(A/N - This is a crossover type story. There won't even be that much of it either, just elements and a few characters. This is my main fanfiction I am doing. Note : there is no story to the other non-su elements, just things that happened before, or elsewhere during the main su arc. That's really about it. It's still gonna focus on the main storyline.
Okay, I know the diamonds in Steven Universe are Pink, Blue, Yellow, and White Diamond as they are the rulers of Homeworld, but in this story, they aren't the only diamonds that exist. They are all sisters, except for Orange Diamond, who is Blue Diamond's daughter. Blue still exists as she did not give up her form to create her.
Let the story begin! At last!)
"Hit me again." Jarek said, slamming the glass cup on the table. He just finished his 8th glass of strawberry milk.
Marco (Green gem) and Robo (former corrupted gem) looked at each other, unsure of this decision.
"Dude, but this'll be your 9th glass! You're gonna puke!" Marco said.
"Just pour it dude. I'll be fine." Jarek said.
Robo refilled his glass of strawberry milk, then slid it to him.
"Thanks, bro." Jarek said and then he began chugging his milk.
"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" Marco and Robo cheered, swinging their fists.
Jarek chugged half the glass before putting it back down quickly and then running to the bathroom.
(Vomiting sounds)
Marco and Robo laughed as they heard him throwing up in the toilet.
"Dude, you alright, bro?!" Marco called out.
"Oh shut up!" Jarek called out from the hallway.
[Toilet flushes]
"Dude, you made it to 8 and a half glasses. Not bad." Marco said.
"Not even I can get that far." Robo added.
"No shit? Let's go and get some Denny's." Jarek said, walking to the couch and grabbing his sweater.
"Dude, you sure? You just threw all that milk up. You can't drive like that." Robo said.
"Who said I was driving?" Jarek said, putting on his sweater.
The two shrugged at each other.
"I could use a hamburger." Robo said.
"Keys." Jarek said, giving him the car keys. He went outside, and was met with a harsh breeze of cold. He immediately shut the door.
"Dudes, it's cold outside." Jarek said.
"(Nodding) I feel it." Robo said. "Let's go freeze!"
"Shut up, bro!" Jarek said, shaking his head, laughing."
"Ey, I need one of those pancakes. They're good." Robo said.
"Yup, I like the eggs and waffles there too." Jarek said, putting on his jacket.
"(Realization) Hey, ever since you rescued me from that giant mech, I've been craving pancakes like you won't believe!" Robo said.
"And you never said nothing?" Jarek said.
Robo paused, in shock.
Jarek snickered, giving him a toothy smile. They exited the house, with Jarek locking the door up, activating the laser screen on the front door. It was a force field like power.
"That reminds me of that.. tk tk tk, what was the name of that warmind?" Marcus said.
"Your mom?" Jarek said.
"What mom?" Marcus said.
The three laughed at that.
They walked to the car and got inside, Robo being in the driver's seat, Marco being beside him on the passenger side, and Jarek sitting behind them in the back seat.
Robo started the car and began driving.
"Put on 'call out my name' from my playlist." Jarek said.
"Sure thing." Robo said, tapping on the screen beside him.
Then the song began playing through radio speakers in the car.
"Hard to believe this hasn't come out yet." Marco said.
"I know, right? It's from the future, know what I mean?" Jarek said.
"Why did you come from the future again?" Marco asked.
"You know the whole story. Ouroboros and all, and all that other racket?" Jarek said.
"Yeah. Still, how'd you come back to being a human again?" Marco said.
"My dad restored me to this body and then Orange Diamond fused with me to stay with me forever." Jarek said.
"You seem like it's nothing. You're gonna live forever, you know that, right?" Robo said.
"Yeah." Jarek said. "I've already lost everyone I love. So I might as well be this way, with someone I know I can stay with until the very end." Jarek said.
Robo turned right onto another street.
He drove forward.
"You know, ever since you guys became my friends, I feel like we've really gotten closer since then. The fights, the funny things that happen, the (dramatic) goddamned mess ups on the nightfalls!" Jarek said.
