at the scene, "Really, since when did you have a Secret Ninja Force?"
Wu sat up, carefully avoiding placing weight on his broken leg. "Wait, we do? I mean, of course we do! This is Ninjago after all!"
Nice safe, nobody knows that you are for once clueless! White Ninja spoke up from his borrowed mech, "That's not a very nice thing to say. Also does anyone know how to control the mechs?"
A chorus of nos filled the air as Red Ninja accidentally knocked a good percentage of Garmadon's shark army back with a larger than life water canon. Cyan Ninja called out, "Hey! Mean only shoots a freeze ray! Next time I get the Spider Mech Thingie!"
Sure enough, Cyan Ninja froze ten shark mechs. All of the ninjas were pushing random buttons and calling out to each other has they knocked back The Shark Army. Garmadon watched in amazement as his army was beaten by these professionally trained Ninja Force. "I've gotta unmask these heroes!" Garmadon shouted in eager glee only to get sent flying by a dragon mech driven by a blue colored ninja.
Green Ninja called out to his late friend, "Bout time you got here! Also can I drive the Dragon Mech Thingie next?"
Black Ninja spoke up, "Okay, that sounds like this is going to be a thing now on... What happened to getting out of here?"
Red Ninja spoke up, "Still trying to retreat... Why are there soo many buttons!?"
It is a thing... besides that you'll are in the wrong Mechs! Lord Garmadon stood up from where he landed on the beach. Pulling out a megaphone out of nowhere, he shouted, "RETREAT! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! RETREAT!" With that said, all of the Shark Army Generals fled the scene. Right when Green Ninja pushed a lightning bolt shaped button that read HOME.
The mech turned and headed back towards the Old Warehouse. Green Ninja called out to his teammates, "To head back push the HOME button!" Ya think they would've figured that out earlier...
As the last ninja driven mech vanished into the horizon, Wu spoke gravely, "I NEED to learn the identities of those ninjas before my brother does!"
Ya, well sometimes the saying wrong place, wrong time is a good thing if you ask me. this world needs more accidental heroes... since their stories are the best ones!