Episode 1: Not-so Happy Campers.
(Coyler's note: Well here it is guys,starting a new fic to fill the time just because I'm bored! This is 1 of 2 fics I'll be working on as part of a Total Drama and Danganronpa crossover. For this fic we'll be focusing on Danganronpa characters. The challenges will all be taken from Total Drama Island and have the same team names,however I assure you all I'll defo make this an original fic. Coyler,out!)
(Inside a production office in Canada)
"C'mon dude,you can't seriously agree with this fame hungry freak that her idea for a show is better than mine" Chris argued. "Ugh,like your idea is soooo much better. Big deal" said Junko. Mr Coyle sat behind his desk,cradling his head in his hand. "Jesus lads,I don't know why you two are arguing in the first place,we can just do both shows" said Mr Coyle. "Pfft,and how are we gonna do that four eyes?" Junko scoffed. "Simple,you can take your Japanese magazines and shit back to Japan with some of our guys,and we'll take some of your ultimate eejits and give 'em to Chris" Mr Coyle explained. Chris thought for a moment, "So,I'll still get to torture some pure and innocent teens purely for my enjoyment and their embarrassment?" he asked. Mr Coyle nodded, "That's correct muchacho. I'll get the paper work in order,and we'll get everything ready". Junko and Chris both seemed satisfied. "Awesome dudes,can't wait to get started" said Chris. "Like,me too! The despair in the air is so intoxicating!" Junko laughed. "Just get out of my office" Mr Coyle sighed.
(One week later)
The sun shone onto not-so-glorious Camp Wawanakwa,as a certain host stood beaming on the dock,grinning from ear to ear. "Yo dawgs,I'm Chris McLean! The greatest reality show host and lead boy band singer to ever live! And right now,you're watching the first season of the hottest reality show to be featured on television!" he smiled,loving the compliments he was giving to himself. "Now,lemme give you all the rundown so that all you viewers at home get the jist of what's going on. Twenty-Two unsuspecting teenagers that are apparently the best at what they do,have been shipped out to beautiful Muskoka Ontario,in beautiful Canada. Here they will be staying at my beloved island,Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris explained, "Once they arrive,they'll be split up into teams and forced to fight it out in a bunch of challenges that will possibly kill any regular person,all for a chance at winning a fortune of $1,000,000! However,if a team loses a challenge,they'll be brought to our elimination ceremony! If they do not receive a marshmallow of campfire goodness,they'll be forced to walk the dock of shame,catch the boat of losers and get the heck outta here for good! Chris laughed, "Boy is this gonna be fun! And it all happens right here,right now! On Total! Drama! Island!".
"Welcome back boys and girls,it's the moment you've all probably or probably not been waiting for!" Chris grinned, "It's time we meet our twenty-two campers!". A speedboat pulled up to the dock of shame,with the first contestant clanking their bag to the ground as they looked around. "Welcome random guy!" Chris waved, "Uh,I'm sorry,I would say your name,but apparently you guys all have some anime Japanese names" he laughed. The camper shrugged, "It's cool man. The names Yasuhiro Hagakure. Back home they call me the Ultimate Clairvoyant! I'm dead on 30% of the time". "30%? That's good enough for me" Chris laughed, "Just head on down the dock dude". Yasuhiro walked down the dock,still looking around at the Canadian wilderness.
The next speedboat came over the horizon,with it's camper standing on the bow,shredding out on an electric guitar,with fire spewing from the top. "ROCK ON TO THE EXTREME!" she yelled at Chris,getting into his face. "Hmm,looks like we got a keener. I'm sure some weeks of starvation in the woods will sort that out" he laughed, "Anyway,I take it you've got a name?". "You bet I do! My names Ibuki Mioda" she exclaimed. "Awesome dudette. Now do me a favour and join the all-seeing eye at the end of the dock" said Chris. "THAT'S A CAN DO!" Ibuki cheered,continuing to rock out. "Killer beats pal" said Yasuhiro,giving a thumbs up.
This time,two speedboats pulled up to the dock,with their own campers disembarking. "Huh,looks like they were ahead of schedule" Chris muttered,looking at his schedule. "Yo,the names Leon Kuwata,what's up?" said one guy. "I'm Mondo Owada,nice to fuckin meet ya" said another,his pompadour blowing in the wind. "Welcome to Camp dudes. I see your both rockin excellent hair styles" said Chris,starting at Mondo's hair. "Thanks man" Leon smirked. "Hmm,do I know you from somewhere?" Ibuki asked,looking at Mondo. "I'm the head of basically every biker gang in Japan" said Mondo,as he and Leon walked past Chris to the end of the dock. "Oh,uh,neat" said Ibuki.
