AUTHOR'S NOTES (for real, this time)
hello, been a while - dunno if anyone remembers this trollfic, though.
breaking character to say that this is officially discontinued. you... probably wouldn't be able to tell just by the four chapters i had published, but i had some pretty damn lofty ambitions for this 'fic - yes, it was going to bait and switch into a much more serious fic eventually - and to an extent i'm still greatly attached to it and its characters - however, for that very reason it became a chore to right, and i left it untouched for so long that the idea of ever going back to it became unthinkable. maybe at some point i'll explain what plans i had for this fic, too, idk.
i did, however, write twelve (12!) chapters beyond the four i had originally published on here. i never got as far as the lategame stuff i had planned out, but rather than letting this stuff rot in my files forever i'm going to publish them all here at once.
...also, unlike the previous four chapters, i'm not feeding them through a typo generator so they should be far easier to read.