I'M ALIVE!

YES I KNOW YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I GAVE UP ON THIS BUT HONESTLY? I DIED. YEP. SCHOOL SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF ME, KINDA LIKE A DEMENTOR.

Also I would like to acknowledge that since the last time I updated this I have joined like...3 more fandoms. Yay me, I just had to make my life more chaotic. WELP BE PREPARED FOR MORE CROSSOVERS! :D

Reviews!

propheciesandbluecookies: Thank you! I usually think my writing is trash but you guys say otherwise *wipes a tear* I still don't get how you put up with this. :3

Dawn. justice: yeah sure! But I don't know how haha since I'm a complete NOOB at this, PM me!

Guest: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH! YES I WILL TRY TO UPDATE MORE! I KNOW I SHOULD UPDATE MORE BUT SCHOOL WAS KILLING ME AND NOW ITS OVER SO I CAN LIVE AGAIN!

Also since school is over I will try to update at least once a week, since now I actually have ideas on what to write. I have a couple of new story ideas that I will try to write when I feel like it haha

AND! I will be slowly reposting my *good* stories on Wattpad, which does NOT include my first fanfiction story, A Tale of Ladybug and Chat Noir, because it is absolute trash and super dark and badly written, so I might re-write it. OTHERWISE, ONTO THE CHAPTER!

Me: *teleports back to Havenfield where conveniently, the whole Keeper crew is there*

Me: HELLO! DID YA MISS ME?

Everyone: No.

Me: Ok, rude. Since I left you guys in real time when I left, its been...*counts fingers* around 4-5 months since I was last here...AND GUESS WHAT?

Keefe: I feel like I'm gonna regret this but...what?

Me: I JOINED 3 MORE FANDOMS!

Sophie: Okay?

Me: Ok wow did you all become emo like Tam or something?

Tam: *splutters* EXCUSE ME?

Me: Just speaking the truth *shrugs*

Fitz: Ok what torture do you have for us now...

Me: Well that's nice, thinking the worse of me...but you're right *grins evilly* I will throw you into the Harry Potter universe, just because. AND since I'm the nicest person alive I will tell you what I will have in store for you in my next visits.

Sophie: Wait, is the Harry Potter universe real?

Me: Yep. *whips out wand*

Sophie: Okay why am I even surprised at this point?

Biana: What are you going to do to us next time?

Me: I'm gonna throw you guys into the Umbrella Academy universe, then jump dimensions and make you guys meet the Voltron paladins, BECAUSE KEEFE AND TAM NEED TO MEET LANCE ANAD KEITH!

Dex: Oh no.

Me: DEX...I SHIP YOU WITH PIDGE ASDFGHJKL

Linh: Ok, just one question...why?

Me: Because if I don't see this unravel I will actually die.

Sophie: Wait are we actually gonna meet the Golden Trio?

Me: YES!

Sophie: WELL LETS GO THEN! *whips out wand from nowhere*

Me: THANK YOU SOPHIE! AT LEAST SOMEONE ACTUALLY RESPECTS THIS!

Dex: Is 'Harry Potter' a human thing?

Sophie: A huge one! I read the books before I discovered I was an elf.

Me: Ok, enough. First off, I'm gonna sort you all into you're houses. Also this is what I think what houses you guys should be in, so don't attack me.

Keefe: Wait what houses? Are you gonna throw us into random human homes?

Me: Ughhhhhh you guys need to learn more human things...you're obliviousness is killing me.

Biana: More like you have no patience.

Me: Exactly.

Biana: Huh, I never met someone who would admit that.

Me: You've never met a lot of people.

Linh: Okay so can you explain them to us then?

*time skip to after I explain Hogwarts Houses to them and they understand*

Me: Ok do you all understand?

Keefe: Yeah...but-

Me: Shush.

Keefe: But-

Me: Shush.

Keefe: BUT-

Me: ALRIGHT FINE, WHAT?

Keefe: Wait, I forgot. *smirks*

Me: *trying not to hurt Keefe and grits teeth*

Fitz: Can you just sort us?