Another speedboat pulled,with two bags slamming to the floor. "Hey man,Kazuichi Soda's the name" said a young,purple haired man. "Nice to meet you man,I see your also rocking some awesome hair" said Chris. "Thanks dude" said Kazuichi,as he heaved his heavy bags down the dock.
"Alrighty,the next boat should be here any second now" said Chris,checking his schedule. "Hey,does anyone else smell that?" asked Ibuki,sniffing at the air. "Whatever it is,it smells delicious" said Leon. "Why hello there all you quite spicy individuals" came a voice from a small man,who was chowing down on a kebab. "Woah,where did you get that?" Chris asked,drooling at the food. "Why I made it of course! They don't call me Teruteru Hanamura the Ultimate Chef for nothing you know" he said,winking at Chris. "Uh,that's nice dude. Now if you wouldn't mind moving on" said Chris,gesturing to the others. "Ah,of course! Afternoon lady and boys,I hope we can all be very close indeed" Teruteru laughed. "Uh,is he talkin to us?" Ibuki asked Mondo. "What the fuck do you think?" Mondo snapped.
The next speedboat seemed to be sailing much lower than the others,as a giant stepped down,causing the ground beneath everyone to rumble and vibrate. "Woah,are you big or what?!" Chris laughed,clearly astonished. "Hello. Gonta's name is Gonta Gokuhara. Gonta wants to become gentleman! Becoming true gentleman Gonta's goal!" said the giant. "I dunno how this works,but I want that guy on my team" Leon whispered to Teruteru. "Me too,he's so thick" Teruteru chortled. "Grab your stuff and go join the others dude" said Chris,pointing to the end of the dock. "Can do that now" said Gonta,tossing his bag over one arm and stomping to the end of the dock,the entire world shaking with each footstep.
Yet another speedboat pulled up to the dock (shipping out twenty-two teens is a lot of work). "Let's see,who do we have here?" said Chris,looking at the new camper. "I am Kiyotaka Ishimaru! It's a pleasure to be here" said Ishimaru,standing to attention. "Huh,you remind me of this kid called Brick I met in Halifax" Chris laughed, "But anyway,welcome to camp man,go join the others". "Right away sir!" Ishimaru yelled,marching down the dock.
The next speedboat pulled up,though there appeared to be no one present onboard. "Yo dude or dudette,get your butt out here!" Chris yelled. Suddenly,a bolt of lightning struck the dock,and a smartly dressed man in black and a purple scarf appeared,laughing maniacally. "Haha! Request the presence of true evil and he shall appear! You have dared to let your eyes gaze upon Tanaka the Forbidden One! My Four Dark Devas of Destruction serve me at every turn! Remember my name well,for one day I shall use my dark magic and breeding skills to stand astride this ashen realm!" Tanaka yelled. "Wow,that sounded really rehearsed. If only it were in any way important" Chris sneered, "Move your butt to the end of the dock before I send your Harry Potter magic back to Hogwarts" Chris laughed. "Hmph,as you wish" Tanaka muttered.
"Did I hear someone say magic?" came a voice,as another speedboat left the scene. "Lemme guess,your into magic too?" Chris asked looking at the young girl. "Of course,it's my entire life!" said the redhead, "My name is Himiko Yumeno. I spent my entire life learning to be a great magician" she explained, "Just ask my mom. She'll tell you that I'm the Ultimate Mage". "That's funny,because it says here that you can only do lame parlour tricks" Chris laughed. Himiko seemed offended, "If my magic is real,then how did I,uh,make that lightning strike before arriving?" she smirked. "That was merely my most tame entrance you simpleton" Tanaka frowned. "Uhhhhh,I'll just take my leave" Himiko whispered,joining the others at the end of dock,Tanaka glaring at her for attempting to steal his 'thunder'.
The next speedboats sped by as their passengers jumped off onto the dock,however one of them fell in a heap on the floor. Chris checked his notepad, "Ah,you must be Poke and Makin,correct?" Chris asked. The silver haired woman nodded, "I am Peko Pekoyama. Pleased to meet you" she said,bowing. "Uh,hello,my name,um,is Mikan Tsumiki" said the purple haired girl,fumbling with her words. "Well welcome to camp girls,go join your other campers" said Chris. Peko bowed again,as she walked down the dock,being followed by Mikan.
(Beginning to sense a theme here) As more speedboats appeared,dropping off more campers. Two campers were stood on the dock,looking around at the camp. "Afternoon. My name is Byakuya Togami.
