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Chapter Four:
Eric and Hyde are walking along the beach, it's a sunny day, there are a lot of people around.
Fez - This place is awesome, there's beautiful women everywhere!
He runs off.
Eric - Fez is really enjoying himself here at this place, isn't he.
Hyde - I think I have an older half-brother out here.
Eric - Do you?
Hyde - That's what Bud and Edna told me.
They look and see that Fez is talking to a group of attractive women.
Eric - Look at him, he's like a kid in a candy store.
Hyde - Yup.
Fez approaches the two, accompanied by an attractive blond girl.
Fez - Guys, this is Annette.
Annette - Hi.
Hyde - Sup'.
Eric - Hello.
Fez - She says that we can hang together.
Hyde - Cool.
A group of attractive women and some hippies pass by, one of them looks familiar, the crowd stops, and the familiar face breaks away, and talks to Eric and Hyde.
Leo - Sup, dudes.
Eric - Leo?
Leo - Oh, hey, man!
Hyde - Leo? What are you doing out here?
Leo - I don't know, man. What are you guys doing out here?
Eric - Looking for Donna.
Leo - Really? That's great, man. Sounds a lot like Shakespeare.
Eric - You think so?
Leo - Think what, man?
Eric - Never mind.
Eric turns to Hyde.
Eric - I think Leo has spent too much time down here.
Hyde - If you say so, Forman.
Eric turns back to Leo.
Eric - Hey, Leo, have you...
They turn around and see that he's gone.
Eric - He's gone.
Hyde - He does that.
Eric - Alright, you guys go on ahead, I'm gonna go look for Bob.
Eric runs off.
Hyde - Don't mind him, he's going through a rough time.
Annette - I understand. Wanna go hang out with my friends?
Hyde - Sure, lead the way.
The three of them walk down the beach.
Fez - Should we be concerned about Kelso and Jackie?
Hyde - Fez, I'm sure they're doing fine, wherever they're at.
In a Department Store, Kelso is looking at himself in the mirror, he's dressed in an orange suit, kinda like the suits that Bob often wears, he does a Vinnie Barbarino impression.
Kelso - Hey, Mr. Kotter, I did what I was supposed to do, but then it was too late to do homework after she left.
Kelso then does the Barbarino dance, much to the amusement of other shoppers passing by, Jackie comes out of the dressing room, wearing a brand new dress, she sees Kelso showing off his dance moves.
Jackie - Michael!
He stops.
Kelso - Oh, I love your dress.
Jackie - Michael, what are you wearing?
Kelso - It's a suit.
Jackie - You look like a sleazy person.
Kelso - So. Donna's Dad wear stuff like this.
Jackie - But he's ugly. And your hot.
Kelso - I know, isn't that cool?
She notices that Kelso is carrying a briefcase.
Jackie - What is in the briefcase?
Kelso - Oh, yeah. Almost forgot.
He opens up the briefcase, revealing a lot of money.
Jackie - Where did you get this money?
Kelso - Some guy gave it to me, said I'd know what to do with it. People are really friendly in Vegas.
She gives him a look, annoyed but impressed. The Store Manager approaches them.
Store Manager - Everything good, Mr. Pappagiorgio?
Kelso - Yes, my good man.
Kelso hands him some money.
Store Manager - Good, I'll be ready to finalize you and your wife's purchases.
Kelso - Thanks.
The Store Manager leaves, Kelso turns to Jackie.
Kelso - Baby, let's go out for a night on the town.
They leave. Not long after, Two suspicious men, one of them wearing the exact same suit that Kelso is wearing, arrive, one of them looks at their watch.
Man #1 - Where is he?
Man #2 - Why did you pick it?
Man #1 - The store is a public place, we can blend in with everyone.
Man #2 - I meant the suit.
Man #1 - What's wrong with it?
Man #2 - Only an Idiot would wear that.
Man #1 - Shall we go back to the hotel, and call them again?
Man #2 - Forget this. Let's go gamble at the casino.
The Men leave.
Eric and Bob are walking down the sidewalks of the area, people are walking around them.
Eric - Look at us, walking through a strange city, just like Luke Skywalker did when he, Obi-Wan, and the Droids went to Mos Eisley.
Bob - Eric, would you please stop with the Star Wars crap, it's getting old.
Eric - Oh, yeah. Well, did anyone tell you that disco is dying.
Bob - What's to stop me from killing you right now?
Eric - Red killing you for taking away his favorite dream.
Bob - Fair enough.
They continue walking.
Eric - Man, this is gonna take all day, where are we gonna find them.
Bob - The phone book said it was in this area.
Eric - It's not like we're just gonna randomly run into them.
Suddenly, they're face to face with Midge and Donna.
Eric - Donna?
Donna - Eric?
Bob - Midge?
Midge - Bob?
Donna - What are you doing here?
Bob - I came here to get back my family.
Midge - That is so romantic.
Donna - Mom, you just said that Dad was a jerk.
Bob - You called me a jerk?
Midge - Well, you are one.
Eric - She's got you there, Bob.
Two kids walk up to Midge.
Kid #1 - Can we have your autograph?
Midge - Sure.
She signs both of them autographs, the kids smile.
Kid #2 - Thank you.
Midge smiles, the kids run off, everyone is confused.
Bob - What was that about?
Midge - They think I'm Farrah Fawcett.
Donna rolls her eyes.
Midge - Let's get back to the apartment, we'll talk.
The four of them leave the area.
Eric - And by talk, you mean "talk talk", or do you mean...
Bob and Donna - Shut up, Eric!
End of Chapter Four.
(Author's Note: Sorry about the wait, I had to rewrite this chapter because it was written sloppily, I've got a few more chapters to go here, also keep an eye out for a familiar face who will make an appearance, stay tuned for the next one).