So I was asked about their Date Nights and decided to share some with you. These are in no order and there is no story thread. These are just random date nights between our boys. Ton of Advice is going to finish at chapter 50 and then we will resume our usual transmission of madness there, this is a seperate piece that will not be updated daily, rather ... as I have another chap to share.
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Ianto was unsure about this … the therapist said it would help and really … he was willing to try anything if it helped the tension between them.
"OK love?" Jack asked for the umpteenth time and Ianto stifled the urge to snarl back at him. After all, this was a lovely idea. Since the attack he was still a little bit shaky and the pain of feeling Jack pulling away lingered even if Jack had done all he could to reassure Ianto that he was still desirable.
"Mama said to take all night if we want" Jack said as he swung into a parking lot, "I think she winked at me. Feels weird, your mama winking at you."
Ianto smiled softly, "As I left she asked if I had protection with me … like we were really going on a date."
"We are" Jack stopped and pulled on the parking brake, turning to face him "Ianto …. This is a real date. I want to do this right, I know I am obsessing, it will get easier each month, right?"
"Look … let's get through the meal and see if we can do this ... I mean … I know we role-play in the bedroom … well did but … I don't know about this" Ianto sighed "In public."
Jack took Ianto's hand "Baby, you are sexy to me. Always, any weather. OK? One step at a time, we will find our rhythm again love."
Ianto felt better as they walked into the place and Jack led him to a table, "Right, here we go. Give me your coat and I will hang them up."
Ianto did so and settled to watch Jack walk over to the coat rack, the woman at the other talbe leaning over to whisper "Nice catch."
Ianto didn't know what possessed him as he turned to her and answered "Yeah, just hope the wife doesn't smell him on me this time."
Shit.
What the hell was that?
Jack returned and sat, not knowing the maelstrom Ianto was stirring up and said the worst possible thing "I see you are not wearing your wedding ring. I have mine on should I take it off too?"
The woman's eyes widened and Ianto felt a thrill of naughtiness as he said calmly "Yes. Let them think you're mine tonight. Tomorrow we can go home to our other halves."
Jack blinked as he looked at Ianto with open confusion then Ianto smiled and said with a leer "If you are a good boy I won't mark you up this time and she will NEVER know you were with me."
Jack blinked, then smiled slowly "Really? Well … what about you. You know she does that scratch and sniff thing after you've been away on conference"
He had no idea what Ianto had said and had accidentally hit the bail on the head, so in sync with Ianto that he thought of smell and the woman turned to her partner and hissed "Scandalous! Both of them are married!"
Ianto leaned back and sighed, looking at Jack with a woeful expression "It's the kids I worry about. Last time I was away all night she cut Brian's hair. I sent you the pic right?"
Jack was enjoying this game as he sighed and nodded "I've told you before and I will tell you again. Keep all those. Evidence like that will be useful at the divorce hearings. Can help with custody and the palimony the judge sets"
"I don't know … she has all the money and if I can hold on for another year I can take her to the cleaners" Ianto said as he motioned the waiter over "I want meat. Lots of it, married to a damned Vegan ya know."
"I did warn you about that" Jack snorted as he decided he REALLY liked this "Why I chose one who likes hamburgers. God, I love hamburgers."
"Yes, but you need that bloody visa or they send you back to America" Ianto scoffed "I don't. I need the bloody money. This scheme of yours is working better for you, will we ever be together?"
"Together and with the children we want" Jack had inspiration "Let her take the twins. They look like her brother-in-law more than me. I am sure she's fucking him on the side."
"Told you" Ianto giggled, his eyes dancing in a way they hadn't on months and Jack felt the first tendrils of hope as he saw the man he loved unfurling. Ianto then added "Well … At least mine is loyal. Frigid, but loyal"
Oooooo, good one.
"Maybe you needed to make more of that liposuction" Jack considered "After all .. .she was the side of a house when she started her health kick."
"And the side of a bloody shit house is better?" Ianto laughed "Bitch is big!"
Jack was momentarily shocked, Ianto not only cussing like a sailor but being cruel to his imaginary wife like that, then he decided that he liked it. He leaned forward, kissing him unexpectedly and Ianto responded with a soft blush as Jack crooned, "Look scrumpy … tonight is for us, OK? Tomorrow you go back to your heifer and I go back to my stick insect."
"I love the feel of you in my arms" Ianto sighed.
"And you between my thighs" Jack replied "I want you balls deep in me! Do you know that? I want you to make me howl like last time only...let's not fall off the bed yeah?"
"Awwww, spoil sport" Ianto replied choosing the wine with flawless French.
The woman at the next table ate her dessert so slowly that it melted, scared to leave without knowing what was happening.
As they rose to leave they were startled to find the man that had sat the entire time with the woman leaning over, "Look … quick while she's in the loo. Good on you both, well done. I only have two more months before the pre-nup expires with this one. I can't wait to get out of her clutches. Go for it, tonight's on us. I already paid your bill along with ours with her gold card."
They laughed all the way to the car, Ianto not just giggly bit handsy too.
Seems there is something to these date nights after all.