I am an Ultimate Hier to a huge fortune" said one man. "Ha! How is that a talent?" a white haired boy, "That's probably the equivalent of calling someone who's good at cooking the Ultimate Cook,or a Baseball Player the Ultimate Baseball Star" he laughed. "And who are you to say that?" Togami asked. "Names Nagito Kamaeda,Ultimate Lucky Student" said the white haired boy. "Ha,so being an heir isn't a talent yet being lucky is? Pathetic" Togami smirked. "Hey,scuse me,host man talkin over here" said Chris, "Move outta the way before I make you move dudes". Togami laughed, "And how will you do that exactly?". Chris laughed maniacally, "Oh trust me,you'll find out once we meet everyone".
While everyone waited for the next speedboat,they were shocked to see a man fall fly through the air and land on the dock. He wasn't holding luggage,but looked around with a smile,extending a hand to shake Chris's. "Hello. My serial code name is K1-B0,but you may call me by my human name: Keebo" he said, "I have been designed to be the Ultimate Human-Like Android. There's not a job too big or too small that I can't do" he smiled. "Woah,you got some high tech gear man,great to have you here" said Chris,looking impressed.
The next speedboat appeared as Keebo walked down the dock,waving at the other contestants. "Good afternoon" came a quiet voice from behind Chris. "Hmm?" he muttered as he spun around on his heels. He saw a short girl standing with a gym bag over her shoulder. "I'm Chihiro Fujisaki,back home my family and friends called me the girliest girl who ever girled" she said. "Wow,looks like you've got the Chef guy rivaled in terms of height" Chris laughed. "Uh,thanks" she muttered.
Another speedboat emerged,with two campers disembarking. "How do you,Kokichi Oma at your service" a young,purple haired man said, "Nope,sorry,that was a lie. I'm going to do my best to help everyone...nope,can't do it,that was another lie" he smiled, "Anyway,I'm one of the world's greatest Supreme Leaders. I have most definitely blown up a few populated islands in the past". The tall woman next to him laughed, "I assume that's another lie?" she asked. Kokichi looked confused, "I wouldn't lie about that" he said,walking to the end of the dock. "Hmm,strange. Anyway,hello all,I am Kirumi Tojo". "Welcome to camp dawg" said Chris, "Now get a move on" he said,pointing down the dock.
The next speedboat arrived,once again carrying two more campers,who walked off the boat and looked around,first at Chris,the island and then the other contestants. "H-h-hi there,I'm Toko Fukawa. I'm apparently t-t-the a famous author" stuttered one girl. "Nervous?" the other asked. "How could y-you tell?" Toko asked. "Welcome to the wild Canadian wilderness" Chris grinned, "We've got Stuttering Sally's name,what's yours dudette?" he asked. The other girl nodded, "Kyoko Kirigiri" she replied,before joining the others at the end of the dock,leaving Chris to scratch his head. "Alright,guess you've not got one of those special talents at all" Chris laughed, "She must've gotten off at the wrong stop".
The final speedboat stopped at the dock,as the final campers stepped onto the island. "Greetings. I am Celeste Ludenberg. I've ever so generously been giving the title of Ultimate Gambler" one of the girls smiled, "I do hope we may all become good allies". "Well I don't,I came here to fuckin win! Get ready for me to beat you pesky Canadians at your own game!" the second girl yelled. "And you are?" Chris asked,raising an eyebrow. "Miu Iruma,the greatest,most fantastic,most Ultimate Inventor" she boasted. "Radical. Pointless,but radical" said Chris, "Well,looks like that's all twenty-two of you" he said,looking at his clipboard, "Now,I just need all of you to gather on the end of the dock so we can get a group photo for the promos" he explained.
The campers all walked to the opposite end of the dock,all forming group poses. "Ok,everyone smile and say 'Wawanakwa' " said Chris. "Wawanakwa!" they all yelled. However,the dock couldn't support the weight of all the campers as they fell through and landed in the lake. After drying off,they all made their way to the bonfire area.
"Alright dudes,this is Camp Wawanakwa! Your lovely home of disrepair for the next six weeks" Chris explained, "Now,to start things off I'll be splitting you all up into two teams of eleven. Once that's done,you'll go unpack in your cabins and head over to the main lodge for lunch". "Before we get started,could I humbly request a bottom bunk under anyone here?" Teruteru asked,eyeing up some of the campers. "Hey! Stop lookin up my skirt perv!" Miu yelled,slapping the Chef across the face. "Scuse me,host man talking over here!" Chris yelled, "Right,if I call your name,head over to my left" he said, "Ok,for team one we've got;
Leon,
Mondo,
Togami,
Ishimaru,
Celeste,
Toko,
Gonta,
'Keebo',
Himiko,
Nagito
and Hagakure" Chris finished. After the eleven campers gathered to the left. Tossing over a flag to Ishimaru,Chris informed the team name, "Remember well guys,from here on out,you guys will...The Killer Bass!" he grinned. "I will not let our team down,no matter what!" Ishimaru yelled,standing to attention.
