life is complicated

by gang of roses

Ichigo and Grimmjow are divorced Grimmjow is still in love with him but Ichigo doesn't even want to be around him oh and they have kids four to be exact and Grimmjow is involved with the Mob to make matters worst Ichigo soon finds out that his friends and family were hiding secrets from his as well yes life is complicated.

1. Chapter 1

So I decided to go back and try and fix my teenage mistakes now I know I am not the best writer but I decided to touch my old stories up. Now they all have the same plot but I decided to fix some errors and tweak the story a bit. Review and and comment and tell me what you think of the new and kinda improved story of Life is complicated.

Chapter 1

Ichigo Kurosaki was thirty-three years old. He had orange spiky long hair with honey chocolate eyes and beautiful sun kissed skin. He had a bit of a temper and believe it or not he was a hermaphrodite. He grew up thinking he was a boy and then at the age of eighteen his parents decided to tell him that he was both genders. Honestly he didn't care he still wore dresses and lipstick. Ichigo was able to reproduce as well. Ichigo actually had four kids. The father of said kids was Grimmjow Jaggerjaques he was thirty-six. He had teal blue hair, beautiful teal blue eyes along with olive skin. He was very muscular and had a rather rash temper. Ichigo divorced Grimmjow when he found out that Grimmjow was part of the mob. It wouldn't have been that bad if he didn't find out from Grimmjow's sister Neliel Tu Odelschwanck who was actually the queen of the underworld. A sister he knew nothing about. She had hazel eyes and green hair and a curvaceous and well-endowed body. She had a crimson scar that went across her face and even though she looked sweet she was far from it. Finding out so many secrets at once is something Ichigo couldn't handle thus he filed for a divorce. The lying and betrayal was not what Ichigo signed up for.

The kids didn't really understand but they sided with their mother one hundred percent Nuri who was the oldest age twelve and he had his father's dark skin and hair but his mother everything else. He had a very short temper and a very bad mouth. The second oldest Kai was ten and he looked like both his parents combined. He had Grimmjow's grin and Ichigo's scowl and his hair was a blonde orange so it fit him. He was pretty lazy and ate any and everything insight. The third oldest was Yuki. She was nine and was the devil. She had orange hair and was a nagger. She had Ichigo's everything except for the abnormally sharp canines her daddy gave her. Last but not least was Mia she was seven and was the sweetest thing in the world when she wanted to be. She looked like a female version of Grimmjow...so Grimmjow's sister Neliel really all she had of Ichigo was his sun kissed skin.

The only time the kids got to have their parents together was on Saturdays for a family night. It was actually Ichigo's idea he wanted the kids to have him and Grimmjow together at least once just to be a family. The kids enjoyed it and it was nice to be a family even though Ichigo couldn't stand Grimmjow's guts. It was currently Friday and it was Grimmjow's turn to watch the kids. He had them on the weekends and Ichigo had them for the week for the most part. Ichigo parked his car and helped his kids with their bags. Mia ran straight for the door and started ringing the doorbell. Ichigo sighed as he locked his minivan. He could honestly afford a better car but with four kids he wanted something durable especially since he had to give said kids friends rides sometimes. Ichigo walked up to the door and started ringing the bell continuously. After a couple more rings Shawlong Koufang opened the door. Shawlong was Grimmjow's butler. Ichigo always hated the fact that Grimmjow had a butler for some weird reason. Shawlong had a long face with grey eyes and black hair, which is braided and usually hanging over his shoulder. He was a nice old man and the kids loved him. Shawlong bowed and grabbed the kids bags as they ran in the mansion. Yeah Grimmjow lived in a four story house Ichigo didn't even know how many rooms there were to be honest.

Shawlong looked at Ichigo and smiled, "Would you like to come in as well Ichigo?"

"No thank you but could you get Grimmjow for me I just need to ask him something then I'll be on my way." Ichigo answered.

Shawlong bowed and left to go get Grimmjow. A few minutes later Grimmjow arrived in front of him with his usual sexy grin on his face. He was wearing silky blue pants that matched his hair and no shirt. Ichigo gave Grimmjow a once over and noticed he was still in pretty good shape; he was able to keep a six pack at the age of thirty-six that was amazing to him. Ichigo went straight to his purse and pulled out a little baggy and handed it to him.

"Geez you still giving me the silent treatment?" Grimmjow asked.

Ichigo rolled his eyes, "Yuki has a fever and Mia has a rash. Yuki has to take her medicine after she eats and Mia must take a shower before you apply her ointment. Nuri has been using bad language lately so for the time being he is grounded and please watch Kia he has twelve cavities keep him away from sweets."

