"I am once again Docter Sith Pony back with a story that was originally apart of a one shot collection I made but had decided that it needed to be a full story in and of itself, it's also a self inserts of sorts as in I insert my self, well more so a being based upon my self and more specifically on my persona of Pony, add in a pinch of earth pony (MLP Reference) and a skilled martial artist with a number of Jutsu's based on different media and some ideas of mine.
Lord Helmet:"Got all that." He said as his helmet fell down.
"Anyway DISCLAMER TIME I DON't OWN NARUTO, DRAGON BALL OR ANYTHING ELSE MENTIONED HERE EXCLUDING SUTĀ TANUMA AN OC, LETS DO THIS.
Beginning within the village hidden within the leafs more simply known as Konohagakure where a young shonen manga protagonist we call Naruto Uzumaki the number one best, knuckle headed ninja was well quite frankly pissed off.
Why because his totally awesome sensei refused to teach him anything and instead train his arrogant teammate an already skilled Sasuke Uchiha (Though Naruto would never tell him this without first being beaten to a shade of deep purple). In fact he even left him an even worse replacement named Ebisu who Naruto had easily defeated using his very own Sexy Jutsu.
Naruto:"Dammit there's gotta be someone strong in this village who's willing to teach me something awesome." The first year Genin said out loud to no one in particular before he thought about it seriously for a moment.
Naruto knew he couldn't just walk to a Jōnin sensei and ask them to teach him, because if Kakashi wasn't going to teach him anything and he had only one other student to train then the other sensei's wouldn't either especially since most people don't tend to like him but then like a hungry Akimichi running towards an all you can eat buffet table it hit him, he knew of only one single person who was both incredibly kind towards him and is an all around powerful ninja, like the Hokage himself.
Naruto:"Hey wait that's right I can just talk to the old man there's no way he'd say no to me." The young ninja said once again to no one in particular before running towards the Hokage's tower to get some training, that's at least until he thought about it for a minute before finally stopping all together and then saying.
Naruto:"Wait I can't just ask the Hokage to train me and not everyone else that would be totally unfair." The young Genin said which had slightly impressed his hidden Anbu guard who was glad to finally hear some growth in his charge who then dropped onto the forest ground and began thinking more critically.
Naruto:"Hmmm how did both the old man and Kakashi sensei become so strong, I mean seriously what could they have in common." He said which made his protector shiver in a fearful thought about what could happen if Naruto fully discovered Ichi Ichi Paradise in all its perverted glory. But luckily what he said was different but still terrifying in it's power to cause total madness.
Naruto:"That's right both of them have really awesome summoning animals, if I had one then they can train me for the Chūnin Exam finals." The young blond then said trying to remember just how Kakashi summoned his pack of dogs.
While the last Uzumaki was preparing to perform his summoning jutsu the secret, always silent Anbu was hesitating on if he should actually step in and stop this while blowing his cover or let it happen naturally.
When he had finally made up his mind the Genin had already bite his thumb and done the hand signs of Boar-Dog-Bird-Monkey-Ram before shouting "Summoning Jut-" however in between running to his ward and the jutsu finishing Naruto had vanished in white smoke.
Humming Bird:"...Hokage-Sama is going to kill me." He said before using the body flicker to meet with said village leader and most likely get his ass handed to him on a silver platter.
MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE
The number one knuckle headed Leaf ninja that ever was, opened his bright blue eyes slowly to then discover he's still standing on solid ground albeit it is no longer colored forest green but instead an entirely featureless dull gray which was held underneath a stark white sky, the combination of these two lighter colors made separating them difficult if not impossible for his still young yet also untrained eyes. Naruto felt much heavier here as if this odd solid emptiness somehow had much stronger gravity then anywhere else he ever went before, despite this he tried to walk but stopped out of difficulty.
Naruto:"Where am I...hello is there anybody out there!." The blond youth said shouting despite how painful doing so was on his throat thanks to that added gravity. When he didn't get any answer our Genin started to get panicked, wondering for a moment if he's going to be trapped here forever or worse be unable to eat anymore delicious raman noodles, but thankfully after a few moments of silence he heard a not quite as lot but slightly calmer voice which in an annoyed tone said this.