"As for the rest of you" said Chris, "Head on over to the right if your name is called;
Tanaka,
Kazuichi,
Teruteru,
Peko,
Mikan,
Ibuki,
Kokichi,
Kirumi,
Miu,
Kirigiri
and Fujisaki" said Chris, "Move move move!" he yelled. After gathering on the right,Chris handed Kokichi a green flag, "From this day on,you eleven are going to be known as...The Screaming Gophers!" he grinned. "Excellent! We're gonna take it all to the extreme!" Ibuki cheered. "I wouldn't say 'extreme' but I'm sure we can all get on great" said Fujisaki. "So,what do we do now?" Leon asked, "Is there somewhere to put my gear?". "Indeed there is,just head over to the two cabins. Each team has there own cabin to call home for as long as they remain on the island. Boys are on the left,girls take the right" Chris explained, "Oh and one more thing before you all go. Since this is a reality show,you'll all probably have a lot on your minds. In case you dudes and dudettes are on the verge of mental breakdown,you can take a visit to our Outhouse Confessional,where you can say absolutely anything on your mind" he explained.
"Woah,sweet pad dudes" said Hagakure,as he looked in the male side of the Bass cabin. "Sweet pad? Oh please,this place is a dump" Togami sulked. "C'mon man,we should at least make the most of all this. It's better than my place back home in juvi" said Mondo,jumping onto a top bunk, "Anyway,I'm having a nap,I'm fuckin exhausted" he sighed. "Excellent idea" Leon agreed,falling back onto one of the other bunks. "Get up you! We've been given strict orders to meet at the main lodge after unpacking!" Ishimaru yelled. "Geez,you better not be some lame shoe-kisser,or you'll be getting sent home in a flash" said Nagito, "I can't stand those kinds of people". "Another thing I can agree on" Leon mumbled.
"So,that guy with the fancy hair,huh. Lookin pretty hot I gotta admit" said Miu. "You do realise he's on the other team,right?" Kyoko asked. "That's what makes it hot! Forbidden relationships are soooo IN right now!" Miu exclaimed. "Not even a day and you've already been deluded into love? That's awesome!" Ibuki yelled. "I'll tell you ladies one thing,but I came here to win,not to mix with a bunch of guys" said Kirumi, "I could easily do with having an extra $1,000,000 to my name".
Suddenly Chris's voice came over the loudspeakers; "ALL CAMPERS REPORT TO THE MAIN LODGE RIGHT AWAY FOR A SPECIAL BRIEFING".
"You heard the man,let's move out!" Ishimaru yelled. "Aye aye sir" said Gonta. The campers all left their cabins,walking towards the main lodge. Though Miu seemed to be eyeing up Mondo,while Teruteru was eyeing up everything with a pulse. "What do you think we'll be told about?" Fujisaki asked Peko. "Perhaps a briefing on our first,um, 'challenge' I believe it was called?" she replied.
"I SERVE FOOD AT THREE TIMES A DAY! AND YOU WILL ALL EAT ANYTHING I GIVE YOU THREE TIMES A DAY!" Chef Hatchet yelled at the campers,who were lined up around the room. "He seems nice" said Nagito whispered to Kazuichi. Both chuckled,but were quickly shut up by Chef,who bashed them over the head with his ladel. "Now,grab yourself a tray and come collect my delicious delicacies!" Chef yelled. "Pardon me,but I cannot eat" said Keebo, "You see,it would destroy my inner circuits" he explained. Chef looked him up and down, "So,you can't eat at all?" he asked. Keebo nodded, "That is correct sir" he replied. "THEN GET OUTTA HERE!" Chef yelled,throwing a tray at Keebo,who quickly dived out the door to avoid being hit. "Haha,what a pathetic pile of parts" Tanaka laughed,as he sat down at the Gopher table.
As the campers continued to eat their lunch,Chris entered the main lodge. "How's your food guys and gals?" he asked. "Eh,I've had worse" Kokichi mumbled. "Great. I don't really care,but great" Chris smiled, "Just a heads up,you might wanna finish up eating soon. You may ask why,but it's because we've got a challenge to do!". "What kinda challenge?" Kazuichi asked,looking up from his plate. "Oh you'll see" Chris laughed,leaving the lodge. "Hmm,think it'll be something tough?" Mikan asked the Gophers. "Probably not" said Teruteru, "It's the first challenge,how hard could it possibly be?".
(CUT THE 1,000 FOOT HIGH CLIFF)
"Aw shit" Mondo sulked.