"Weeell, it was your fault the ogre one tapped you. We rushed in and died, trying to get you. I mean, we gems have to stick with each other." Robo said.
"Yeah, that's very true." Marco said.
Then suddenly a meteorite crashed into the ground about an inch away from the front of the car.
The car lost balance and crashed, flipping in a circular motion.
(An hour later)
Jarek awoke to find himself, laying sideways in front of the back seat. He groaned as he got up and exited the car.
"Marco!... " He said, limping to the frontal passenger door. He opened it and saw that Marco's neck was broken all the way to the right. His head was literally sideways.
"Fuck." Jarek said as he tried to charge his hamón energy (orange power). "Dude, come on!.."
But it was no use, his power wouldn't work.
"Damn it!.. I have no choice." Jarek said, dragging out his body, making his head hang.
Then he lifted his shirt and tore the gemstone off of his lower abdomen.
(POOF!)
Then he went to the other side, the driver's side of the car. He opened the door, and saw that Robo was only unconscious, not as hurt as Marco was.
"Dude, wake up! Wake up! Robo!" Jarek said, trying to revive him.
Robo groaned, awakening.
"Dude, we gotta get outta here." Jarek said, helping him get out of the car.
"Jarek, are you okay?" Robo said.
"Yeah, don't worry about me. We need to see what the hell that thing is." Jarek said, pointing to the strange glowing object at the meteorite crashsite.
The two walked to the crash site.
"Dude, where's Marco?" Robo said, clutching his stomach.
"Right here." Jarek said, holding Marco's green triangular gemstone in his right hand.
"Damn. It's gonna take a long time for him to reform." Robo said.
"Yeah, like the last time." Jarek said.
They stopped at the glowing object.
"What do you think it does?" Jarek said.
"I don't know, but we should contain it." Robo said.
"I'll do it." Jarek said, walking up to it.
Then as he held it up, the light glowed brighter and consumed him.
"JAREK!" Robo exclaimed as he ran as fast as he could to him.
The light consumed him as well.
(UNKNOWN DIMENSION ; Emerald City)
"Dude, I think he's dead."
"You can't be sure. He has a gem just like this one!"
"Yeah, but are they friendly?"
"I don't know! Wait till they wake up!"
"Shut the fuck up.." Robo spoke.
"Dude, one of them is waking up!"
Jarek's snapped open, and his first reaction was to swing his leg up and kick whoever was standing above him.
The person with the wavy hair grabbed his leg and held it.
"Calm down, guy. We're not gonna hurt you." He said.
"Robo!.." Jarek said, looking to his left, then his right for him.
Robo shoved away the guy restraining Jarek, and dragged him away from the two.
"Who are you two?" Robo said, equipping his knife, which had glowing red lines on it.
"We're gems, like you guys." The one with the wavy hair said, equipping his spiky ball & chain.
"How do you know about gems?" Robo said.
The one with the wavy hair lifted his right shirt sleeve and showed him his light blue scalene-triangular prismarine gemstone, which was on his bicep.
"I can't really show mine, dudes." The other guy said.
"Boss, we're all men here." The one with the wavy hair said.
"Ugh." Boss said, unbuckling his pants and then pulling them down slightly, showing his square gemstone, which was on his lower abdomen.
"Oh, it's just there." Jarek said, relieved.
".. What happened? Where are we?" Robo asked, putting his weapon away.
"We found you guys like this, (At Jarek) You had this ice thingy on you hands, and we got it off, then threw it away because it was ticking. But don't worry, it's gone now. You're in Emerald City and you must come with us." The one with the wavy hair said.
"Wait, why must we go? What's going on? Are you guys on the run or something?" Jarek said, alarmed.
"Not by choice, this place is very dangerous for people like us. I know you two are gems, well I'm a hybrid. I'm sure you know this, but the gem placement project was declared illegal and since then, the authorities have been genociding our kind! We're lucky to have gotten away on time. You two are not safe here, that's why you must come with us." The guy said.
"No, I know for a fact that this isn't true. I have to still be asleep, this is all in my head." Jarek said, not convinced.
