Welcome, everybody! Sometimes I watch South Park, but I love Varsity Blues (1999) and Friday Night Lights (2004 Movie and 2006-2011 TV series) :) So I have decided to write a story of all four combined into one :) similar to a Varsity Blues version during the final five regular season games and the Friday Night Lights version during the Park High School's mascot will be changed to the Bulls. Team colors will be swapped around as black will be their main color, green will be the second color, but will be darkened to a hunter/forest green (a.k.a. dark green), and white will be the third have changed and the ones in high school are 17-18 years old. Even younger and/or siblings of their own have grown up and changed, including Trent Boyett being out of juvie, new life, and being on the school's football team. Pip and Butters won't be on the team.

Here are some notable players on the SPHS football team by their number (same numbers for the four main and Clyde, but random numbers for the other notable boys), position, and name down below:

#4 Capt. & QB Stan Marsh

#12 Backup QB Kyle Broflovski

#68 OG Eric Cartman

#13 Capt. & WR Kenny McCormick

#29 WR Clyde Donovan

#2 Capt. & RB Token Black

#47 FB Craig Tucker

#52 Capt. & MLB Trent Boyett

#23 FS Kevin Stoley

#26 CB Pete Melman

#18 KR Bradley Biggle

#50 OLB Fosse McDonald

#11 SS Bill Allen

Scenes of the story will be changed around a bit and extra quotes could be added to most of the chapters. Some will contain extreme smuttiness, which will make that chapter M-rated, but not this current one here. And injuries mentioned in the story will be not be that serious. But either way, enjoy the story.

Friday, 7:35 AM at the Broflovski residence. 17-year old Kyle Broflovski, South Park Bulls backup quarterback, was laying down sideways on his bed looking at the framed 4x6 photo of him and his friends, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick in South Park Elementary School Cows football uniforms from when they were 8 years old as he was listening to the radio about tonight's upcoming game.

"Good morning, South Park. Frank Hammond on South Park Radio here, looking forward to seeing you tonight at Peter Charles Stadium as the Bulls take on the Longmont Jackrabbits. Kickoff time 7:15 PM." Frank announced, from Kyle's radio.

Kyle didn't even notice his 11-year old adopted little Canadian brother, Ike, quietly walked in as he is now standing beside his bed.

"Think you'll play tonight?" Ike asked his older brother.

"Do I ever play?" Kyle asked back to his little brother, as he turned around to him while still on his bed.

"No, but..." Ike said, trying to finish his sentence.

"Stan is the best quarterback in the state, Ike. Why would we want anyone but him to play?" Kyle asked, interrupting Ike, as he then got off his bed to get dressed grabbing his jeans, green snapback hat and his black football home game #12 jersey.

"Well, maybe if you guys are running up the score to have a big lead or..." Ike stopped in the middle of another sentence. "What if Stan gets hurt?" He asked again.

"Hey, don't even think about Stan going down. That would be a disaster." Kyle responded back quickly while pointing at his brother and then finished putting on his clothes and game jersey.

"So, in your case, I ask you to pray for the health of Stan Marsh." Kyle informed him, as he pushed Ike by the forehead, making him land on his bed. "Now come on, Ike. Mom has breakfast waiting for us." He told him, as he and Ike went downstairs and into the kitchen.

"Kyle, did you pray for playing time?" Asked their father, Gerald, while reading the newspaper with a headline that says "Stan Marsh: Bulls man in charge of Charles' mighty offense".

"Yes I did, Dad. And hopefully I do." Kyle responded, as he and his brother sat down in their chairs. Gerald puts his paper down and looks at Kyle with a concerned look.

"Hopefully?" Gerald asked, raising an eyebrow at him.

"Well... it's just that every time we're up big, Coach PC doesn't even bother putting in some of his backups, including me." Kyle told his father.

"Well that's bullshit!" Gerald said. "He's gotta protect their best players, including Stan when you guys are up big." He added.