"Okay dudes and dudettes,your first challenge might seem dangerous,but it's actually really simple" said Chris. "I'm assuming we'll have to jump and dive into that massive hole at the bottom?" Teruteru asked,looking off the side. "Wow,nice one stealing my explanation" Chris muttered, "Anyway,as the horny chef just said,your first challenge is to jump off this one-thousand foot high cliff into shark infested waters. Once you land in the ring at the bottom,you'll be picked up by the loser boat. The team that has the most jumpers will earn a reward that will help them in part two of today's challenge" Chris grinned. "What if everyone jumps?" Hagakure asked. "Simple,there'll be no reward for any of the teams" Chris laughed, "Killer Bass,you guys are up first".
The teams seemed nervous to jump,but some didn't seem to fazed with the job that had to be done. "Sooooo,who's going first?" Toko asked,nervously looking around. "Well you see,I'd go first,but I've actually got a doctors note which forbids me from jumping to my death" Togami explained. "If it'll make things go any faster,I'll jump first" said Leon,raising a hand. "Alright baseball boy!" Mondo smirked,slapping Leon on the back. Leon stepped up to the edge,looking down at the ring that was floating above the water. "Um,okay,here goes nothing" Leon winced. He leaped off with a running start,and began to fall,screaming all the way. Thankfully he landed in the water,and was able to clamber onboard the boat that had pulled up. "Wow,I didn't expect him to make it" said Celeste, "I suppose if it's safe for him,it's safe for me". She too jumped and landed in the ring. "Woo! I got next!" Hagakure exclaimed. He took a running jump and soared off the cliff. However he didn't have the safest landing,as he fell on his back,making an awfully loud slapping noise. Leon and Celeste pulled him on board the boat,with Leon rubbing his back.
"I apologise,but I'm afraid I won't be jumping today" said Togami. "You won't? Are you absolutely sure?" Chris asked, "If you don't,you might cost your team the win and then they'll probably give you the boot". Togami laughed, "I don't think they'd get rid of me that easily". "I wouldn't look past it" said Nagito. "Well,if you're not jumping,you can wear this" said Chris,slapping a chicken hat onto Togami's head, "You've gotta keep this on for the rest of the day dude. Also,the chicken way down is right over there" he explained,as Togami sulked down the mountain. Toko also took the chicken way down,fearing she would die if she jumped. The rest of the Bass wasn't nervous however,as Mondo,Himiko and Keebo all jumped (though Keebo used his jetpack to slow his descent). Gonta,Nagito and Ishimaru were left standing on the cliff edge,as the rest of the Bass looked up. Gonta seemed nervous to jump,cowering away from the edge. "Dude,watch this" Nagito whispered to Ishimaru. "Hey man,I heard you wanna be a gentleman,right?" Nagito asked Gonta. "Yes! Being best gentleman Gonta's number one goal" Gonta exclaimed. "Well you know I heard that if you jump off this cliff,not only will you be a gentleman,but you'll also be a hero" said Nagito. Gonta seemed astonished hearing this,and looked at the edge,narrowing his eyes. "Gonta is Ultimate Gentleman!" he yelled,jumping off the edge. He landed in the water,and swam back to shore. He hadn't seen the boat,but the sharks caused him no trouble. "Uh,does that count?" Nagito asked Chris. "Eh,he landed in the ring so I'd say it's fair game" said Chris,shrugging his shoulders. "Looks like we're up" said Ishimaru. "It would appear so" said Nagito. Both boys jumped,landing in the ring and leaving only the Gophers standing atop the cliff.
"Hmph,it doesn't seen like that hard of a test. Who wishes to take the plunge first?" Tanaka asked,looking at his team, "Believe me,I'd go before anyone else,but I'm ineffective against water types". "Maybe we should play rock/paper/scissors?" Fujisaki. "Fuck that,let's go already!" Miu yelled. "Yeah! To the extreme!" Ibuki yelled,as both herself and Miu jumped,landing safely in the ring. "Looks like we sorted the problem of who's goes first" Mikan muttered. "I'll take a shot next" said Kazuichi,diving off the cliff. He managed to hit a rock and pinwheel off the side,but still managed to make it. The rest of the Gophers each took turns jumping. "Look out below!" Tanaka yelled,clinging onto his scarf. "Ah! Move! Move!" Kokichi yelled as he hit into Tanaka. They both landed in the ring,though Tanaka's back was a bit out of shape. Peko and Kirumi also,completed their jumps,and successfully maid it back to shore. However,it was all in vain as Teruteru,Fujisaki and Mikan were all too scared to jump. "Wow,five chickens in just the first challenge? You guys must all have a humiliation wish" Chris laughed. "I love getting wet while throwing myself into a hole as much as any other man,but I do have some height fears" Teruteru explained, "Though I wouldn't mind at all jumping into your hole" he said,seductively looking at Mikan. "Ew! What a perv! Stop looking at me!" Mikan screamed,as they walked down the cliff,with Fujisaki trailing behind.
