Speed: Again don't read this if you're under the age of 18 and all that. Cool? Cool.
Panty and Stocking with Dash
Chapter 3
Pulp Addiction
Dash was sleeping when she was woken up by a man screaming. She woke up and went out of her room seeing her father, Tank Nashito, as her mother, Minel Nashito, comforted him.
Dash: If dad is fucking crying about not get his daily coffee I'm gonna snap.
Minel: No honey, it's the worst.
Tank: We ran out of tissues!
Tank jumped up letting out a cry as Dash covered her ears.
Dash: Ugh, dad chill out with the fucking screaming or my ears drums are gonna pop out.
Tank then grabs her by the shoulders.
Tank: Sweetie you don't understand! A man without his tissues is like a slut without their pimp.
Dash: (Well talk to Panty about that.)
Tank: I need tissue to release my inner urges and it's the only way to cure it.
Dash then walked past him, heading to the bathroom.
Dash: Ask mom to handle it besides I have to go to school.
Minel: I would honey but we have to work and your father would be pretty tense.
Dash then came out now wearing a white t-shirt and orange and white striped and orange long sleeve shirt, black skirt, and black tennis shoes.
Dash: Well you gonna have to deal with it, later.
She left the house after kissing them goodbye. As she's walking from a distance she sees a white pool of substance blast into the air as thunder strikes.
Dash: What the fucking shit just happened there?
She then thought of going over or just ignoring it.
Dash: Eh, I can still make it.
She then pressed on her bracelet and her short and long sleeved shirt turned into jets and she blasted off into the air. She then arrived in the church seeing a whole in the roof.
Dash: Well they must have been having fun.
She flies through the hole in the roof landing on the white covered floor. She looked all around seeing almost the whole kitchen was covered.
Dash: Whoa Panty, how many guys did you fucked this time?
Panty: Seven yesterday, but this wasn't me. It was Garter with his discussing self.
Garter then grabbed Dash by her shoulders.
Garter: Dash it was amazing! I am so relieved!
Dash: Ok Garter can you let me go before I result in me kicking you in the ball sack.
Garter lets go and picks up the paper and reads it,
Garter: A clue someone must have inserted it while I was busy. You know doing that you hear that ladies Panty and Stocking Anarchy sister with their friend Dash Nashito are needed.
As he says that the girls are already gone. In the city they were riding in Skimark. Panty was driving, Stocking was going through a bucket of jelly beans, and Dash was playing video games on her phone.
Panty: Holy fuck, has his head gone limp.
Stocking: Yes! Cream pie flavor!
She gave Dash some as they started eating it.
Panty: Bingo. I would definitely call that the Nether-regions of the city.
They then saw a huge factory and headed towards it.
Dash: Ugh I feel like puking out my lunch.
Stocking: And what a spunky little hole it is.
Panty: A stink ass hole.
Stocking: Smells fishy fuck you sure that's not you.
They then smell it that it was from Panty's breath.
Panty: It must be that clam chowder I had earlier
Panty blushes from embarrassment as Dash is now starting to feel woozy as her stomach starts to churn.
Dash: Can we get this over with I fucking need to get out of this stink hole.
Garter then was calling them on their radio.
Garter: Let your cocks(...)Girls Leave no hole un-(...) give them a whole lethal(..) injection- the world is counting on you.
He was then cut off as Panty started slamming her hand on the screen.
Panty: We can't understand what your fucking saying!
She then hits it so hard that she breaks the screen.
Dash: Well he can't say anything anymore!
Panty: A cunning linguist he is not thankful for nothing Garter.
Dash: Let's just get this over with. My body is feeling so hot right now.
They then see a police man frozen stiff and Panty gets hearts in her eyes.
Panty: Fuck me! Well hello Lo-va!
Dash: He's looking kinda stiff to me.
Stocking: Only you can get off a literal stiff.
Panty: What's that?
She then sniffs the air
Panty: I'm getting a whiff of coinage.
Dash: All I'm needing is a barf bag.
They all enter the factory seeing a lot of white substance everywhere.
Dash: OH the smell just keeps getting worse!
Panty: Talk about some tight ass quarters.
Stocking: I don't know, if it's big enough to get the job done it's big enough for me.
?: White alert!
They looked over to the upper floor seeing small sperm demons.
Sperm Demon: No blocker aloud! Go away!
