Pepper Potts sighed behind the DM screen and said, "Peter dies…again and respawns in the Cave of the Generous Dragon."

"Which Peter?" Star Lord asked.

"Probably me." Peter Parker said with a sigh. "I literally just got back into the fray, only to die."

"Well, kid, if you would stop giving your higher-level stuff to me, you wouldn't have this problem." Tony Stark said.

"I appreciate that you were able to share. It's not like you, Tony." Steve Rodgers said.

"My life felt like a lie when I rolled so low that my crossbow backfired." Clint Barton said while groaning.

Sometime before Peter's many deaths…

"The door you have arrived at turns out to be a Mimic and slams into Natasha's face." Pepper said.

"At least it wasn't ANOTHER chest." Natasha Romanoff said.

"The last one was a shed that tried to eat Bruce." Bucky Barnes said while crossing his arms.

"It said that it was a time machine! I wanted to correct my previous mistake!" Bruce Banner said in protest.

Then, they rolled for initiative as Clint smirked once he got the highest initiative.

"I'll use my crossbow on the Mimic!" he said before rolling the dice.

It landed…on a one three times.

Everyone laughed as Loki rolled his eyes from the back of the room.

Clint's jaw was on the floor as Pepper said, "Clint's crossbow misfires, damaging him and breaking."

"He doesn't look injured to me…" Drax said.

"MY LIFE IS A LIE!" Clint said in anguish.

Back to present day

As the group went through the Tomb of Horrors, Thor growled and slammed his fist on the table.

"What is this sorcery?! How does one die by merely jumping through a demon's head?!" he asked. "I have jumped to many demon heads and never died!"

"Because you are immortal, Thor…besides, you are foolish enough to do it in the first place." Loki said as he rolled his eyes.

"There was a sphere of annihilation inside, Thor. It destroys everything." Pepper said.

After what felt like three hours, the group FINALLY made it to the boss.

"There you are, facing Acererak himself, a floating gem-encrusted skull. You all barely survived his death scream and he just swallowed the soul of Bucky's rogue…" Pepper began to say.

"I'll get my revenge!" Bucky said.

"And he's looking at the rest of you hungrily." Pepper said.

"Get ready, guys…I'm ready to kick some ass!" Star Lord said as he rolled his dice.

"Language!" Steve said.

"For the glory of Asgard, my friends!" Thor said with a cocky grin. "CHARGE!"

"This is gonna be good…" Dr. Strange said, summoning popcorn for everyone watching the session.

"Why am I even here?" Loki asked.

They just watched the epic battle that ensued for the group as Nebula shook her head.

"No, no, no! Why is dice so unpredictable?!" she asked.

"Ya got me, I've got no idea." Rocket said.

"Quill's character got frozen solid…again." Gamora said with a groan.

The others just continued to commentate on the battle as Pepper was forced to listen and go through all the screaming and bad decisions that were happening…