CONFESSIONAL START:
Mikan: I hate that little chef man,he's so rude!
Gonta: Gonta was scared of jumping. But jumping make great gentleman and hero!
Teruteru: I'm not worried about all those sexy fools. They probably just can't handle the Hanamura style,teehee.
Fujisaki: I feel really bad for not jumping. I hope my team aren't mad at me.
CONFESSIONAL END
"And with ten jumpers and only two chickens,it looks like the Killer Bass have won the first half of the challenge!" Chris smiled. "So what's next?" Peko asked,looking at all the crates around the beach. Chris laughed, "Simple,your next challenge is to bring these crates back to camp and build some sweet hottubs!" he explained, "However,I feel like making you guys suffer. Once back at camp,you ca only open the crates by using your teeth. And for winning the first challenge,the Bass will get these carts to help get back faster". The Gophers seemed upset hearing this,glaring at Mikan,Teruteru and Fujisaki. "Great,it seems as if you fools will be the loss of this challenge for us!" Tanaka yelled,crossing his arms. "I've gotta agree with Harry Potter over here. If we lose because of you three,I'll make sure all three of you get the fuckin boot?" Miu yelled.
The Bass seemed to be breezing by,as they pulled their carts of parts back to the camp ground. "No joke,that was actually pretty sick" said Hagakure. "Me too. It looked pretty terrifying,but really wasn't that bad once you were halfway down" Nagito laughed. "I thought it was kinda scary" Himiko muttered. "Scary or not,what matters is that we succeeded with a joint team effort" said Ishimaru. "Yeah,a 'joint team effort' from everyone but two chickens" Leon replied,jabbing a thumb back at Togami and Toko. "I said it once before,and I'll say it again: I'm not going to risk breaking my bones for some dumb show". "Uh,w-what he said" Toko stammered. "Hey! I think I see the camp grounds!" Mondo yelled.
"C'mon guys,put your backs into it!" Ibuki yelled. "I'm lifting as hard as I can,these crates gotta have boulders in 'em or something" Kazuichi spluttered. "Aw,you guys are just weak" Kokichi chuckled. "Weak? I'll have you know I'm the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of weak!" Tanaka yelled,slapping Kokichi across the back of his head. "We'll never make it back in time at this pace. We've gotta find someway to camp faster" Kirumi muttered under her breath. "Maybe we should just all carry one crate back at a time?" Kyoko asked. Teruteru shook his head, "Nah,that wouldn't be fast enough. Chances are that the other team has already gotten back to camp" he explained. As the Gophers continued pushing and carrying their crates back to camp,Miu had an idea. "I've got an idea!" she yelled, "There were two guys that seemed awfully strong on the other team. Why don't I use some of my 'feminine charm' and have them do the work for us?" she asked. "You'd have to be good lookin for that to work" Kazuichi laughed,also getting a chuckle out of Peko,Tanaka and Teruteru. "Hey shut up man!" Miu yelled, "Just you watch,I'll come back with those guys and then we'll see who's good lookin!". Miu stormed off as the Gophers continued struggling back to camp.
"Hmm,there doesn't seem to be any instructions in here guys" said Nagito,as he finished digging around inside a crate. "Surely we're not expected to build all of this without directions?" Togami asked. "Maybe we have to build it based on the picture on the crates?" Himiko asked,looking at the hottub logo. As the Bass continued to work on how to build their hottub,a non-Bass member snuck into camp near Gonta and Keebo,who were standing around talking about themselves. "I've never had much interest in bugs. Then again,they have never had much interest in me" said Keebo. "Gonta knows everything to know about insects. They can be very nice after long time" Gonta explained. "Maybe you could show me sometime?" Keebo asked, "It would be good for a new friend to teach me something".
CONFESSIONAL START
Keebo: Back home in Japan,I am not allowed outside much. Apparently I'm too dangerous to be around people. It's nice to have a friend on the first day.
Gonta: Gonta likes Keebo. Not in romantic way,in friendship way.
