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(Author's Note: Sorry about the wait on this chapter, I got distracted by my other stories, and other stuff (work, etc).
Chapter Five.
At Midge and Donna's Apartment, Bob and Midge are in the kitchen area, Donna and Eric are on the couch, talking.
Eric - So, how have you been?
Donna - Okay, how are things back home?
Eric - Oh, great. Just great.
Donna - Great.
Bob - I want both of you to come back to Point Place.
Midge - I'm not going back, Bob.
Bob - Why not?
Midge - I love this place, everyone here is friendly.
There's a knock at the door.
Midge - Donna can you answer the door.
She gets up, and opens the door, in walks in a young man with blond hair, he's about the same age as Donna and Eric.
Randy - Hey, Donna, Mrs. P.
Donna - Hi, Randy.
He walks over to Midge
Randy - Here's that book you wanted to borrow.
Midge - Thank you, Randy.
He notices Eric and Bob.
Randy - I didn't know you had company over.
Donna - Randy, that's my dad.
Randy walks over and shakes Bobs hand.
Randy - Hello, Sir. Pleasure to meet you.
Bob - Thanks?
Donna - And this is Eric. Eric, this is Randy Pearson, he lives down the hall.
Randy - Nice to meet you, Eric.
They shake hands.
Eric - Same here.
Randy - Donna talks a lot about you a lot.
Eric - She does?
Randy - Yeah, and I disagree with her. I think you do look like Luke Skywalker.
Eric finds delight in this.
Eric - Thank you!
He turns to Midge.
Randy - So, I'll see both of you on Friday, Mrs. P?
Midge - Sure thing.
Bob - What was that about?
Midge - He's taking me and Donna to dinner and the theatre, Friday night.
Bob - Is that what they call it out here?
Eric - Uh-oh. I know that tone.
Eric gets behind Donna and Randy.
Eric - Guys, protect me.
She's annoyed with him doing that.
Bob - Where are y'all going afterwards?
Midge - I don't have to tell you anything.
She gets up, and goes to her bedroom.
Bob - Don't you walk away from me.
Bob turns around.
Bob - Y'all two wait here, I'll be a bit.
He also goes into the bedroom, and closes the door.
Donna - Here we go again.
Randy - Well, I gotta get going.
He turns to Eric.
Randy - It was really nice meeting you, Eric.
Eric - Likewise.
Randy - I'll See ya later, Donna.
Donna - Bye.
He exits the apartment.
Eric - Okay, I don't like him.
Donna - Relax, Randy's a nice guy. You should see his older brother, Andy, he tells jokes.
Eric - Does he now?
Donna - He wants to replace Carson on the late show.
Eric - Ha, like that'll ever happen.
They sit on the couch.
Eric - So is that Randy guy sleeping with your mom?
She rolls her eyes.
Donna - No. He's just taking us to dinner and a movie with his friends.
Eric - At the same time?
Donna - Let's watch tv.
She turns on the television set.
Eric - Oh, Kojak is on.
Donna - Shut up.
Eric - Who loves ya baby!
She laughs at his attempt to be funny.
Montage of Kelso and Jackie taking in the sights of Las Vegas, the Elvis Presley song of the same name plays over said montage.
Inside a fancy restaurant, Kelso and Jackie are eating a very expensive dinner, enjoying the moment.
Kelso - You know, this is great, here in Las Vegas, at a fancy restaurant with the girl of my dreams.
Jackie - Oh, Michael, this has been a very romantic day for us.
Kelso - Why go back to Wisconsin. We could stay here forever.
Jackie - No. We still have to go back, Michael.
Kelso - Ok. But can we at least go gamble?
Jackie - Sure. But only one game, and we are out.
Kelso - Ok. And I promise to buy you something good before we leave town. Sound good, Mrs. Pappagiorgio?
Jackie - I'd love that, Mr. Pappagiorgio.
Kelso - First, let's finish our meal, then we can ditch.
Jackie - Michael, we don't have to do that, tonight we're rich.
They arrive at the front entrance of the casino.
Jackie - Remember, one game, and we're gone.
Kelso - Sure thing.
They approach the front entrance, there's a Doorman standing out front.
Doorman - Got your ids?
Kelso hands the fake ids to the guy, he checks them out.
Doorman - Mr. and Mrs. Nick Pappagiorgio, welcome to our casino, if you need anything, let us know.
