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Chapter Three:
In the living room at Midge's apartment, Donna is watching TV, she looks bored, but she's not, Midge is in the kitchen, she's on the telephone, talking to someone.
Midge - He didn't. He did? That is so typical of him. Well, thank you, Kitty.
She hangs up the telephone.
Donna - What was that about?
Midge - That was . Your Father is out here.
Donna - He is?
Midge - Him and your friends too.
Donna - Wait, Eric is here?
Midge - I think so.
Donna - Oh my god, this is so...
Midge (Interrupting) - So romantic.
Donna - What?
Midge - It's like Shakespeare.
Donna - But Dad is doing the same thing, isn't he?
Midge - I know. That Jerk.
Donna - Unbelievable.
Midge - Wanna talk about it?
Donna - No, let's just watch tv.
Midge - Ok.
She sits down on the couch with Donna, who then changes the channel.
Midge - Oooh, Charlie's Angels is on.
They watch the show.
Midge - That blond girl looks very familiar.
Donna rolls her eyes.
Donna - Hmm, I wonder what Eric is doing right now.
The van is parked by a boardwalk, Eric, Hyde, and Fez look around at their surroundings. There's a lot of tourists.
Hyde - This is it, Southern California.
Fez looks at an attractive woman in a swimsuit walking by, he likes what he sees.
Fez - Nice view.
Eric - Alright, guys, Bob said he's gonna look for a phone book. After that we'll go check out the beach.
Bob returns to the trio.
Bob - I have Good news and Bad news.
Eric. - What's the good news?
Bob - Good news, I found a phone book.
Eric - And the bad news?
Bob - Bad news is that the phone booth is occupied. We'll have to wait a few minutes.
Eric - Dang it. We need something to do to kill time until then. Any ideas?
Hyde - I have an idea.
Circle POV
In the back of the van, everyone is in the circle.
Hyde - This was a good idea.
Cuts to Eric
Eric - I just can't believe we made it here in one piece. For a second I thought we would get lost.
Cuts back to Hyde
Hyde - I know, man, out here it's easy to get lost.
He looks around at everyone else.
Hyde - I tell ya, this stuff is like no different than what we usually do.
Cuts back to Eric.
Eric - I agree, at least the basement has a tv.
Cuts to Fez
Fez - The women here are beautiful, I tell you I should've moved here instead of Point Place.
Cut to Bob.
Bob - So, this is what you guys do often? I'm way behind the times.
Cuts back to Hyde.
Hyde - Don't worry, Bob, you're cool with us.
Cuts back to Bob.
Bob - Thanks. You guys are awesome.
Eric, Hyde, and Fez are back at the boardwalk.
Eric - Alright, while Bob is gonna go look around the area. We're gonna go check out the beach.
Hyde - At least the van made it out here.
Eric - Hopefully it can make it back.
Hyde - It will. Otherwise Kelso's cousin is gonna kill us.
Eric - Speaking of which, where are Kelso and Jackie?
Fez - I know, you'd think they'd be here by now.
Eric - Maybe their flight didn't make that left turn at Albuquerque.
The trio laugh.
Hyde - Good one, Foreman.
Eric - I know, it just came to me.
In an airport, Kelso and Jackie get off a plane, they arrive at a terminal.
Kelso - Is this the right place?
They look out the window, in the distance is the city of Las Vegas, Nevada.
Kelso - We're in Las Vegas.
Jackie - Michael, I thought you said we got on the right plane.
Kelso - Damn, Jackie, I can't do everything at once.
A guy, dressed in a three piece suit, and looks like a Frank Sinatra fan, is waking around, he's carrying a camera, and some giant cardboards, the man notices Kelso and Jackie, and approaches them.
Man - Hey, welcome to Las Vegas.
Jackie - Thank you, but we won't be staying long, we're going to California.
Man - Understandable, but in the meantime, while you wait for the next flight, y'all should go take in the sights, we have plenty of fancy restaurants and casinos.
Kelso - Casinos? That sounds fun.
Jackie - Michael, we aren't old enough to go to casinos.
Man - That's no problem, any of you got twenty bucks?
Kelso - I do.
Kelso hands the money to the guy.
Man - Here hold this.
The guy hands Kelso a giant cardboard that looks like a giant ID card. The guy gets his camera ready.
Man - And smile.
He takes the picture.
Man - Give it a minute.
Jackie - Michael! What are you doing?
Kelso - We might as well have something to do while we wait for our flight.
The guy hands the giant cardboard to Jackie.
Man - Smile, Gorgeous.
Jackie smiles, the picture is taken. thr man quickly makes two fake id cards. He hands the first ID to Kelso.
Man - Sir, you will be , you're a model for a local mall, and a very popular department store magazine.
He then hands the second ID to Jackie.
Man - And you will be ., former Prom Queen, Journalist for a local newspaper, and you're a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader on the side.
He picks up his giant cardboard.
Man - Have a great time you two, after all what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Kelso - He's right, isn't this great?
Jackie - Fine! We can go visit, but no gambling.
Man - hold it, You guys are gonna need some new wardrobe, you know, look like high rollers, instead of bland and average.
Jackie - I was thinking the same thing.
Man - Tell you what, y'all two stop by Bison's , he'll fix both of you up.
Kelso - We can't afford new clothes.
Man - No worries, he owes me a favor.
Kelso - Ok.
Man - Just head out front, look for Lomez the limo driver, tell him I sent ya.
Jackie - Who are you?
Man - They call me Blue Eyes, he'll know I sent ya.
Kelso - Before you go, can I ask you something?
Man - Sure, kid.
Kelso - Do you know if Batman lives out here?
The man turns to Jackie.
Man (To Jackie) - Does he always ask dumb questions?
Jackie - You have no idea.
Man - I'll take the hint. Have fun you two.
The man leaves, Kelso and Jackie shrug, and they head towards the exit.
End of Chapter Three.
(Author's Note: I apologize for the wait on this chapter, I've been real busy with work and stuff, hopefully the next few chapters won't take as long).