CONFESSIONAL END
The non-Bass member finally approached Keebo and Gonta. "Oh help! Please help" Miu sobbed. Gonta and Keebo turned around,as Miu fell to her knees. "Hmm? What is wrong?" Keebo asked. "Oh it's terrible!" Miu sobbed, "Mikan and Fujisaki have injured themselves badly! We need some big,strong men to help us carry our crates back to camp!". Gonta seemed confused, "But...Gonta and Keebo are on Bass team. Helping Gophers would cause Bass to lose" said Gonta. "But we need to help them! Anyone who would help us bring back our crates,Mikan and Fujisaki would not only be their friends,but heroes too!" Miu exclaimed. The words "friends" and "heroes" immediately went straight into Keebo and Gonta's heads. "Okay,we will help you" Keebo nodded. "Oh thank you thank you thank you" said Miu,hugging Gonta and Keebo tightly. "Lead the way" said Gonta,as himself,Keebo and Miu walked into the woods.
CONFESSIONAL START
Miu: Ha! Told them I could get help.
CONFESSIONAL END
"I think we're nearly there" said Kokichi. "Indeed,I can see the flagpole" said Kirumi. "Guys! I did it!" Miu yelled,running out of the woods. "Did what?" Kyoko asked. "I got the two strongest guys here to help us out" said Miu, "Quick! Mikan and Fujisaki gotta look injured,I told them you two hurt and couldn't move". "Injured? Um,ok" said Fujisaki,as she sat down against a crate. She didn't put in much effort,however Mikan punched herself in the eye and slumped against her crate. "Wow,that was a bit much" Kyoko scoffed. "I'm curious,who exactly did you get?" Kazuichi asked. His question was soon answered as Gonta and Keebo suddenly ran out of the forest. "Fear not! You're heroes have arrived!" Keebo exclaimed. "Hmph,I wouldn't say 'heroes'. More-so 'annoyances' to me" Tanaka scoffed. "Where do we help?" Gonta asked. "Well first,pick up these crates and bring them back to camp,while we carry Mikan and Fujisaki" Miu ordered. "Yes ma'am!" Gonta and Keebo saluting,as they picked up a crate in each arm and ran back to camp. The Gophers were all impressed with how successful Miu had been. "One victory does not equal greatness" Tanaka muttered,as the Gophers all lifted up the two crates that were left and walked back towards camp.
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Peko: I must admit,I'm surprised that Miu was able to pull off such a task. Bravo.
Teruteru: I know I might lose 'good boy' points win the team,but DAM! Gonta and Keebo are quite the attractive pair. Not that I'm into robots or anything,though I could always try *winks at the camera*
CONFESSIONAL END
The Bass had continued to make progress with their hottub,though some had grown concerned as to where Gonta and Keebo had disappeared to. "I mean,ones a robot and ones a giant,they can't be that hard to miss,can they?" Celeste asked,looking around. "What difference does it make if they're here or not?" Mondo asked, "At this point I'd say we're nearly done". Ishimaru nodded, "Yes,we only require the motor and the water before the task is completed". As some of the Bass began tinkering with the motor and heater,Gonta,Keebo and the Gophers bustled into camp. "Helping the enemy guys? Disgraceful team effort" Togami accused,pointing at the two men. "We did what was necessary to achieve hero-friendship status" Keebo explained. "Hero-friendship status? Pfft,get r-real" Toko stammered. "You wouldn't question,would you?" Gonta claimed,looking down on Toko and Togami. Due to his height and muscular physique,Gonta was quite intimidating to be up close with. Togami and Toko quickly apologised and walked away.
"C'mon,surely we've got time to get this done" said Kazuichi. The Gophers quickly began ripping off the top of their crates,and began putting their hottub together. "Uh,they do realise they had to open the crates with their teeth,right?" Leon whispered to Nagito. "If I were you,I might not tell them" said Nagito. "You sure?" Leon asked,seeming uncertain. "Most definitely" said Nagito,looking confident. The Bass and Gophers managed to get their hottubs built,since Miu,Kazuichi and Keebo were all experts when it came to building and tinkering with machinery.
CONFESSIONAL START
Leon: I'm feelin pretty confident that we'll have this challenge in the bag. Granted,the other team has an engineering student and an inventor,but we've got a fuckin robot! That's awesome!
Kokichi: I feel like there was something we had to do before opening the crates. Hmm,no matter,if I forgot then it probably wasn't important.
CONFESSIONAL END
After finishing their hottubs,Chris walked to the space between them and the teams,looking between each. "Well,that was a pretty boring second-half. I guess building isn't as exciting as I thought,that'll have to change later. Anyway,I think that by looking at these two hottubs,the team that built their's the best was...the Screaming Gophers!" he announced. The Gophers began to cheer,while the Bass seemed disappointed. Chris then raised a hand, "However,there's a slight issue with the Gophers" he said. "What could possibly be wrong?" Peko asked. "If you dudes and dudettes remember what I said earlier,you guys had to open your crates using only your teeth. While the Bass did complete the challenge properly,the Gophers just removed the lids with their hands,and therefore did not correctly complete the challenge. Which means that the winners of the first challenge are the Killer Bass!" Chris laughed,pointing at the Bass. The Bass began to cheer,and high five each other,while the Gophers groaned at their loss. "That's a loada bullshit!" Miu screamed. "Tut tut tut,now my problem" Chris grinned, "I'll see you Gophers at the bonfire tonight. One of you is going home". The Gophers gulped,looking around at each other.
