Author's Note: I don't own Dragon Ball Super. The show and manga was created by Toei Animation and Akira T. This is my first fan fiction story. I thought about it since 2018, yet I didn't got the chance to share it to people. Hope that you like the story. Follow if you're interested.

The Misadventures of Caulifla and Kale

Episode One: The Journey Begins

The Tournament of Power was an event that took place outside of the twelve universes. Eight universes were picked to choose ten fighters in competing for the prize of the Super Dragon Balls. All universe, except for one, were erased by the Ommi Kings. One universe (Universe Seven) won the competition and wished for all of the erased universes to be brought back. Two months had passed and everyone went back to their normal lives.

Planet Sadala, Headquarters

In universe six, two female saiyans, Caulifla and Kale, are training on their home planet. Their goal is to achieve Super Saiyan Three on their own. After Kale goes back to the headquarters to take a shower, Caulifla is busy thinking of other training techniques to use for their next routine. She continues thinking, until a sound occurs in the forest that cause her to lose concentration.

Caulifla: What was that just now? Maybe it was an animal? (Squinting her eyes at the forest) Nah! Now, back to thinking.

She goes back to her thinking when a figure comes out of nowhere and kicks her in the head. She gets up and feels her forehead from the figure's powerful kick. The figure is wearing a gray hoodie, black leather boots, and black vinyal gloves.

Caulifla: What the hell was that for? (Looking at the figure) Who are you?

Figure: …

She rushes towards the figure and punches her in the stomach. Afterwards, she runs into the forest to the headquarters. She went as fast as she could. Caulifla needs to warn Kale of the figure and fast. She gets to the building in time before the figure got to her first. Once in the headquarters, she yells out Kale's name, but doesn't hear a response. While Caulifla was outside, Kale walked to the headquarters to take a shower. She gets out of the shower, yet didn't hear what Caulifla is saying to her. The figure breaks through the headquarter's doors and attacks Caulifla with a hand chop. Caulifla managed to dodge the attack and charged her ki blast to the figure's face. The figure has no marks on her face after the blast hit. She pulls out her weapon as her offensive method on Caulifla. The two run into each other and start throwing punches, kicks and laser bullets. Meanwhile, Kale is done changing her clothes and doing her hair. She goes downstairs only to find Caulifla fighting against a mysterious figure in black. She runs to them, only to stop. Caulifla is punched in the stomach and send flying backwards to the wall. There is a dent in the wall with her in it. She falls to the ground with her body becoming lifeless. Kale goes to Caulifla's body to check if she's okay. The figure walks close to the two saiyans and prepares herself for her next attack. She quickly hand chops Kale's neck and knocks her unconscious. She drags Kale's body outside to her spaceship, opens the trunk, and put her in there. The figure goes back to the headquarters and ties Caulifla in a chair with chains around her. One hour later, the figure is back from sending Kale's unconscious body somewhere else. She walks into the building, turns on the lights, and wakes Caulifla with some icy water.

Caulifla: W-W-What happened? (looking around the room) Kale? Where are you!?

Figure: She's not here anymore. I sent her to another planet. (walking up to Caulifla) Before you say anything, I want you to answer a couple of my questions.

Caulifla: W-Why should I ask answers to you? You attacked us, tied me up in a chair, and sent Kale to some planet else where!

Figure: Because, I know where your friend is. If you don't answer my questions,(placing a laser gun to Caulifla's forehead) then I'll put a laser bullet in your solid head.

Caulifla: (she sounds serious. Maybe I should answer her questions for Kale's safety) Okay. I'll answer your questions.

Figure: Okay. First, I'll introduce myself to you. (taking off her hoodie)

The figure is seen as a dark-skinned girl with all black clothing. She has some make up on her face. She also has big, black, curly hair that wouldn't fit under the hoodie that she was wearing moment ago.

Figure: My name is Kenya. My first question for you is do you know any recent information about the Galactic Patrol two months ago?

Caulifla: No I haven't.

Kenya: Good. My second question is where were you in between the times of 5 pm and 6 pm?

Caulifla: … I was in my family's house. (I can't tell her about the tournament or else that fat ass god will kill me for sure)

Kenya: Okay. (Untying Caulifla out of the chair) Well you're free to go, but you have to do me one more favor.

Caulifla: (Grunts) What it is that you want? I'd gave you the answers!

Kenya: I want you to join me on my mission. I want to fix a wrong that happened in the last two months. I was accused of killing my father in first degree murder. I was innocent, since I didn't do anything to hurt him. My younger sister is in Space Asylum, a place where the craziest criminals and psychopaths are sent to. She's the killer, not me. I need some supplies, so that I can use them to prove my innocence. Not to mention, a powerful ability that no universe has ever seen.

