Title: On the case

Summary: A soldier of Canada's SSA (Secret Sasquatch Army) has gone rouge in the forests of Oregon. The North Wind dispatches Agent Classified to track down and apprehend the rouge Sasquatch before it compromises animal operations. Classified is forced to work with one of the SSA's most elite fighters who has a different objective.

Characters: Agent Classified, Captain Musky (SSA Elite Forces), Rouge SSA Soldier, North Wind Director(identity unverified).

North Wind HQ, North Wind Island

08:00 Hours

(Classified's POV)

"Classified incoming message from The Director," Eva said.

"Put him on the screen," I said.

The Screen came to life and the outline of a wolf appeared. The Director of the North Wind, or simply The Director, nobody has ever seen his actual face or even heard his undisguised voice. Not even the North Wind High Command or the North Wind Consul knows his real name. Only one agent had gained the trust to see The Director's actual face. And that Agent still has no information whatsoever about The Director's background. And my fellow agents think that I have the most secrets of the entire organization.

The Director than gave our agreed upon greeting, "Agent Classified not your real name."

"The Director not your real name," I said giving the agreed upon response.

"Eva, Short Fuse you are dismissed," The Director said.

Eva and Short Fuse silently left the room without a complaint.

"Corporal standby for further instruction," The Director said.

"Ja," Corporal said sitting down in a corner.

"Agent Classified what do you know of the SSA," The Director said.

"The Secret Sasquatch Army?" I said.

"Yes The Canada's little secret highly trained fighting force," The Director said.

"What's the issue," I said.

"Agent Classified one of their soldiers have gone rouge," The Director said, "He killed two of his own unit and severely injured the rest before fleeing across the Canadian border into The United States. He is also believed to be responsible for several human disappearances on both sides of the border."

"That sounds like a human problem," I said, "I'm sure the Canadians have a appropriate cover story for this."

"This missions comes from the SSA itself not Canada," The Director said, "The Canadian Government is not aware of the rouge. The SSA would prefer that it stays that way. Which is why a manhunt involving a massive taskforce of their troops would raise red flags."

"So they turn to The North Wind," I said.

"Correct. Your Mission if you chose to accept it is to track down this rouge SSA trooper and bring him to justice," The Director said.

"Your Jet has been prepped," The Director said, "More information will be provided once you are under way."

"Agent Classified do you accept this mission," The Director said.

"I accept," I said.

"Good Luck Agent," The Director said.

I left the room as Corporal stood up, "Now Corporal about your mission..."

Over the State of Washington, United States of America

11:00 Hours (11:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time)

"Captain Musky of The SSA's Elite Forces will be waiting for your arrival in Oregon," The voice of the Director said.

"Now I know about your past experience with agents from other organizations," The Director said, "and that you trust non-IASA organizations even less."

"I rather deal with agents form PMI6," I muttered.

"Remember your place Agent," The Director said, "I think you're hanging out with those Penguins too much."

"Does this Captain have any ulterior motives?" I said.

"Of course he has ulterior motives!" The Director said, "Let's just say he has a... unique... style of justice."

"I'll keep that under advisement," I said already devising a plan to deal with the ulterior motives.

"But..."

"Entering radio silence, out," I said cutting all communication as the jet rocketed into Oregon Airspace.

"Approaching GPS waypoint," the computer announced.

"Please slow down we are approaching landing zone," The computer said.

I hit a button, "landing procedure activated."

I pulled a dart gun off the weapon rack and headed towards the back of the aircraft as it started to descend. The engines flipped to their Vertical Landing position as the ramp in the back lowered. The Jet touched down and I walked down the ramp and stepped out into a clearing in the woods. The first thing I noticed upon leaving the jet was a cameo painted military tank. Leaning against the tank was a Sasquatch with brown fur with some gray on his 'beard" and a piercing expression on his face. Slung over his shoulder was a bandolier with ammo packs and strapped to his back was a massive Gatling gun. A revolver and a laser gun were holstered around his waist above his cameo cargo pants. The huge feet that gave his species the name "bigfoot" were clearly visible.

"Captain Musky I presume," I said.

"You got that right Dog," The Sasquatch replied.

"Wolf," I corrected.

"All Canines look the same to me," Captain Musky said.