CONFESSIONAL START
Kokichi: Oops,I guess I did forget something important.
Miu: Fuck! I can't believe Chris would just take away our win like that after all my hard work!
Gonta: Winning the first challenge great! Gonta glad to be hero and friend.
CONFESSIONAL END
The teams (except for Keebo) had all made their way to the main lodge for their dinner. The Bass were celebrating their victory,while the Gophers were grumbling and chatting about who to vote off. "Well I think the three chickens are valid options" said Tanaka. "I agree,why should we keep people who will only slow us down and makes us lose" said Peko. "Speaking of chicken,anyone see Teruteru?" Ibuki asked,looking around. A thump could be heard underneath the table,and when Kirumi looked down,she was shocked to see that Teruteru had been looking up the skirts of all the female teammates. "Get up here you little perv!' she yelled,kicking him in the stomach. "Ow! If you want to dish out pain to me,you could at least tie me up first" Teruteru quipped. "Seriously,you gotta cut out this creep stuff man,you're making me paranoid" said Fujisaki,crossing her legs. "And paranoid you should be" said Teruteru,winking at Fujisaki, "Now what did I miss?". "We're talking about who to eliminate" said Kyoko. "How about Mikan? She just seems like a waste" Kazuichi asked. "Hey! I'm not a waste!" Mikan whined. "Did you jump the cliff?" Tanaka asked,as he fed the Four Dark Devas. "Well,no,but..." Mikan stammered. "But what? My point still stands" Tanaka sulked.
Chris's voice then came over the loudspeakers; SCREAMING GOPHERS,REPORT TO THE BONFIRE AREA PRONTO!
The Screaming Gophers sat around the bonfire,having lost their first challenge of the season. "Welcome to your first bonfire elimination ceremony guys" said Chris, "As stated before,one of you is soon going to be walking down the dreaded dock of shame to get the heck outta here" he laughed. "What are the marshmallows for?" Kirumi asked,looking at Chris's plate. "I was getting to that" said Chris, "At camp,marshmallows represent a tasty bonfire treat,along with safety. During ceremonies,if you receive a marshmallow to toast,you'll be safe for another day. If you do not reciece one however,it's curtains for you" he explained, "Okay,it's time to get on with it. You've all cast your votes in the confessional ballot box. Anyway,the following players are safe:
Fujisaki,
Tanaka,
Kazuichi,
Kyoko,
Peko,
Miu,
Kirumi,
Kokichi
and Ibuki" said Chris,as the named campers stepped up and claimed their marshmallows. Teruteru and Mikan were left sitting on their stumps,holding their sticks. "Campers,this right here is the final marshmallow of the evening. Whoever does not receive this delectable piece of gooey goodness must get the asses outta here. And they can't come back. Ever" Chris grinned, "I can now announce that tonight,the final marshmallow goes to...
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Mikan!" Chris smiled. "Oh yay!" Mikan squealed,as she stabbed her marshmallow onto her stick, "Thank you so much,I promise to do better" she protested. "Wait,I'm out? Just like that? How can this be?" Teruteru stammered in shock. "Sorry bro,but it's looks like your done like dinner" said Chris, "It's probably for the best. If you stayed around longer you might've started to perv on me" he laughed. Teruteru sighed,as he dropped his stick and walked past the Gophers,down the dock of shame,boarded the boat of losers and left the Camp Wawanakwa for good. "Well,as for the rest of you,your all safe for now" said Chris,turning to the remaining ten Gophers. "We've really gotta bring in our A-game tomorrow guys" said Peko. "Agreed" the rest of the Gophers all said simultaneously.
"And that wraps up Day 1! With Teruteru gone,our audience rating will most definitely be brought back down to 15" Chris laughed, "Who will be next to walk the dock of shame? And what will our next challenge be? Find out next time,on Total! Drama! Island!" he exclaimed.
(Coyler's Note: And that wraps up Episode 1! I hope all you guys and gals enjoyed it,and that I did a good job portraying the characters. That,and I hope people like the selection of characters. Sorry that characters like Hajime,Kaede and Makoto aren't here,I just didn't have any ideas. I'll be working on the other "sister series" soon,so defo give that a read when it eventually comes out. But for now,my question of the Episode is:
Who do you think will be voted off next?
Anyway,that's it for me. Coyler,out!)