Ello, fans! So, i have not been dead, I've just been grounded from electronics, but I'm ungrounded now, and to celebrate, I'm starting a new story, Deadpool Breaks the Internet! It's about Deadpool entering the internet, because he can do that for some reason, and he travels to other movies, shows, video games and comics. To start, he will invade My Little Pony and wreak havoc. Enjoy, and vote the next place in the reviews!

As Deadpool looked around at where the hell he was, he felt a strange presence of overall excessive happiness and friendliness.

"Holy- where am I?! Eddie! Fix this!"

I cannot. You must do that yourself, Deadpool.

"Well dammit, guess it's up to me to fix this problem."

As he started the long journey back the the real world, he found a little rustic town.

"Oh goodie, maybe I can find someone to torture mercilessly... wait, I'm the good guy now. Da-"

He was cut off by a pony, as you can probably tell.

"Yeah, I noticed, genius."

It was bubblegum pink all over, including its hair and tail.

"HOLY SHIT, IT WANTS TO YIFF ME! DIE, FREAK OF NATURE!"

He whipped out his handgun and shot it several times until he ran out of bullets.

"Whew, close one. Ma always told me to watch out for those. They could be anywh-"

Yet another oddly colored pony had spotted him, this time with pee-yellow skin and a pink hair and tail.

"Oh, Pinky Pie, what happened? Speak to me! PLEASE! Who did this to you?!"

"Oh, this? This was me. Wait... if this is Pinky pie, a strangely colored horse, then you're... FLUTTERSHY! OH MY GOD! NOT MY LITTLE PONY! I MUST PURGE THIS TOWN OF YOUR PRESENCE! DIE, YOU ABYSMAL, CURSED FREAKS OF NATURE!"

More ponies had arrived by now, sending Deadpool into a panic.

"DAMN RIGHT I'M PANICKED! I DON'T WANT TO DIE HERE! I'LL KILL THEM ALL! GBLARGH!"

He whipped out two assault rifles and started shooting at anything that moved.

"THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO EXIST! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

After 2 minutes, anything living within a one-mile radius around lay on the ground in a dead, mangled heap around him.

"Phew, close one. Almost died. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, finding a way home. AUTHOR! FIX THIS! OR ELSE! Also, some coffee would be nice.

I give it to him with the power of writing.

"Ah yes, good boy. Now, please send me home."

The rustic village disappeared, leaving him in a blank white place with a magnifying glass to the right.

"Wait... this isn't my apartment in New York... ah. My old enemy. THE GOOGLE HOMEPAGE."

TO BE CONTINUED

Hope you liked that. Where should he go next in his (desperate) mission to get home? Will it be...

1: Littlest Pet Shop

2: Naruto

3: Harry Potter

Comment where he should go next!