"I know, Dad. But he always leaves him in there so he can get his ride and scholarship to the University of Colorado, Boulder." Kyle said.

"Alright boys, that's enough." Shelia said, as she came over with two plates of scrambled eggs, two pieces each of buttered toast, sausage links and bacon, and then places them in front of her sons. "Please pray that you'll get to play tonight, bubee." Shelia said, as she kissed the top of Kyle's head, not to mention his bushy red afro is all cut off to 5/8" short.

"I already did, Mom." Kyle responded, while taking a bite of his toast.

8 minutes went by, the boys finished their breakfast and they heard a car horn from outside.

"Oh, that's Cartman. I gotta go." Kyle said, as he heard Cartman's horn. He grabbed his backpack and headed out the door.

"Pray that you don't sit on the bench again!" Ike snickered.

"That's enough, Ike! We must concentrate for tonight's game." Gerald replied quickly back at Ike.

Kyle comes out to see his same good old fat friend, Eric Cartman, wearing his black #68 game jersey, in his lifted black 2003 Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 diesel quad cab short bed pickup truck with a green and white #68 on both front doors, parked in front of his house with Craig Tucker in the rear left seat while wearing his #47 jersey and Token Black sitting in the bed while wearing his #2 jersey.

"Hey, Kyle! You skinny ass Jew, let's roll!" Cartman yelled out through the open window laughing from inside his big truck.

"Hehehe, oh Cartman, you have not changed one damn bit." Kyle said as he chuckled and then walks toward the truck, opens the front passenger door and gets in. Cartman's long time pet pig, Fluffy, is sitting on the front seat where Kyle is going to sit and starts squealing as Kyle is trying to move the pig out of the way.

"You tell him, Fluffy!" Cartman exclaimed in excitement.

Cartman turns on the truck and they drive off to pick up Stan.

"All right, Fluffy, off in the back seat. Enjoy Craig's company." Kyle said as he moved and pushed Fluffy onto the rear right seat.

"Hell no, man!" Craig complained. "This seat it reserved for the Stan man himself." He clarified. "Off in the flat bed, piggy." He said as he opened the rear window, grabbed Fluffy and pushed him out the rear window and next to Token.

"Hey, hey! Come on, man. Hey, Cartman!" Token complained.

"Good boy." Kyle joked.

Token Black, now surrounded in the upper left corner of the truck bed, is creeping out as Fluffy is trying to smell him.

"Cartman, I'm telling you, man, this damn swine fucks up my new suit, man, he's road ham." Token threatened while freaking out.

"I'm sorry, Token. Just kick him off." Cartman apologized jokingly as he took a bite of his waffle.

"Hey, I'm gonna toss your pink pig ass out on the street." Token threatened Fluffy while trying to move him out of the way. "Move over!"

"I love that pig." Cartman said, with a mouth full of a waffle he's still chewing on.

"I thought you were gonna say dog, Cartman." Kyle said jokingly.

"Yeah right, Kyle, you wish." Cartman replied.

"Just like old elementary days, huh?" Kyle chuckled.

They later pulled over in front of the Marsh residence, which has a 20' W x 10' billboard with a huge image of a helmetless Stan in full uniform attempting to throw a pass with some labeling on it that says "South Park Bulls. Stan Marsh. All-Colorado Quarterback".

And there he is, folks! Stan Marsh, the star quarterback and one of the team captains of South Park High School's varsity football team. 17 years old and so tall at 6'3" and muscular in his black #4 jersey, blue jeans, blue red snapback hat, with his football gear duffel bag over his right shoulder as he came out the front door, closed it and walked toward Cartman who came out of the truck with the engine still running.

"I love you, brother." Stan said, emotionally, as he hugged Cartman, who also returned the hug. "I just had the most wonderful dream last night." He said again.

"Is it about you and Wendy again?" Cartman asked, jokingly. "I'm just kidding, dude." He jokingly said.

