You've Got Mail Glee Version

Chapter 2: Puck's Heart

Before Liza Marie could respond, Kurt asks, "Are you sure, Puck?"

Then Liza Marie says firmly, "Dada, Papa Nono loves us and I want a Papa like G' Pa Burt! If you don't say yes, I will tell Papa Nono about your secret photo album you hid in my suitcase!"

Soon Burt sent Noah an image of a pink photo album, with the prom picture of them on the cover, and says, "The other pictures had to be stolen from Santana, when you two dated, and they are ALL of your butt! You were only wearing your boxers in one picture! I think about five were taken when Kurt was the kicker, and I'm just glad none of them showed something else!"

Then Noah looks at Kurt as he says, "Mr. H., if you have markers, I want you to give them to Liza Marie."

Before Kurt screams, "No, Noah, please!" As Noah takes his phone and says, "say you'll move in with me, or I'll tell Liza Marie, to use a green marker on whatever picture that is on the first page!"

Kurt immediately caves and Burt says, "God, Puck, I could never get Elizabeth, to cave that fast, and it even took two tries before she said yes. She told me I had to grow up more the first time. Ha, I have noticed Kurt was caving to anything you asked of him months ago. Before he found out..."

Then Kurt cut Burt off, saying, "You knew, Dad? God, of course, you knew. The guys at the shop can't keep a secret."

Then Noah says, "I told him two weeks in, because I didn't want him hearing it from them. I also told him about the rape, and Blaine told me about Liza Marie's dreams before he filed for the divorce. Kurt, Blaine was planning to leave you and go back to Dave. Before he was told about it, and I found them in bed together the day he told me about the dream. I went to Dave's to ask him when did he know he was gay, but just blurted out that I was, and told Blaine I was crushing on you."

Soon Burt says, "We got to go son and Puck, I know it's early here. But I bet you'll be like I was when we first met after Liza Marie starts to date. Quinn showed me your gun closet before your break-up and after you came out to me. She told me about Blaine and Dave meeting behind Kurt's back. Anyways, really got to go. Take care of my boy, Puck, and we'll see you later."

A week after, Kurt moved in, he was riding Puckzilla, and hitting a lot of high F's as he said Noah's name repeatedly. After they got dressed, Kurt found Noah looking at a picture of himself with Beth when she was two.

Then Noah looks at Kurt and says, "I haven't seen Beth in person since she was two, and I only see pictures of her on Rachel's Facebook page. She is twenty-four-years-old and doesn't even know I'm her daddy."

Kurt wrapped his arms around Noah and says, "Liza Marie told her after the divorce. She was mad, and Quinn was there talking to Beth. All Beth knew was that Quinn was her mom and that you lost a daughter. Beth was madder at Rachel because she doesn't come to see Liza Marie anymore."

Soon, they heard Burt and Liza Marie yelling, "We're here!"

As soon as Noah and she saw each other, she ran to him saying, "Papa." over and over.

Then Noah picks her up tossing her up into the air, before catching her and saying, "I missed you, Little Princess. How was it at Grandpa Burt's?"

Liza giggles as she says, "Great, but I wanted to see you and Dada. Aunt Sarah called G' Pa a lot, after you said you loved Dada on Facebook. Poopy Bland has been calling her since he saw your post and telling her that Dada never loved him."

Soon Noah is holding her close as she cried on his shoulder, while he calls Blaine, and as soon as Blaine answers his phone, Noah yells, "What is your fucking deal with me and my family, man? If you have a problem with me, come and tell me to my face, you jealous little shit!"

Then Blaine screams, "You were Kurt and Liza Marie's first crush! She never called me Papa, only you! I lost my family from the moment she was born! Hell, Puck, even Quinn, Beth, and Rachel saw the bond between you two! You were always Liza Marie's favorite person to see next to Burt! You took my family from me, Puck!"

Then Liza Marie takes the phone and yells, "Poopy Bland, go to hell! I hate you! I wonder if G' Pa Burt knows you were hitting Dada and me before I could talk. I thought Papa Nono was like the Hulk and could hurt you! Dada didn't tell me about him liking Papa Nono until after you left us! I told you about my dreams, thinking you would start being the Papa we needed! But you threw us away, we didn't throw you away! You are just like Papa Nono and Aunt Sarah's daddy! Papa Nono is my Papa and G' Pa Burt will get the son-in-law he always wanted!"

Before Blaine could even speak, she ends the call and Noah looks at Burt with a raised eyebrow as he asks, "You wanted me as a son-in-law?"

Burt chuckles as he says, "Well, someone like you, Puck. I noticed you were acting like me before Liza Marie was one. I thought you would stay with Quinn and have the family you always wanted. I never thought you would be with Kurt or be Liza Marie's stepfather."

Then Noah started to laugh and say, "Whoa, Mr. H. we just moved in together. I mean, I want to be her stepfather, but I want to take things slow here."

Soon, Liza Marie is pouting and fluttering her eyelashes at Noah. Then he puts her down and winks at her. Before Burt handed Noah a ring box and winks at Liza Marie.

As Noah got down on one knee in front of Kurt. Kurt was so in shock he couldn't speak. Then Noah takes his hand and says, "Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, I know this is fast, but I knew I loved you since we started talking to each other in that chatroom. Plus, I knew it was you I met, when you started talking about your mom. I meant what I said when we met in person. Kurt, I love you. Will you marry me?"

To be continued in Chapter 3, sorry for the long wait.