He tips the guy with a 100 dollar bill.
Kelso - Thank you my good man.
They continue going in.
Jackie - Michael, why'd you tip the doorman $100?
Kelso - Why not? He'll be fine.
They walk inside the building.
The casino looks nice and expensive, both of them are amazed.
Jackie - Wow.
Kelso - This is like Funland, but instead of rides, you get to win money.
They start walking.
Kelso - Being rich is cool.
Jackie - I know, right.
They continue walking, they bump into the two suspicious guys from earlier.
Man #1 - Watch where you're going, Jughead.
Kelso - I'm sorry.
Jackie - Come on, Michael, let's not mingle with them.
They walk away.
Man #2 - What was that about? He looked like a nice guy.
Man #1 - He's an idiot.
Man #2 - How can you tell?
Man #1 - He's wearing the same suit that you're wearing, I rest my case.
The two men walk away.
Michael and Jackie are walking around the casino, drinking, they approach a craps table, and watch someone win.
Dealer - It's a winner.
Everyone cheers in excitement.
Kelso - Nice game.
Dealer - You want in?
Kelso - Oh, yeah, I'm feeling lucky tonight.
Kelso pulls out a couple of dollars.
Dealer - New shooter, new shooter.
The Dealer slides the dice over to Kelso.
Gambler - Go for it.
Kelso rolls the dice.
Dealer - It's a winner.
Everyone cheers, Kelso and Jackie are surprised.
Kelso - I won?
Jackie - Michael, you won!
Kelso - I won? I won!
People continue cheering.
Kelso - That was awesome.
Jackie - I know, Roll again.
Kelso - Huh?
Jackie - You heard me, Roll again!
He complies, and he gets the dice.
Back at the apartment, Eric and Donna are in the living room area. Bob and Midge are still in the bedroom.
Donna - They've been in the bedroom for over an hour.
Eric - What could they be talking about?
Donna - Let me see.
She walks up to the door.
Donna - I hear music.
Eric - Really?
Donna - Barry White.
Eric - Good taste in music.
He joins her at the door.
Eric - I hear noises, it sounds like the bed is shaking, passionate moaning, oh, my god they're doing it.
Both of them are instantly repulsed.
Donna - Eww.
Eric - Go to your bedroom?
Donna - Quickly! And close the door.
They run to her bedroom, Barry White plays over.
Meanwhile at the craps table, Kelso and Jackie are still there, from the looks of it, he's about to roll the dice again, he does it.
Dealer - It's another winner.
Everyone cheers.
Kelso - This is great.
Jackie - Oh, Michael, you are on a roll tonight.
Kelso - Thanks, you know, if I wanted to, I'd say we should get married here.
She is caught off guard by his remarks.
Jackie - Oh, my goodness, are you for real?
The other gamblers say aww.
Kelso - Jackie, if I win this next one, we'll get married tonight.
Random Gambler - Go for it, Son, make it count.
Kelso looks at Jackie.
Kelso - Well. The moment of truth.
Jackie - Yeah.
Kelso - Here we go.
He gets the dice.
Kelso - Wish me luck.
Jackie - Michael.
Kelso - Yeah?
She smiles at him.
Jackie - Good luck.
Kelso - Thanks, Jackie.
He takes a deep breath, then he rolls the dice.
The Narrator from that one South Park Episode speaks over a slideshow of picture stills, the first one is of Donna.
Narrator - Will Donna go back to Point place?
Cut to picture of Kelso and Jackie.
Narrator - Will Kelso and Jackie win the last roll?
Cut to picture of Fez.
Narrator - Is Fez gonna stop being a pervert?
Cut to picture of Eric.
Narrator - Will Eric ever grow a backbone, and move on with his life?
Cut to picture of Hyde.
Narrator - What's the deal with Hyde?
Cut to picture of Bob.
Narrator - Will Bob ever be hip?
Cut to picture of Leo.
Narrator - Why is Leo in California?
Cut to a picture of the That 70's Show logo.
Narrator - Why do the last two seasons of That 70's Show suck ass?
Narrator - Find out in the exciting conclusion of "Road Trip to California"...In about Four Weeks or so.
Audience - Son of a Bitch!
End of Chapter Five.
(Author's Note: Stay tuned for the final chapter).
(Also: I don't know how things work in Vegas, like at the casinos and shit, I've never been there, so we'll just leave it at that).