"Where is this rouge right now," I said.

"You intend to catch him with a dart gun?" Captain Musky said removing his laser gun from it's holster.

"I doubt I need my battle armor today," I replied as the ramp to the jet closed.

"Well then let's find this rouge," Captain Musky said.

Suddenly the jet exploded sending us scrambling towards Musky's Tank, "I think he found us," I said readying my dart gun.

"No kidding," Musky said raising his laser gun.

There is a bang as the laser gun is blasted out of his furry hand, "What?" He said.

He unholstered his revolver as I picked up a multifunction gun that was flung to the ground by the explosion. I picked it up and extended it to it's full size before switching to bazooka mode. There is a another salvo of laser beams my large sasquatch comrade getting blasted off his feet. I fired a rocket back and blasted a crater out of the ground. A wall of muscle and black fur slammed into me knocking the weapon form my paws. I got bodyslammed into the ground and I found myself staring into eyes blazing with intense anger as the Sasquatch bared his sharp teeth as he growled.

"I would stay down if I were you Wolf," The Rouge SSA soldier replied.

"Sure," I said before firing a dart into his thick fur.

"A tranq dart?" the Sasquatch said, "Really?"

"Not a tranq dart," I said before kicking the immense enemy off me.

I somersaulted and landed on my feet grabbing the multifunction gun as I turned around in one fluid motion. I then flipped a switch on the side of the dart gun and electricity quickly surged through the rouge sasquatch's body. The Sasquatch roared in pain and ripped the dart out of his arm. He then ran off into the woods unaware that I had planted a tracking device when I darted him.

Captain Musky stood up, "Your just going to let him get away?"

"No," I said holding up the dart gun, "I planted a tracking device in the rouge sasquatch's arm when I darted him."

"Well played," Captain Musky said with a look of respect on his face.

I hit a button on my spy watch and another Jet landed nearby the ramp quickly opening. Captain Musky and I shared a look then rushed into the jet. I sat down at the controls and hit a button above me to close the ramp. Musky sat down in the navigation seat next to me as I began launch procedures. I notice Musky rub his arm in discomfort but decided not to ask about it.

"I downloaded the tracking data onto the jet," I said as the Jet took off.

"He's on the run," Musky said looking at the tracking data.

"Then so are we," I said grabbing the control stick.

2 hours later...

The Jet touched down in a forest clearing several miles away. The ramp opened and we stepped out Captain Musky went first the immense ape-man raising his Gatling gun. I followed him out decked out in battle armor my hand cannon charged up.

I held up my spy phone which had the tracking data on it, "We're ahead of him for once," I said.

"Incoming!" Captain Musky said the foliage being disturbed.

I tap the screen of my spy phone and the jet quickly took off. He's not blowing up our ride this time. The Rouge Soldier enter the clearing and the sasquatch is surprised to see us fully armed.

"I thought I lost you two?" He said.

"Surprise," I said before firing off my hand cannon.

The ground in front of him exploded knocking him off his feet. The primate quickly got up and raised his rifle. Captain Musky fired off his Gatling gun blasting the rifle out of his hands. I fired off the multipurpose gun in flamethrower mode sending the rouge sasquatch scrambling back.

"Is that the best you got?" the singed 'quatch asked.

"No this is," I said firing off a burst of electricity from the multifunction gun.

The Sasquatch dodged but didn't see Captain Musky's furry fist until it impacted on his face. The Sasquatch went down landing with a thud. I pull out the heavy duty handcuffs that were provided for me. Musky held the rouge down as I cuffed him as he regains consciousness.

"What?" He said standing up and seeing the cuffs.

Musky when up to the rouge, "Now I was going to kill you..."

"Go right ahead," he said with a smirk, "I welcome death."

Musky smirked, "And that is exactly why I won't kill you. You don't fear death... you fear justice."

"Imprisoning me is a mistake," the rouge said.

"You don't get a say in this," Musky replied.

He turns to me and said, "What now?"

"You're under arrest," I said before punching him again.

Musky raised a eyebrow at me, "I wanted to do that all day," I said shaking my hand.

"Come on Captain Musky," I said walking back towards the jet, "I need to call in a transport team for one suspect."

Suddenly Captain Musky raised his Gatling gun at my head, "Eighty-sixth that order!"