"Hmm who's making all that unneeded ruckus outside, I'm working on something over here." Spoke an unfamiliar yet clearly masculine voice which was confusingly enough coming from everywhere at once while paradoxically no one could be seen in the slightest.
"Where's that voice coming from, hello can you help me I think I'm lost." When Naruto finished speaking out loud to this mysterious voice he could feel the extra gravity slowly fade away to it's normal amount before he then heard the voice reply.
"Lost what do you mean los...wait just a cotton picken minute, how old are you kid, I'm only asking since you sound way too young to be exploring beyond time and space." The voice said in a slightly worried tone to our blond friend who was honestly confused about the whole beyound time and space thing but decuded to focus more on the fact this likely formless voice just asked a question that was probably in his best interest to answer.
"Umm I'm twelve years old but what's my age gotta do with anything and hey just where the heck are you, show your self!" The you Genin siad in a annoyed voice his patience was while small on any occasion wearing thin,
"Ok well first of all your gonna need to give me a moment to open you a rift to my pocket dimension." Naruto heard the voice clearly before then feeling an incredible if also weird energy surround the area before suddenly he was sucked into a strange black portal that had left just as soon as it appeared.
The next thing that our blond protagonist could see, after his vision was no longer blurry obviously was just where he had ended up this time which thankfully when compared to that earlier stark white location was absolutely colorful despite being just a simple green grassy field under a blue sky and yellow sun albeit with no visible clouds anywhere.
Naruto:"Hey look I'm out that's great I thought I was gonna be stuck there forever!." Our young blond said somewhat loudly and very happily to both himself and unknowingly to a rather tall man who was standing directly behind him.
"That's good to hear though I'd much rather hear about just how you got into that Void in the first place." Spoke the same voice from before albeit now in one single place which is again right behind the genin causing the blond to of course jump and swifly turn around in surprise.
However for Naruto the surprises were just getting started as instead of whatever ancient mind destroying evil or heavily armored warrior our hero had perhaps briefly imagined in his mind was no where to be seen, instead in it's place was if the ninja was being honest one of the strangest things he has ever seen...or at least so for you never know after all.
Said strange sight was that of a 8 foot tall, muscular figure standing rather proudly on his two feet or more specifically his hoofed horse like feet, that's right this person had real, honest to gods hoofs.
This stranger had light brown skin that resembled the flesh of some horses Naruto might have once seen, however it is the rippling muscules and six pack of abbs that had taken the bulk of the young blonds attention which were left uncovered by any kind of shirt. He thankfully wore a pair of pants albite old and worn out ones but still they were there.
However everything in Naruto's brain suddenly stopped completely when he saw this odd man's head which looked like a horse's. No, the rookie Ninja was certain of this, that man had the literal head of horse placed onto his body, long mane of hair and everything.
Needless to say Naruto had lost the ability to well say anything well excluding for the only reasonable thing for anyone to do, which is of course.
Naruto:"Ahhhhhhh!...your a talking horse." The young blonde said in a voice of obvious surprise which is understandable.
"Hey, hey hey haven't you ever seen a talking horse man before." The self apointed horse person said witha smile on his equestrian face having clearly answered this question just more then once. However what he would hear next made is smile grow into a rather mad looking one.
Naruto:"Your a horse man, that is just awesome!." The almost teenage boy said simply, a smile on his face and stars in his eyes. Hearing this the horse man puffed up his chest in an act of pride.
"Well of course I'm awesome but that isn't because I am just you simple everyday talking horse man no there is a greater reason." He said still standing tall but now with his arms stretched out.
"No, young one I am great on acount of first learning that I am nothing and growing from there." He said confusing the boy who responded with some confusion and the oh so very creative two words of-
Naruto:"Wait what...that dosen't make any sense and I don't even know your name." The ninja said to his new horse like friend who just smilled and said.
"My name is Sutā Taneuma, so are you gonna tell me why you here or do I have to guess a reason." He said to the young ninja before siting down and waiting dor the blond to say something.
Naruto:"Um well I guess it started with-
So ya that is a rap with chapter one it took me a long time to finish this begining chapter but well that is for you to review alongside the rest of the story.