So this is only my second fanfic, and first one-shot (sort of not really, well maybe) so tell me what you think. I'm too lazy at the moment to say much, but I hope you like this. Enjoy!

"Are we rolling?"

"Uh, the little red—thingy is blinking, so maybe?"

"Percy."

"Clairisse?"

"Oh will you two shut up?" hissed Austin.

"Fine."

"Good, now are we actually rolling?"

"I don't know." said Nico. "Percy has the camera."

"Percy, are. We. Rolling?"

"I. Don't. Know."

"Oh my gosh." Said Piper. "Kayla take the camera."

"Percy give me the camera." Said Kayla.

"What?!"

"Percy, if you want to be on screen, drop the camera."

"Fine."

Percy literally dropped the camera on the floor and ran to where Piper, Lou Ellen, Austin, Clairisse, and Nico were standing. Piper facepalmed.

"Guys?" Kayla yelled. "Were rolling live!"

"What? Oh, shoot." Piper ran to get to the center of the camera. She opened her mouth to say something when Percy jumped in front of her holding a fake plastic microphone.

"Welcome, welcome." He said. "this is the first episode of…uh. You guys what's the name of whatever it is we're doing?"

"I dunno." Austin whispered back. "Just make something up."

"ok." Percy cleared his throat. "This is the first episode of Insanely Awesome Randomness!"

The silence that followed was so great you could hear a pin drop. Percy cleared his throat.

"Uh, now what?" he asked.

"I don't know." Said Piper. "Since you took over the position as commentator, you should know this stuff."

"Ok, I'm just going to let you guys know in advance, whatever happens next is all Piper's fault. But anyway, for today's episode of I.A.R., we will be following around Travis and Connor hopefully getting a close up on what they do all day, and not to mention, we will all be able to see any pranks they lay for us. Alright, lights! Camera! ACTION!"

Percy threw the fake mic somewhere behind him and sprinted out of view. Lou walked on-screen holding a monster proof phone made by Leo.

"So we've just had word from our, umm, " she looked at the phone. "Supersized secret agent who will be going anonymously (even though we already know who he is), that they are setting up a trap outside of bunker 9. Let's go."

Piper, Austin, Kayla (who had the camera), Percy (who had somehow managed to obtain a pirate spyglass, eyepatch, and map of camp that was rolled up), Nico, and Clairisse followed Lou to the forest. On the way, they were stopped by Mr. D.

"And what exactly are you doing?" he asked.

"Uh, " Percy said as he hid behind Austin.

Mr. D raised his eyebrows.

"Were looking for the Stolls." Said Lou.

"With a camera?"

"Uh-huh."

Mr. D narrowed his eyes before saying, "Oh whatever, I don't feel like getting involved in your sad miserable life. Go on, do whatever it is you were gonna do, but don't try anything or else…"

"Of course." Said Percy who was obviously trying not to laugh.

Mr. D crossed his arms and walked away.

"Well at least he didn't take away the camera." Said Lou.

"Guys." Said Clairisse in a singing voice. "We are still rolling live."

"What?! Oh yeah, oops. Umm."

"There!" yelled Percy.

"There what?" asked Kayla who was still holding the camera.

"Conner and Travis are right there!" Percy pulled out his spyglass and examined them closer.

"Percy, " asked Austin. "we can see them from here, why do you need that?"

"Because I can." Percy replied.

Clairisse facepalmed murmuring something about boys being immature.

"What was that Clairisse?" asked Percy.

She went red in the face. "Nothing."

"Alright folks!" said Percy. "Here we have…wait, where did they go?"

"There!" said Nico.

They quietly followed the Stolls around the back of the Ares cabin. We watched as they peeked in and checked that Clairisse wasn't in there, since she was the only Ares camper here during the school year. Travis pulled a paper clip out of his pocket and picked the lock. The demigods recording this shifted uncomfortably for it only took Travis a few seconds to pick it. No doubt those watching from school dorms or from their homes we're uncomfortable as well. I mean seriously it took him exactly 3 seconds to open it. Kayla proper the camera up on the now open window, and zoomed in on the brothers. They watched as the brothers grabbed Clairisse's helmet and armor and ran back to the window. The demigods watching quickly scrambled out of view as the Stolls claimed back out and locked the window again. They sprinted off towards the forest lugging the heavy armor along behind them. The I.A.R. team followed close behind ad the brothers ran all the way to Zeus's fist.

"What are they doing?" Nico asked to himself.

They waited behind a tree until the Stolls left, before examining the rock. They looked around for about five minutes, but didn't find anything. They were about to climb to the top, when the Stolls came running back now carrying a stack of books that probably came from the Athena cabin. This time they followed the Stolls behind the rock and watched as they cleared a pile of rubble at the bottom revealing a lever. They checked to make sure no one was watching, and pulled it. A door opened so silently that an owl wouldn't hear it. When it opened all the way, a big cave was revealed. In it, was all of the missing items around camp. Armor, books, clothes, weapons, you name it, it was in there.

"Woah." Said Piper. Well now I know where all the make up that we've been missing is."

"And the armor." Added Clairisse.

"And Mrs. O' Leary's chew toys." Said Percy.

Everyone looked at him.

"What?" he asked.

"That's where all of the medical supplies had been going." Said Austin.

"Oh they are gonna pay." Said Kayla.

"Percy take the camera." Said Austin.

"Why?" asked Percy.

"Just take it." Said Kayla as she thrust it into his hands. "Actually you know what maybe you should turn it off before things get dirty."

"Oh boy, this is gonna get ugly." Said Austin.

"Ya know I have never heard any Apollo kid talk about hurting someone, but ok." Said Piper.

With the brother and sister charged out to attack the Stolls.

"Alright!" yelled Percy who had turned the camera to face him. "Well we hope you enjoyed are first episode of Insanely Awesome Randomness, see you guys soon!"

A crash and a scream was heard as the cameras shut off.

Sooooo yay, or nay? I have no idea if you guys think this is good or not, but the idea sort of just came to me. Please review and tell me if you want me to continue. Also should I do Dionysus or Nico next? Tell me in the reviews.

See you soon!

-Mika1303