"Jarek, he sounds like he's telling the truth. You're awake! Otherwise, how am I here?" Robo said.
"Robo, we're asleep. There is no project and these guys are trying to lure us into something really bad." Jarek said.
"It's not a dream! You're not dreaming! We have less than a minute before we get spotted! So come on!" The guy said.
"Go with someone who won't tell me his name?" Jarek said.
"[hangs head, then looks up] My name is Simpleton Crane. But you can call me Steve. Everyone does." Steve said. "And my associate here, his name is Boss."
"... Like a video game boss?" Jarek said, unimpressed.
"Yes. Come on!" Steve said.
"Fine, but only because I value my life." Jarek said.
Jarek and Robo joined Steve and Boss in their hustle-getaway.
Boss got in the driver seat of his van, as Steve got in the passenger seat.
Jarek and Robo got in the back of the van, where they sat on the flat surface.
Jarek closed the loading door.
"So where is safe if not here?" Jarek asked.
"My contact told me to go to this place called 'Beach City' where she's working at her bakery. Y'all guys are gonna be coming us and getting jobs there like us." Boss said, driving the van.
"So we're going to Beach City?" Jarek said, curious.
"Yup. Only safe zone we know of until this thing blows over." Boss said.
"Oh." Jarek said. He knew of the name, and the cartoon associated with it, but he had his suspicion that he wasn't in any ordinary place that would take that lightly.
A few minutes passed.
"Hey Steve?" Jarek said.
"Yes?" Steve said.
"You said you were a half gem, right?" Jarek said.
"Well, yeah. I can see you're one too. Why?" Steve replied.
"I wanted to ask : aside from your gem, what were you before?" Jarek asked.
"Ever hear of ocean monuments?" Steve said.
"Like in minecraft?" Jarek said.
"Yeah, like that. I was a guardian underling, who was captured and then placed in a fish tank. Then I woke up in this body." Steve said.
"Oh dang. Wait, so how is it you have two eyes? Guardians only have one eye." Jarek said.
"I don't know. This human body I am in contains two eyes, so I gotta go with it." Steve said.
"Oh." Jarek said.
"Yo kiddos, ya hungry? I'm starving." Boss said.
"Oh yeah, totally." Jarek said.
"Yeah." Robo said.
"Let's go get some taco bell!" Boss said.
"Yay!" Robo said, happy.
Jarek hung his weapon. "Shut up Robo."
So then Boss drove to a nearby taco bell restaurant and ordered beef and chicken burritos for everyone.
(A little while later)
Boss was driving again.
"So how did your friend get poofed?" Steve asked, concerned.
"We were in an accident, and it nearly killed him." Jarek said.
"Oh shoot. Thank the stars you two made it." Steve said.
"Yeah. Hopefully he'll come back soon." Jarek said,
Soon they arrived near a city.
"Empire City! Remember to cover your gems, dudes." Boss said.
"Wait, empire city? We're supposed to be heading to Beach City!" Jarek said.
"Chill out, bro. We need better clothes. Luckily, we're entering a mall." Boss said.
"A mall? Good, I hope there are arcades here." Jarek said.
Boss parked the van, and then he and the gems exited.
They entered the mall, seeing several cops walking around.
"Hey, 'scuse me!" A male police officer said, walking to Jarek.
Jarek stopped.
"Guys, go on." Jarek said to Steve and Boss.
"Come on." Steve said, walking with them, away from the two.
"Can I help you?" Jarek asked the cop.
"Yeah, are you this kid in the photo?" The cop asked, holding up a 'WANTED' image of him, but with a mustache.
Jarek shook his head.
"Let me see." The cop said, putting his finger where he saw his mustache.
A few seconds passed.
"I guess not." The cop said.
"Well I was by Emerald City and I saw a look alike over there. Might wanna go check it out." Jarek said.
"Thank you sir." The cop said before walking away.
Jarek sped into the mall.
(Empire City Mall)
"Dudes, make like a whistle and let's get our clothes! I'm wanted over here for some reason!" Jarek said.
"Did you rat out yourself?" Boss asked.
"No but-"
"Then you have nothing to worry about." Boss said.