"Oh ha ha, very funny, man." Stan snickered. "I'm saving it for the pep rally." He said.

"Well, all right. And if you need anything, you let me know." Cartman said.

"Save it for tonight, big guy." Stan said, smiling while patting his shoulder.

"Oh I will. Come on." Cartman replies, as he and Stan went to the truck with Stan opening the door to sit in the rear right seat behind Kyle, closed it and then drove off to Kenny McCormick's house to pick him up.

4 minutes later, they pulled up in front of the McCormick residence. Kenny, who looks muscular (compared but close to Stan) for a wide receiver, in his #13 jersey comes running up to the truck, tossed his gear duffle bag into the truck bed and hops into it.

"Yeahhh, let's go!" Kenny yelled out in excitement, as Cartman turned on the radio playing "Nice Guys FinishLast" by Green Day and then truck drives off to the school.

"Good mooning, boys, good mooning!" Joked Kenny with his pants barely pulled down showing his exposed bare muscular ass with a tattoo of a bull in SPHS colors on his left cheek through the open rear window to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Craig making them crack a laugh and then he pulled his pants back up and pops his head and arms through the rear window.

"What up, boys? I've been up since the crack of dawn, and I had to ask you a question." Kenny informed, with a smile and turning his head back and forth to Stan and Craig. "What is up with Millie Larsen?" He asked.

"Wendy and Bebe's friend?" Cartman asked.

"The smoking hot strawberry blonde cheerleader?" Craig asked.

"Yes, her." Kenny answered. "She's got this look!"

"So?" Kyle asked, in a weird tone.

"She's got this innocent look. You know, the 'I am so horny, I wanna suck your dick' look!" Kenny explained.

"Come on, chillax, dude, you gotta focus." Kyle convinced.

"I can't focus, I need to get some ass! I need to hit some ass!" Kenny said, excitedly. "I'm about to fuck your pig! How about that?" He asked, jokingly. "And once again, which single cheerleader is lucky for tonight's postgame party?" He asked, sort of changing the subject.

"The sexy strawberry blonde cheerleader, like you said!" Token yelled out from outside the back.

"She's good enough for me. Give me a kiss." Kenny said happily, giving Craig a kiss on the cheek.

11:35 AM at South Park High School. Inside the gymnasium is a pep rally. Students in black, dark green and white cheering so loud, the band playing and the chearleading squad consisting of:

Wendy Testaburger (captain/head cheerleader and girlfriend/lover of Stan), Bebe Stevens (girlfriend/lover of Kyle), Red McArthur, Heidi Turner, Millie Larsen, Annie Knitts, Nichole Daniels, Jenny Simons, Esther, Lola, Nelly, and Sally Darson; doing their routine. And Coach PC, aka Peter Charles stands in front of the podium raising his hand up to silence the entire gym and the entire SPHS varsity football team standing behind him.

"Tonight, we play Longmont. Tonight, we beat Longmont!" Coach PC announced through the microphone that applause bursted out. He raised his hand to have the crowd remain silent again.

"In my 27 years of coaching at South Park High, I have brought 3 state titles." He explained, pointing at the three SHPS State Champions banners. "And 18 league titles. Count em'." He said, as the crowd applauded again. He raised his hand for silence.

"And this year, God willing with your outstanding support for this great team, I will bring number 19! Go Bulls! Go Bulls! Go Bulls!" He said, that the applause bursted out loudly, especially for the cheerleaders. The coach raised his hand for silence one last time.

"Now I present to you,... our captain and quarterback, Stan Marsh. Let's hear it!" Coach PC announced one last time, as the crowd's applause bursted out again as they heard Stan's name called out and he comes up to the podium.