Ichigo closed his purse and began walking away much to Grimmjow's dismay. So Grimmjow decided to stop him and grab his hand. Ichigo immediately pulled away from him in utter disgust.

Grimmjow frowned, "So you're just going to leave like that?"

Ichigo stepped back a bit,"Yes Grimmjow I have work and I have to deal with you every Saturday for the sake of our kids but on my own time I don't even want to breathe the same air as you, we're not together, remember."

Grimmjow scuffed, "Come on Ichigo you're mad at me over nothing."

Ichigo scowled, "You lied to me and betrayed my trust I told you everything about me but you lied I didn't even know you had a fucking sister and we've known each other since we were in high school. I had to find out you were in the fucking mob from a sister a didn't know you had. Did you not trust me enough to tell me at the very least you had a sister? Did you not trust me to tell me 'hey Ichi I have a sister oh and on top of that I'm head of the mafia.'? I am mad because we were married and I trusted you full heartedly. If we didn't have trust then what the fuck were we married for? Now we're nothing but two people who have to see each other for the sake of our kids."

Ichigo turned away from Grimmjow before he could say anything and went to his car and drove away. He had work in less than an hour. He was a nurse at the Karakura Hospital and he hated and loved it. His shifts were different but he worked Friday-Sunday on his Fridays he worked graveyard which was seven in the evening to three in the morning. On Saturdays in order to have family night he worked eight in the morning to three in the afternoon he also did this with his Sunday's. Aside from being tired it was a great gig especially since he worked with a good majority of his friends. When he got to work he changed into his uniform clocked in and started doing his work duties. He checked up on patients in their room, went to get them food from the kitchen and made sure they were comfortable. The night was going pretty well. His shift was just about to end so as he was going to the front to clock out when someone stopped him. He sighed and turned to see who it was. Kugo Ginjo, a very popular heart throbbed doctor, a tall and lean-built muscular man with fair skin, brown eyes and shoulder-length dark hair and very good at his was actually a surgeon and Ichigo knew from experience he was very good with his and Ichigo have been messing around and hanging out.

"Hey Ichi, we're still on for tonight technically right?"

Ichigo cursed, "Shit I totally forgot I have this thing I do with my kids and my ex I'm so sorry."

Kugo shrugged, "Well why don't I join in we can still have fun and I love your kids and they love me and your ex husband is just that your EX husband come on."

"Well I guess they like you enough and that should be okay you know what yeah we're meeting at my ex house I'll send you the address and see you tonight."

Kugo smiled and went back to work leaving Ichigo at the desk to swipe out.

"You know Ichi I don't think you should've done that Grimmjow is going to be pissed."

Ichigo snorted, "Rangiku I honstly don't give a fuck about him being pissed."

"Okay sweetie well I'll see you when I see you enjoy your family night date." Rangiku squealed.

Ichigo laughed and swiped out and went to his car. It was three-thirty and Ichigo was exhausted but he had to check on his kids. His mother's senses were tingling and he needed to see what his kids were doing. So while driving Ichigo got his phone and started a face time with Nuri who took some time to answer which pissed Ichigo off a couple minutes later Nuri answered with his face all over the phone. Ichigo scowled. Nuri was watching TV and eating popcorn at three something in the morning and he could hear Yuki coughing and Mia was complaining about her arm itching and in the little corner of the phone he could see Kai eating candy.

"Put your father on the phone right fucking now."

Nuri sighed, "Mom Dad is in his office you know we're not allowed in his office."

"Fuck Grimm has the kids here today damn totally forgot." Nnoitra laughed.

Ichigo glared at his phone as he parked at the front of his door, "Nnoitra is there you kids aren't sleeping and Grimmjow is in his office."

Mia grabbed the phone and whined, "Mommy I'm itchy and Daddy is in his office and I don't know where my ointment is."

Ichigo sighed, "Okay baby go to your room and I'll call your father okay and Nuri go to bed you're grounded Kia if you don't stop eating candy I'll ground you and Yuki baby go to your room and I'll tell your dad to give you your medicine."

Ichigo hung up and left his car and started calling Grimmjow when he didn't answer. Ichigo cursed and decided to call Nel who answered immediately.

"This is Nel you are for a go."

Ichigo sighed in relief, "Nel where are you?"

"Oh hey Itsygo I'm driving to Grimmy's house right now why?"

"When you get there I want you to punch Grimmjow in the face really fucking hard and then tell him to call me as soon as possible." Ichigo stated.

"Yeah of course."