"Whatever, let's just hurry this up." Jarek said before he ran to look for clothes to buy.
Robo followed him.
...
"Dude, I'm scared. I don't wanna go to jail. I mean, I can easily kill everyone there, but still! I mean, to go to jail is to go to game over!" Jarek whispered.
"Calm down, Jarek. You're being hysterical. I'm just as scared as you are, but we'll be okay. And why kill? There's no need for that." Robo said.
"Bro, you know what goes on in prison!" Jarek said.
"Calm down. You're gonna give yourself away." Robo said.
"Okay." Jarek said.
"I wonder though : what are they gonna wear?" Jarek asked.
"They're gonna wear T-shirts and shorts. You?" Robo said.
"Let me choose." Jarek said.
"So what I chose was a black shirt, leather jacket, black jeans that were my size, white socks, and white shoes." Jarek narrated.
(After ; Road)
"Boy you look great." Robo said.
"What'd you get?" Jarek asked.
"White shirt, and a pair of blue jeans." Robo said.
"That'll work." Jarek said.
"Alright, we're nearing Beach City. Ally-oop!" Boss said as he pressed the gas, but then he moved his foot the wrong way and broke the brake pedal.
"Boss! The brakes!" Steve said.
"What-what do you mean the brakes?!" Jarek said.
"Uhh, whoopsie!" Boss said as he shrugged without shame.
"Dude, now we can't stop! Robo, come on!" Jarek said, opening the back door.
"Nah, dude! You'll be fine! Just hold on tight!" Boss said, now insane.
"JUMP!" Jarek said, jumping out.
Robo jumped off too, and then Steve jumped out of his passenger seat.
They rolled on the ground, hurt.
Several cars honked loudly, crashing into each other, avoiding running the three gems over.
Jarek got up, grunting and groaning.
"Robo, are you okay?" He said.
"I'm cool, Steve?" Robo said.
"Yeah, so much for Boss. What a dumbass." Steve said.
..
Boss was pressing his right foot down on the gas, screaming.
"WHOO HOO!" He screamed.
The car crashed into a shop, breaking through the wall, window and then crashing to a stop, where the boiler was.
The van exploded.
(With Jarek, Steve, and Robo)
"WHOA!" Jarek said, seeing the explosion.
"Holy fucking shit." Robo said, watching the large fire.
"That's not good. Let's get outta here before we get in trouble!" Steve said, running.
Three female gems saw what happened.
"Holy cow! That was awesome!" Amethyst said, laughing.
"Who would do something like this?!" Pearl said, shocked and appalled.
"Bang." Garnet said.
"Ooh, cookie cats!" Steve said, seeing some inside of a store. He ran inside.
"Fuck, mate!" Jarek said, following him.
(Mini Store)
Steve was literally grabbing all of the boxes of cookie cats and putting them in his shopping cart.
"Dude, can you afford all this?" Jarek said.
"Fuck yeah I can! Get some beer or something!" Steve said.
"I'm underage." Jarek said.
"Bro, how old are you?" Steve asked, giving him a look.
"20." Jarek said.
"Seriously? Fine, I'll do it." Steve said. He went to the liquor fridges and started grabbing bottles.
Just then Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst came into the store.
"Oh, it looks like someone else got them already." Pearl said.
"What are we going to tell Steven?" Amethyst said.
Jarek heard them talking, so he grabbed six of the large boxes from Steve's shopping cart and handed them to Garnet.
"Here." He said.
"Thank you." Garnet said.
"Bro! Those are mine! You can't just hand stuff I'm about to buy to some random ladies!" Steve said.
"It's not polite to just buy all of everything and leave none for anyone." Jarek said.
Steve sighed.
"Fine, have it your way." He said.
"Thank you." Jarek said. "Now let's get this, and let's skedaddle! Quick before we end up
(Outside)
Jarek, Steve, and Robo were leaving the parking lot and heading away from Boss' big crash site.
"Dudes, do you think Boss'll reform?" Steve said.
"I don't think so." Jarek said.
"Tragic." Steve said.
To be continued...