The cheerleaders were cheering so loud for Stan, especially Wendy. So tall at 5'9", slim and slender with a curvy but petite waist with long straight black hair, 34C cup breasts and shapely arms and legs. She looks gorgeous, especially in that black, dark green and white open belly sleeveless SPHS Bulls cheerleader uniform. Wendy gave up volleyball after sophomore year and started doing football cheerleading since her junior year, so she can spend more time with her fellow cheerleading friends and more importantly, Stan.

"Yay, Stanny! My hero!" Wendy cheered for her boyfriend in excitement while jumping up and down and waving her black/dark green pom poms.

"I swear PC gets off on this. He's made your boyfriend a god." Bebe told Wendy.

"You're just jealous that your boyfriend is not the starting quarterback, Bebe." Red joked.

"Do you think he'll play tonight?" Millie asked.

"Nope. I don't think he'll ever will." Nelly answered.

"I agree." Heidi nodded in agreement.

"Well, I mean at least he should for once." Jenny thought.

"I seriously doubt that very much." Annie said.

"Kyle would most likely sit on the bench all season." Red said teasingly.

"At least he and Stan don't have some serious competition against each other for it, so it won't ruin their friendship, even mine and Wendy's." Bebe replied. "Right, Wendy?"

"So right, Bebe." Wendy answered. "Now shush, my Stanny is about to speak."

Stan raised his hand and the crowd goes silent.

"I was lying in bed last night," Stan began, as he started his speech, it got the entire crowd going.

The applause made Wendy turn around to look at the crowd and then looked back at Stan with a sweet smile on her face towards him and with lust in her eyes.

"Mmm, my Stanny is so cute every day at school, especially in the football uniform. You have no idea what I would like to do to him." Wendy thought, as she licked her lips.

"and I drifted off to sleep, and I had a dream that we were beating Longmont 21-8." Stan continued, in the middle of his speech the crowd applaused so loud. "But I woke up kind of sad," He said, that the applause awed and was stunned after he said that.

"but then I cheered up when I realized that it was only a dream, because I know we'll beat Longmont by way more than that." Stan said, finishing his speech that it got the crowd to applaud louder than ever, especially the cheerleaders and his girlfriend.

"WOOO! GO STAN!" Wendy cheered overexcitedly again.

Stan comes off the podium, gets a handshake and a pat on the shoulder from Coach PC.

After the rally went by, it is lunchtime. Kyle and Bebe are next to the school gymnasium outside talking. "Baby, please tell me this is all over in a few weeks." Bebe complained.

"Just five more games, sweetie. No more football, no more PC, and, if I get into Princeton, no more South Park." Kyle answered to his cheerleading bushy blonde girlfriend.

"No more games on Friday nights?" She asked her Jewish boyfriend while leaning against the wall.

"And no more cheer on Friday nights?" Kyle asked back, as he leaned towards her.

"Well they do go together..." Bebe said, blushing and then changed the subject. "Why, does my open belly cheer uniform turn you on?" She asked teasingly while looking at him.

"Maybe." Kyle responded, as he leaned in towards her face with a smirk on his. "Why, does me in a football uniform turn you on as well, even though I don't play?" He asked her again while leaning in closer to her face and she gives out a seductive smirk.

"Oh yeah." Bebe giggled, as he kissed her lips and Bebe follows back on the kiss as she wrapped her arms around his neck and he wrapped his around her lower back, gently sliding their tongues into each other's mouths as they started making out and slightly moaning through their barely-fierce French kiss.

End of chapter 1...

That's one chapter down and many more to go! :D I did change some of the quotes from the Varsity Blues movie and it'll be like that on some of the quotes in every chapter. Note that there two University of Colorados (one in Boulder, which has the football program that Stan Wendy will be attending the following year) and the other in Denver, and I didn't wanna put UC, because it could confuse you guys into thinking the C standing for California or Colorado. Credit to itshelena for helping me add some of the boy characters to the football team as I later then thought of some girl characters for the cheerleader squad. Game time up next! GO BULLS! F*K THE JACKASSRABBITS!