Ichigo and Nel said their goodbyes and hung up. Ichigo sighed and decided to go take a long bubble bath. He was stressed and a hot bath would calm him a bit. So he started to run his water and put bubbles in the tub, got his pj's out and decided to light some candles and grab some red wine he stripped and got into the nice hot steamy bath and gave a long blissful sigh. It wasn't two minutes later that his facetime started going off. Ichigo groaned and grabbed his phone and answered and not to his surprise it was Grimmjow who was in his office and had a red slap mark on the side of his face with a scowl.

"Grimmjow what the fuck it's almost four in the morning have you even checked on the kids? Do you know the kids are still up and Mia and Yuki need their medicine and ointment Nuri is watching TV when he's suppose to be grounded and Kia is eating candy when I told you he had cavities what the fuck!" Ichigo exclaimed.

Grimmjow rolled his eyes, "I was working I didn't have time okay I'm a little busy wait hold up ...are you naked?"

Ichigo blushed and then turned the camera off, "You perv get my children right now or I swear I'll take them and you will be paying child support."

" Ugh do women always bring child support up? Fine okay I'm checking on them now...so how have you been?"

Ichigo scuffed, "Bye Grimmjow get my kids."

Ichigo hung up the phone and threw it to the side and moaned and sunk down in the tub and drank some wine. He needed this because he's been so tired with four kids and work he loved his time alone. He was just getting out of the tub and drying off when his phone went off again for facetime Ichigo huffed and clicked the answer button on his phone and continued drying off.

"Hey Ichi."

Ichigo smiled a bit, "Hey Kugo what's up you know it's four-thirty in the morning I was just heading to sleep."

"Damn sorry I was just wondering how is it you look so damn hot everyday?"

Ichigo blushed, "Shut up, why did you call me?"

Kugo laughed, "I just have to ask you something you know that guy umm that emo guy who comes to check up on the hospital right what's his name?"

"Ulquiorra yeah what about him?"

"Why does he come to the hospital all threatening like I mean like who is that guy and why does the director let him in all freely the guys obviously a gangster?"

Ichigo sighed, "I don't know he's my ex's friend. I honestly don't know anything about him to be honest and I have to go to bed so night or morning Kugo see you later."

Ichigo hung up the phone and fell in his bed and went to sleep a nice peaceful and lonely sleep.

He honestly didn't like sleeping by himself because when he woke up he was alway grumpy and mad. He really did miss Grimmjow; he always snuggled with him and kept him warm at night. Ichigo really missed his husband, no sorry ex husband. Ichigo got up and stretched his schedule for the day to go to work and then meet his friends for lunch then he had to clean the house since his kids were with their father. Afterwards he had to visit his parents along with his brother he then had to text Kugo and tell him where to meet him then get ready for family night and then he had to drive to Grimmjow's house not in that order. Work was pretty busy but when it was clock out time he changed in the restroom in some tight jeans and cropped black shirt with black and white vans. He went to his car and drove to IHop.

He walked to his usual table where his friends were and sat down. Rukia Kuchiki was a office worker she was short and petite with short black hair and ivory eyes she was Ichigo's bestie she was always there for him to help him when he needed it, Renji Abarai had brown eyes and long crimson hair, which is usually kept in a high ponytail he was married to Rukia and worked at a dojo he was another one of Ichigo's friends he and Ichigo were always fighting but because Ichigo was a hermaphrodite people always thought Renji was beating up a girl which always landed him beat up by other guys. Rangiku Matsumoto worked as the receptionist at Karakura hospital she has long and wavy blond hair, blue eyes, full lips, and a beauty mark located under the right side of her mouth she was a flirt and loved to mess with guys hearts and some how she and Ichigo became good friend oh and she's well known for her curvaceous figure, Shinji Hirako worked as everything to be honest he was always getting fired he was Ichigo's gay best friend he had long blond hair with brown eyes and a scary grin he was drama queen but even though he was gay and a bit of man whore that didn't mean he couldn't kick a persons ass he was always there for Ichigo. Then there was Yumichika Ayasegawa he was another one of Ichigo's gay best friends he had black shoulder length hair and purple eyes he wore feathers on his eye lashes and was the definition of diva and was married to Ikkaku Madarame he was a cashier working at a superstore called cloud nine and when it came to Ichigo looking good Yumichika was always on top of that and this was only half of Ichigo's friends Ichigo sat next to Shinji and looked over the menu.

"So Rangiku told us about Kugo." Rukia stated.

Ichigo laughed, "Yeah and we fuck and then fuck again so what I'm grown."