Stocking had heart in her eyes and drool coming from her mouth as Dash was behind her trying not to barf.
Stocking: They're so cute I just want to swallow them.
Dash: They may be cute but they smell discussing.
Dash through up in a barf bag.
Panty: So you're the tool that created this mess! You guys squirted junk all over this place!
Sperm Demon: What's so bad?
Sperm Demon: This factory shouldn't have been erected!
Another Sperm Demon brought out a tissue box.
Sperm Demon: It screwed up everything!
It then tossed the tissue box into a pile of tissue and started stomping on them.
Sperm Demon: That murderous general Scotty should go to hell!
Sperm Demons: To hell!
Sperm: Demon: The tissue they spilled blood time and again!
Sperm Demons: The tissue they make is the reason we turn to ghosts!
Sperm Demon: So we're gonna destroy it!
Dash: That is the lamest revenge plot ever.
Stocking: So what, you gonna gang up on my mouth next?
They then pulled their guns at them.
Sperm Demon: That's right. Are you three an ally of General Scotty?
Dash: I dont even know who the fuck that is? I don't really care except getting rid of you guys right now so my stomach will feel better.
Stocking: And will only want you to suffer.
Sperm Demon: You stupid jerk off pricks! Lower!
Their eyes shined as they aimed their guns at them.
Panty: Go back to your damn ball, you low calf.
Stocking then grabbed onto their arms.
Stocking: Panty~, Dash~.
Stocking walks over to them and tries to reach for them.
Stocking: I just want one there just so freaking adorable.
Dash: Stocking I love and everything but right now these dick creations are trying to kill us and I don't think you want them as your pet.
Panty: Yeah these are bitter mother fuckers.
They all stood back to back as they were surrounded by Sperm Demons.
Panty took off her pantys and standing took off her stockings and turned to their angel forms.
Panty/Stocking: Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness or' evil spirit drifting between heaven and earth.
Dash lifts her sleeve revealing her bracelet before she touches it.
Dash: Power of the Doable Age Canon!
Dash sleeves wrapped around each other as her arms turn to cannons.
Dash blasted at a few, killing them all as the other started firing at her. Stocking got in front of her and reflected all of them as Dash took another blast killing more. Panty was shooting at others as she did seductive poses and shot some 9ut of air.
Sperm General: Keep going man don't give up.
Sperm Demons: Yes sir!
They all went in a full charge as she fully charged a final finisher before they dodge her blast and go in full for her. They started going through her clothes, going through her boobs and into poking at her panties.
Dash: Ugh, stop, get out of there!
They kept poking at her panties and before Dash had enough and touched her bracelet.
Dash: Spring Lock!
Her canons dissolve and her skirt ripped, revealing her panties as the Sperm demons still poke at her panties, and her legs also turn to spring. She then does a kip up to get up and the Sperm Demons were left in a daze. She then gives them a deep eye glare and bounced up and forced herself off the wall and went into a full charge at them.
Dash: REPENT MOTHERFUCKERS.
Exploding Ville
They all scream in agony as they explode into millions of pieces.
Factory
The factory exploded as Dash was seen jumping away with Panty and Stocking, crying, in her arms.
Stocking: I wanted just one..
Panty/Dash: Not gonna happen Stocking.
Panty then looked at Dash with a smug smile.
Panty: So Dash, how did it feel to be groaped by them.
Dash blushed as Panty laughed and smacked her ass.
Panty: I'm just kidding!
Panty then looked at her hand seeing Dash was wet the whole time.
Panty: (Oh Dash you naughty girl.)
Nashito Residents
Dash entered her home tired and slammed the door shut.
Dash: I'm home.
Tank then gave his daughter a huge hug.
Tank: Dash you're a lifesaver!
Dash: What did I do?
Tank let her go and open the closet revealing thousands of tissue boxes.
Tank: I now have lifetime supply for when I go to work.
Minel then came out in a robe.
Minel: That's great Tank but tonight there's something you can do tonight.
Minel then drags him to their room waving to her daughter.
Minel: Night honey!
Dash just shakes her head with a smile.
Dash: I have a weird family.
She then takes her panties off.
Dash: Now I gotta change my panties.
The End
Speed: Ok I think you guys are just discriminating against me.
Lizzy: You literally made a lime in this chapter!
Speed:...And your point is?
Lizzy then grabbed me by my collar and took me to her room.
Later Speedsters