"What are you doing!?" I growled.

"You didn't check Captain Musky's profile did you?" He asked.

"I skimmed it," I said.

"You didn't check Captain Musky's picture did you," he said.

"I was waiting for you to reveal yourself," I said.

"And I knew that this guy is the real Captain Musky," I said pointing at the 'rouge'.

"What!?" the fake Captain Musky said.

"Yeah he called me earlier and said you might try a deception like this," I said.

"What?" He said.

"So we planned ahead and planned to trick you into believing that your ruse worked," I said.

"But you went after him," he said, "And you just punched him!"

"That was all part of the plan."

"But you darted him with that tracking device!" the fake Captain Musky said.

"I said I planted a tracking device on The Rouge Sasquatch," I said with a smirk, "I didn't say which one."

"No," Captain Musky said, "You just hustled me!"

"Also I called in reinforcements," I said.

"What reinforcements?"

"This is a North Wind, IPSA, and SSA joint operation! You are surrounded!"

"Those Reinforcements," I said.

"How?" he said with a confused expression.

"On behalf of the SSA, the North Wind, The IPSA, and the International Animal Spy Alliance," I said as the real Captain Musky stood up and took off the handcuffs that were never locked.

"I am placing you under arrest," I said.

"Catch me if you can," the rouge said.

Suddenly the rouge sasquatch found himself surrounded by his fellow sasquatch, penguins, and North Wind Agents. The Rouge took one step forward and was quickly surrounded by guns.

"Care to rephrase that?" I said Captain Musky standing threateningly behind me.

"This isn't the end!" The rouge said pointing a furry finger at me.

"Yes it is," I said as I slapped on the handcuffs and locked them.

I put my hand on his back and started to led him away, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you by The North Wind Justice Division."

"This isn't the end," The rouge said as a jet landed, "I'm not the only rouge inside the SSA! The North Wind will suffer for this!"

"Did I not say that anything you say can and will be used against you!?" I said as I marched him up the ramp into the waiting jet.

"I have some leads on those other rouges," Captain Musky said.

"Good Luck," I said as the jet carrying the prisoner flew off.

"I'll try not to kill them," Captain Musky said as I walked up the open ramp of my jet.

"Other rouges?" another sasquatch said, "like who?"

"Like you," Captain Musky said causing the other sasquatch to glup.

"Bye!" he said before running away only to be blocked by two other sasquatch.

"Now," Captain Musky said as the sasquatch was grabbed, "You're going to tell me the names of all your traitor friends."

I closed the ramp of my jet and went up to the control panel and began launch procedures, "Incoming message from The Director," the computer said.

"Play it," I said as the jet took off.

"Agent Classified," The Director said, "What were you thinking!?'

Suddenly another message came in, "Sorry Director but my mom is calling and I have to take this," I said.

"What!?" The Director said as I switched the line.

"Hello mom," I said, "You have no idea how happen I am to hear from you."

"Is that Director giving you problems again?"

"No," I said, "not at all, So what do you want to talk about. I promise I'll visit you... actually..."

I switched to manual mode, "I'm not due back at the moment... So how about I go fly home right now."

"Are you sure?"

"Mom, their are other agents that are just as capable, I think they can afford to lose their top agent for a day or two," I said as I turned the jet.

"It's going to take a couple hours for me to get there," I said plotting to my mother' house as I switched back to autopilot, "So care to keep me occupied for a bit."

"Well you see..."

I sat back in my seat and smiled as I had a long overdue conversation with my mother.

Some time later...

"...so anyway... why are you still going around calling yourself Agent Classified. What's wrong with your real name! What's wrong with [Redacted]!? Why can't you tell people that your name is [Redacted]."

"Sorry, Mom I told you that's Classified," I said.

"I told you that you should have taken a different job!"

"Another job like what?" I said, "A Consultant Detective? A Brain Surgeon? This job is about something bigger than myself."

"At least consider a job change..."

"Will do," I said rolling my eyes.

"So did you catch any criminals at least?"

"Well that is my job... and yes, yes i did," I replied.

"You're not still hanging out with those pen-wings are you? Those four are a bad influence!"

"No they're not involved on every mission I go on!" I snapped.

"Don't take that tone with me."

"Sorry," I said.

The End