Hi! I'm back because I was bored. Yes, you're welcome, I'm giving you a chapter :D
Honestly I'm so dead inside please tell me if this chapter is trash or not.
Reviews!
potato-ranger: Oh my gods thank you so much! Your reviews make me so happy! :D
Dawn. justice: Yes! THE. GOLDEN. TRIO.
KOTLCgirlSoKeefe forever: Ok first off, that whole thing with Tam was when I had a crush on him but I've changed lol. Also I decided to not make any ships happen since I literally don't want everyone screaming in the comments about whether Sophitz of Sokeefe is better or Tiana or Diana is better, I'm so sorry :( [also I love your username :)]
Nice profile: Thanks, but I can't take credit for them, I copy pasted them, and the abortion one I copy pasted from Dawn. justice, you should check hers out :)
Harry: *whips out wand*
Ron: Who the bloody hell are you?
Hermione: How did we get here?
Me: re-LAX. My name is ***** but for identity reasons you have to call me LuvMiraculous. I teleported you here because we wanted to meet you!
Harry: But how did you get us here?
Me: *shrugs* author powers.
Ron: Author what?
Me: Author what what?
Ron: Author what what what?
Me: *gets competitive* Author what what what what?
Ron: *also gets competitive* Author what what what what what-
Hermione: *interrupts* hONEsTLy, rOn! Stop it! Would you please take us back? I have to study for our upcoming exams.
Me: How old are you?
Harry: *still holding wand threateningly* Why do you want to know?
Me: Okay, jeez. *holds up hands in surrender*
Sophie: Did you forget we are here or...
Me: Oh my god I forgot! Harry, Ron, Hermione, meet the Keeper crew, this is Sophie, Fitz, Biana, Keefe, Dex, Tam, and Linh.
Harry: How do you know our names?
Me: *slams head on nearest tree* Why.
Hermione: We come in peace, we don't want to start a fight.
Me: Yes! Exactly.
Ron: Then why-
Me: We wanted to meet you guys.
Tam: Well, more like she and Sophie wanted to meet you. We were just dragged along.
Me: Shush.
Keefe: I hate to agree with Bangs Boy, but yeah, we did not agree to this.
Tam: Enough about my hair!
Keefe and Tam: *continues bickering in the corner*
Me: *facepalms* Okay. We need proper introductions. So you guys, this is Harry, the 'Chosen' one, The boy who lived, awesome wizard, destined to defeat Vold-
Ron: DON'T SAY HIS NAME!
Me: JEEZ OKAY! He's destined to defeat Moldy Voldy.
Harry: Moldy Voldy?
Me: Yes.
Harry: *slowly* Moldy...Voldy.
Me: Yes.
Ron: *bursts out laughing* PFFT AHAHA AND YOU CAME UP WITH THAT?
Me: Well, the fandom did but-
Ron: THATS AMAZING! HARRY, HERIMONE, WE SHOULD START CALLING HIM THAT!
Me: OKAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH RON?
Hermione: Ah, no this is normal...
Biana: Aw, I feel bad for you.
Hermione: *shrugs* Used to it.
Dex: Huh. I mean, we feel the same with Kee-
Linh: *elbows Dex*
Harry: *finally lowers wand* How do you know us? Are you...*makes awkward hand signals*
Sophie: Muggles? No.
Ron: So you're wizards?
Me: Not exactly.
Hermione: Okay can we go back now please?
Me: I don't know, because if you go back now I haven't even introduced you all and we had a whole sorting ceremony for nothing and-
Fitz: As much as I liked meeting you guys, please run away while you still can, she's evil. *points to me, still rambling*
Harry: I feel the same, minus the 'she's evil' part.
Tam: RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
Keefe: SHE'S EVIL.
Me: HEY, EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU ARE PRETTY ANNOYING TOO!
Biana: Um, have you met you?
Me: Okay I have never been more offended.
Fitz: I'm sure you have.
Dex: Nice to meet you guys, even though I have been super confused the past 10 minutes.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Tam, Linh, Keefe, Fitz, and Biana: Same.
Me: *random noises*
Harry: Okay...uh, can we please leave now?
Me: Ugh. You guys are SO boring.
Keefe: PLEASE CAN YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE?
Me: *throws Keefe over my shoulder, fireman style and puts him down beside Tam* There. Now you guys can be whiny together.
Tam and Keefe: EXCUSE ME?
Me: *shrugs*
Hermione: *taps foot impatiently*
Me: Ok fine, someone is impatient. Bye ya'll! *snaps fingers and the Golden Trio disappear*
Dex: Now what?
Linh: Yeah, now what?
Me: You guys are the ones who are boring.
Keefe: Well eXcUsE mE if we have logic.
Me: *splutters* EXCUSE YOU?
Fitz: *stage whispers to Keefe* You should run...
Keefe: Good idea. *spins on heel and starts to run*
Me: Um..ok. I'm leaving anyways so bye I guess.
Me: ALSO WE WILL SKIP THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY AND GO STRAIGHT TO JUMPING TO THE VOLTRON DIMENSION.
Sophie: Is that a good thing?
Me: You'll see!
Tam: Be glad Glimmer isn't here or she'll throttle you.
Me: Looking forward to it. Ta-ta, losers. *light leaps away*
Ok that was short. Too short. Oh well. I suck at writing anyways.
Have a good week haha.
*goes to die somewhere else*