In the Toon City High auditorium; the entire school was sitting in the area looking at a stage to see Lori and Courtney on the stage at different podiums.
Sonic entered the auditorium and sat down next to Gwen.
"What's going on?" He asked.
"Just a debate between Lori and Courtney about who should be student body president, then we all put a vote on who we want on iPads." said Gwen.
Sonic groaned.
"I snuck out of detention for this?" said Sonic.
Gwen became confused.
"What'd you get detention for?" said Gwen.
"Oh just for breaking wind during art class." said Sonic.
Gwen groaned.
"However, they're promising the same things if they get the job." said Gwen.
Sonic whistled.
"Wow, I should have just stayed in detention." said Sonic.
"Let the voting begin." said Skinner.
Everyone started tapping on their iPad's.
Thirty minutes later; everyone was voting and groaned in annoyance.
"Come on people, this is only by Courtney's suggestion." said Lori.
"Yeah, after she suggested we redo the vote for the 13th time." said Duncan.
Courtney scoffed.
"I'm just trying to make sure the people who voted for me weren't cheated out of their votes." said Courtney.
Sonic stood up in anger.
"Half the students in this school didn't vote for you, what about them? You don't give a crap about the half on Lori's side because they're not on your side. People like you preach about tolerance and political open mindedness, but when it comes to the unpopular students, you think that just because they're below you, they're obliged to your political enlightenment. Well just because you've been on TV, it doesn't mean you know crap about the government or politics. NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK IN FIRST CLASS AND RESPECT THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODIES DECISION TO MAKE UP THEIR OWN MINDS!" yelled Sonic.
Everyone gasped in shock.
"Oh sorry, I got a little overboard there." said Sonic.
Skinner who saw Sonic smiled and went to him.
"Hello Sonic." He said.
Sonic gulped.
"Hey, sorry if I snuck out of Detention for farting in Art Class." He said and blushed.
Skinner laughed.
"I gotta admit I didn't expect that from you, and that's a stupid reason to get detention." He said and got serious, "Also I heard what you said."
Sonic became confused.
"Really?" said Sonic.
"Yeah, you summed up the George W Bush election in less then a day. The school needs someone like that for student body president." said Skinner, "OKAY EVERYONE, THE OTHER BOX IS NOW OPEN FOR CHOOSING, LET'S DO A RE VOTE!"
Everyone cheered.
Courtney and Lori became confused.
"What?" said Courtney.
Later in the mansion; the adult residents were setting up some banners when Lori and Courtney entered the building.
They saw them and set off some noise makers.
"CONGRATULATIONS COURTNEY FOR BECOMING STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT!" yelled Spongebob.
"Wasn't me." said Courtney.
Everyone became shocked.
"It wasn't?" said Daffy.
"Well then, THREE CHEERS FOR-" Bugs yelled before being interrupted by Lori.
"Wasn't me either." said Lori.
Everyone became confused.
"So wait, if none of you became student body president, then who?" said Bugs.
Then Randy dressed up like a secret service man entered and looked around before holding a hand up.
"Okay, all clear, send him in." said Randy.
Then Ben, Marco, Duncan, and Mike who were in secret service uniforms appeared in the room with Sonic who had a Donald Trump wig on between them.
"He did." said Courtney.
"Sonic of all people became student body president?" said Spongebob.
"How the hell did he pull that off?" said Bugs.
"Even I'm confused." said Rita.
"I wound up comparing the election to George W Bush's election." said Sonic, "Principal Skinner took a shine to it that he allowed everyone to choose the 'other' option on their iPads."
"Then everyone unanimously voted other and chose Sonic as student body president." said Courtney.
Duncan scoffed.
"Please, this guy's got a way with politics." said Duncan.
"Why's he wearing a Donald Trump wig?" said Lori.
"It was the only wig I could find for cheap." said Sonic.
"Donald Trump sucks." said Lincoln as he walked by.
"I agree as well." said Sonic.
He took the wig off.
"Anyways, I've got a three fold plan to make morale in high school better." said Sonic.
"How?" said Bugs.
"He ripped off my great ideas of hugs from our mascot, school work from books, and organic snacks in vending machines." said Courtney.
Everyone stared at the girl.
'They're not that great. Sonic's were better." said Ben.
"Yeah, high fives from the school mascot, school work from only iPads, and a vending machine that dispenses smoothies and milkshakes." said Sonic.
"OK I gotta admit those are good." said Lynn Sr.
"I know right?" said Sonic.
Courtney scoffed.
"They're not that good." said Courtney.
"Yeah it is." said Sonic.
"So what's for the organic stuff in Courtney's vending machine?" said Bugs.
Later; the group was looking at bowl of seaweed chips and started eating them.
But they all gagged.
"This tastes like feet." said Bugs.
Lana however appeared and ate some of the chips.
"I like em." said Lana.
Everyone stared at the gross Loud in confusion.
"How can you even eat this?" said Lynn Sr.
Interview Gag
"What's not to like, sea, good, weed, good, seaweed, good." said Lana.
End Interview Gag
"Trust me dad they are to me." said Lana.
"These are good to me." said Spongebob.
Everyone looked at Spongebob as well.
"I live under the sea in a pineapple." reminded Spongebob.
Everyone nodded.
"Wait, don't pineapples float?" said Mike.
Spongebob did some thinking.
"That's a good question." said Spongebob.
"For my first order of business as student body president, Courtney is to rub my feet." said Sonic.
"Never, I'll never rub your feet." said Courtney.
However an hour later; Courtney with a black eye is rubbing the feet.
She growled.
"Cruel." said Courtney, "And we're not even in school."
Then Twitch with a clipboard appeared.
"Just a reminder, you have a meeting with Principal Skinner after school tomorrow." said Twitch.
Sonic nodded.
Courtney became confused.
"You also have a secretary?" said Courtney.
Sonic nodded.
"Yep, and a personal food taster." said Sonic.
"Why do you need one of those? Especially one with a caffeine addiction." said Courtney.
Sonic glared at Courtney.
"Because he's good at keeping track of things." said Sonic, "Also, he switched to decaf."
"He's right, all because my boyfriend suggested it to me, and I didn't want to upset him." said Twitch.
Interview Gag
"Don't judge me." said Twitch.
End Interview Gag
Then Spongebob appeared with a chili dog.
"Chili dog's ready." said Spongebob.
But Twitch grabbed the dog.
"Hold it, all food has to go through me first to see if it's poisoned." said Twitch.
SpongeBob groaned.
"Why would I poison Sonic?" He asked.
"He has a point." said Sonic.
"Standard proceedure." said Twitch.
He took a bite out of the chili dog.
He then spits it out.
"I just remembered I hate Chili Dogs." said Twitch.
"It's alright." said Sonic.
Spongebob groaned.
"Ruined." said Spongebob.
He walked off.
"Stop rubbing my feet Courtney." said Sonic.
Courtney sighed and took her hands off of Sonic's feet.
"Finally." said Courtney.
"And rub the quills on my back." said Sonic.
Courtney screams and runs and jumps out of a window.
Sonic shook his head.
"Stupid." He said.