"Well yeah that's okay but you invited him to your family night Grimmjow is going to be pissed." Renji stated.

"And I don't give a shit to be honest."

The waitress came over and took everyone's order and then left leaving the group to continue their conversation.

"So how are the kids?" Yumichika asked.

Ichigo smiled, "They're good Nuri is ugh just like his father Kai is the same Yuki is still a demon and Mia is still my innocent little baby."

The food came relatively quickly and everyone dug in and continued talking about life. It was fun to hang out with his friends and just let loose. Ichigo laughed when Renji made a joke about Shinji having a big forehead. Ichigo checked his phone and saw it was time to go so he said his goodbyes and left heading back home to straighten up the house Kai's room was the worst he had comic books all over and candy hidden all over the place Ichigo sighed and collected all the sugary goodies and straightened his bed. Yuki's and Mia's room were okay only their beds were messed up so he straightened them and went to Nuri's room who had clothes all over his room. Ichigo groaned and started collecting loose clothing and while collecting the clothes he saw a box Ichigo tilted his head and opened the box and gasped. His son had porn magazines. Ichigo frowned and looked through them. They were all pictures of naked women. Ichigo shook his head and sighed; he definitely got this from his father. Ichigo decided to put them back where they were and leave them alone and walked out the room. After cleaning the house Ichigo went to get some much needed paperwork done he had to report about his patients and give the doctors the progress and get feedback from the doctors after he was done he locked everything up and went to his car and drove to his parents house.

Yoruichi and Kisuke were his parents. Though they weren't his biological parents his biological parents were dead. Kisuke and Yoruichi were good friends of his parents and so they took him and his brother in. Kisuke was a candy store owner and Yoruichi helped him out. Ichigo arrived at the house in record time. It was a decent house with three bedrooms; it was a nice modern house. Ichigo approached the house and knocked three times before a pale image of himself answered. Shiro was Ichigo's older brother Ichigo looked just like him minus the sclera eyes he had blue tongue and pale skin Ichigo smiled unlike him Shiro was not a hermaphrodite he was fully male and he always treated Ichigo as his sister and not a brother not that Ichigo cared he was both genders so it didn't bother him to be honest.

"Ichi what's up?"

Ichigo sighed, "Hey Shi I'm exhausted and I just came to see what Mom and dad are up to."

Shiro laughed,"Ma and pop are in the living room."

Ichigo smiled and walked into the house where he saw Yoruichi stretched out on the couch with a black cat in her arms and Kisuke sitting on the single couch watching TV and drinking a beer. Ichigo snorted as he looked at his parents laze around and walked up in an eye view for them to see. Yoruichi quickly jumped up and ran to Ichigo, giving him a big bear hug along with Kisuke who was weird as hell.

"Berry Bun Mommy's missed you where have you been how's the kids you never bring them here for us to spoil."

Ichigo blushed, "Sorry about that it's hard to do that with me and Grimmjow you know being separated."

Yoruichi sighed, "Right and you divorced him because?"

"Lets just say in the ten and up years we've known each other and the three years we've been married he kept a lot of secrets and I couldn't live with a man like that." Ichigo explained.

Kisuke frowned, "What did he lie about that was so bad? What secret did he keep from you? Was he cheating on you?"

"And where does the time go damn it's already six in the evening well it's time for me to go I have a date along with a family night at the same time bye Mom bye Dad love you and Shiro stay white."

Shiro started cussing as Ichigo ran to his car and drove off to Grimmjow's mansion while texting Kugo the information. When Ichigo arrived at the mansion he walked right in and started looking for his kids. When he didn't find them he sighed and decided to sit on the couch in the big ass TV room. Ichigo turned the TV on and waited for a bit until he heard Nuri, Kai, Mia and Yuki laughing in joy and running with a shirt, pants, and shoes in their hands. Ichigo laughed as he heard and saw Grimmjow screaming and running after them in his boxers. Ichigo took that moment to appreciate the view as Grimmjow yelled at their children. Grimmjow turned to Ichigo with an agitated expression and Ichigo couldn't help but burst out in bigger scowled and then pouted very manly like and told Ichigo to do something.

Ichigo sobered up a little and grinned, "Kids give your father back his clothes or else."

The kids whined but gave Grimmjow his clothes and pouted but quickly ran to get into some more mischief. Ichigo watched as his kids left and gave a loving smile.

"Why do they always listen to you?"

Ichigo glared, "Because I'm their mom and you're a sperm donor ."

"Ouch that didn't hurt at all...look can we get along for one night like you said before you only have to deal with me on Saturdays." Grimmjow stated.