Me: Fine. Sophie, you are a Griffindor, since you are very brave and creative. Also I feel like you would also do well in Ravenclaw since you try to find the solution in every problem where no one dies. But at the same time you would be a Slytherin since you like to lead. But since the fandom pretty much decided you're a Griffindor...lets just say I don't wanna get attacked by a million fangirls.

Sophie: Huh. That actually makes sense, coming from you.

Me: EXCUSE ME?

Keefe: Aw, Foster is getting snarkier and snakier!

Me: Keefe, you would also be a Griffindor since you are foolishly brave and like to rush into battle blind, and are very creative with your pranks and-

Keefe: As much as I would love to hear you compliment this *gestures to self* my patience has its limits so you don't ramble for another entre day.

Me: *shrugs* Your loss.

Keefe: Team Foster-Keefe for the win in Griffindor!

Me: Fitz, you would do well in Ravenclaw.

Fitz: Um...ok.

Me: Biana, also Ravenclaw.

Biana: Great, I'm still stuck with Fitz.

Fitz: That hurts, Biana.

Me: Pfft. Ok. Dex, you would be in Hufflepuff since you are our cinnamon roll.

Dex: You still haven't explained what a cinnamon roll is.

Me: Figure it out yourself.

Dex: Okay. Savage.

Me: *smiles sweetly* Ok Tam. Slytherin, since you've been leading and protecting your sister for your whole life.

Tam: *tugs bangs over eyes* I can live with that.

Keefe: I knew Bangs Boy would end up in the 'bad' house.

Me: *smacks Keefe* HEY! NO SLYTHERIN HATE! OR ANY HOUSE HATE!

Keefe: OKAY JEEZ! ARE YOU CRAZY?

Me: *ignores Keefe* And Linh, you are another cinnamon roll so you must be in Hufflepuff.

Linh: Oooh!

Fitz: What house are you in?

Keefe: Yeah I would like to know that myself.

Everyone else: Yeah.

Me: I'm a hybrid.

Sophie: A what?

Me: Oh yeah the fandom has changed a bit since you left for the Lost Cities. Almost everyone is a hybrid, which is a cross between 2 houses since everyone's personalities are much more complicated.

Dex: So what 'hybrid' house are you in?

Me: Slytherin and Hufflepuff. Slytherpuff. You guys happy?

Tam: No.

Fitz: Never, since you got here.

Me: Okay, calm down, edgelords.

Sophie: Can we just go meet them?

Me: Yeah! Ok they're gonna be in 4th year so they will sort of match your ages. Also Umbridge is in 5th year...

Me and Sophie: *shudders*

Sophie: We do not speak of her.

Me: Agreed. Lets go! *snaps fingers and everyone gets transported to Hogwarts*

Sophie: I don't see anything...

Me: OH SHOOT! I FORGOT WE ARE MUGGLES! DANG IT!

Sophie: SHOOT!

Keefe: What's a muggle?

Me and Sophie: A non-magical person.

Tam: Okay, someone is a nerd.

Me: Shush.

Biana: Well, I guess since we can't get in...I guess we're done for today...

Me: Wait.

Biana: Shoot.

Me: *snaps fingers and everyone get transported back to the Lost Cities at Havenfield*

Sophie: Um-

Me: Okay, let me get the Golden Trio here!

Fitz: You can't do that! We're in the Lost Cities!

Linh: Calm down, Fitz, I'm sure it will be fun...besides isn't LuvMiraculous an 'all powerful being'?

Me: PFFT HAHAHAH NO! I just have author powers, but now I regret telling you this since it would've been nice to be treated like a god.

Keefe: If anyone is a god here, it should be ME.

Me: ...Sure.

Dex: Lets get this over with.

Me: *snaps fingers and the Golden Trio appear*

Yes I know you are probably gonna kill me, but this was kinda a fail of a chapter and it was getting super boring, so for suspense, I added a cliffhanger! You're welcome!

I PROMISE I WILL WRITE BETTER IN THE NEXT CHAPTER SINCE I NEED TO GET MY 'MOJO' BACK.

Ok that sounded really dumb but you get the idea.

Until next time!

(And yes, next time will be next week, so don't kill me, I promise I won't abandon this for months at a time anymore.)

Edit: Shoot I forgot about Glimmer. Ack. Welp. Goodbye Glimmer.