"I'm getting along with you, we're breathing the same air aren't we? Now get the kids and tell to take their showers then to pick a movie for tonight and afterwards you get your clothes on while I get dinner ready," Grimmjow grinned and went to do as he was told but not before slapping Ichigo's ass once Ichigo yelped and scowled at Grimmjow, "Divorced remember you aren't allowed to touch me you lost all rights to that when you kept secrets and lied to me."

Grimmjow groaned, "Oh my gosh you're such a fucking chick get over it this is real fucking petty and I still love you and I know you still love me"

"I could never love a man like you now go do what I told you."

Grimmjow rolled his eyes and went to do as his ex told him leaving Ichigo alone to fix dinner. Ichigo decided on a mixture of foods chicken and rice along with shrimp alfredo and buffalo wings, ribs, mash potatoes and cheese pizza and for dessert a pie, chocolate cake, and cookies. Ichigo washed his hands and got to work while Grimmjow tended to the kids. He was done after an hour and thirty minutes just in time for Kugo to knock on the door Ichigo answered and invited him in. Kugo looked around with amazement on his face Ichigo grabbed his hand and walked him to the dining room telling him to sit Kugo obeyed and Ichigo started setting the food on the table a little later Mia and Kia sat down at the table looking at Kugo with confusion Nuri came in few minutes later along with Yuki all of them wearing their pj's and ready to eat.

"Mom what's Kugo doing here?" Kia asked.

Ichigo gave a pointed look at Kai, "That's mister Ginjo you understand."

Kugo waved it off, "It's fine Ichi they can call me Kugo if they want."

Ichigo sighed and went to go get drinks for everyone when he came back he sat across from Kugo. Everyone started piling food on their plate which caused Mia to frown as she looked at everyone.

"No you don't eat until daddy comes."

Everyone stopped piling food and turned to Mia who was glaring daggers at everyone. Ichigo couldn't help but giggle but all that died down when Grimmjow walked through the door and sat at the head of the table. He looked at Kugo with suspicion and then turned to Ichigo for an explanation.

"Umm well you see me and Kugo were supposed to be on a date and I was going to cancel until Kugo asked if he could join us and I agreed."

"But this is our family night." Grimmjow barked

Ichigo sighed, "Come on please."

"Mom dad is right this is family night and you invited a stranger to our night that's unacceptable." Nuri stated.

Ichigo massaged his temples, "Please can we just eat and enjoy our dinner?"

Everyone sighed but agreed and started eating Grimmjow decided to speak up though. He wasn't going to have a man he knew nothing about around his ex lover and kids.

"So Kugo what is that you do?"

Kugo cleared his throat and sat up straight, "Well I'm a doctor and surgeon I work alongside Ichigo."

Mia gasped, "Really so you save people's lives wow don't you get scared?"

"No not really it's a hard job but I get the joy of saving a person's life...what about you Grimmjow what do you do?"

Ichigo immediately started choking on his drink causing Nuri to hit his back to try and help. Ichigo coughed a bit more and thanked Nuri before settling down. Grimmjow raised a teal eyebrow in amusement as he turned to Kugo.

"I'm the owner of a club with some of my family, nothing special."

Kugo frowned, "So you have people drinking irresponsibly which lands them into various accidents which in turn has them in my operating room."

Grimmjow cracked his neck, "They come to me for a good time. What they do afterwards is none of my concern."

"What a horrible way of thinking." Kugo stated.

Ichigo decided to step in knowing from Grimmjow's body signals that he was about to fight and he knew for a fact that Grimmjow probably try his hardest to beat Kugo to death. Ichigo stood and directed the attention to him.

"Look it's getting late and Kugo and I have to be at the hospital tomorrow so kids I'll see you on Monday when your dad drops you off okay."

The kids whined and ran to give Ichigo a hug before deciding to go watch TV. Grimmjow stood to walk Ichigo and Kugo to the door under the request of Mia. When they got to the door Ichigo bided Kugo and Grimmjow a goodnight and walked to his car Grimmjow watched as Ichigo drove off and turned his attention to Kugo who was walking to his car.

"Kugo I want to tell you I don't appreciate that disrespectful shit you did at the table in front of my family."

Kugo stopped walking and turned to Grimmjow, "I just spoke the truth is all."

"Yeah well you better watch yourself Kugo or you're going to find yourself in a hole."

Kugo laughed, "You're right I've found myself in Ichigo's hole many times."

Grimmjow growled and went to punch Kugo but Mia stopped him saying she wanted to play a game. Grimmjow glared as Kugo got to his car and drove away.