Kenya holds out her hand and creates a black flame. The black flame is small, but it's extreme power flows so strong. No wonder Caulifla was having a hard time with Kenya in their fight.

Kenya: This is black aura. Only me and my younger sister have this unknown ability. I fear that my sister will use this power to destroy the universe. (turning off the black flame in her hand) So, will you help me in my mission?

Caulifla: Okay. I'll help you, but after we're done with the "mission", you take me to where Kale is. (Reaching her hand out for a handshake)

Kenya: Okay. (Reaching her hand out to shake Caulifla's hand) You have a deal. (Caulifla's and Kenya's hands shake)

Planet Jello, Unknown Location

Kale is lying on a strange green looking ground. She moves a bit, but is still alive. She wakes up on her own and stands up. Kale looks around in the area. It's blurry from her perspective, but she can see some abstract shapes in the background.

Kale: W-What happened? Last time I was awake, I was looking at Caulifla. She was knocked out cold. Everything else went dark. (Looking around the area) W-Where am I? (Looking up) Maybe I have more sight when I'm in the air. (Starts flying up)

She begins to fly slowly off the ground and takes better sight of the area. She's surprised of the landscape that she is on. The first thing that she sess is a giant mirror reflecting on her tiny body. She later sees huge perfume bottles, hair products, and other weird objects on a giant dresser. Kale looks down to see a giant bed with a green bed covering on top. The same one that she is one just now. She turns her head to another dresser with big picture frames. The frames have two figures that are unidentified from Kale's point of view. She soon caught her sights on a giant chocolate cake slice. The cake is massive with lots of chocolate frosting. Kale's stomach starts to growl from the look of the cake. She's having second thoughts of what to do for food, but she has to follow her growling stomach. She flies towards the cake, making a landing on the dresser. She's about to take a bite of the cake, when an earthquake occurred. The earthquake then starts to make giant footsteps. Kale notices the earthquake-like footsteps and quickly runs to the near big picture frame. The door opens, revealing a huge, pink, round creature. It's wearing a white t-shirt, purple pants, and a living antenna on her head. It walks to the bed, where Kale was. The creature sits down and grabs the chocolate cake with it's hands. The creature is eating the cake like it's an animal. After eating the cake, the creature takes a remote, pressed a button, and the dresser is doing something odd. It creates a hole and the smell of vanilla spread out of the hole. The dresser pulls out a giant vanilla cake with vanilla frosting. The creature lays on it's back and falls asleep after the vanilla cake comes out. Kale comes out of her hiding place. She's thinking of how the creature would live in a place that's looks normal. She later walks to the cake and takes a few bites. The giant, round, pink creature is still asleep, but it's hand moves to the vanilla cake. The creature's hand is on the cake, not noticing that Kale is right next to he cake. Kale tries to get herself out of the cake, but to no avail. The creature lifts the cake over it's mouth as it opens. The cake is getting closer to the creature's mouth. Kale closes her eyes, knowing that she's going to be eaten alive. Things seem to be over, until…

?: Phatcilia!

Phatcilia: Huh!

?: I said drop the cake! You're sleep-eating again! (Points at the cake)

Phatcilia: (Puts the cake back on the dresser) S-Sorry. (Makes a sad expression)

?: What did I told you about eating while sleeping?

Phatcilia: It's bad for your sleep and health. I-I'm sorry.

?: You have to learn not to eat while sleeping, because your disorder is... Hmm?

The tall, skinny, blue creature with dark blue pants and white t-shirt sees Kale's tiny body on the vanilla cake. It has the same living antenna as Phatcilia has on her head. It grabs the tweezers and carefully picks up her. Kale is squirming around, while the giant, blue creature is grabbing her by the tweezers. It gets to the dresser and takes a green bottle. The blue creature pours the bottle in a pastry dish, showing a yellow-green substance. It moves Kale to the substance and dunks her in. The giant creature waits for one minute before pulling Kale out of the substance and placing her on a bed with blue bed covering. It let go of Kale, so that the substance can start working. Nothing happened for the last two minutes. Kale isn't feeling anything, until she begins to glow a yellow-green color around her body. In mere seconds, she starts to grow bigger and bigger, before stopping at a certain height, After that is done, Kale looks at the normal sized blue creature and the very large pink creature.

Kale: W-What was that? (Looking at Jacqui) W-Who are you?

Jacqui: Oh. I'm sorry. My name is Jacqueline, but you can call me Jacqui for short. The round, pink girl behind me is named Phatcilia. She's my younger sister.

Phatcilia: Hi. Sorry for almost eating you.

Kale: Oh. No need to apologize. I just need to know where I am.

Jacqui: You're in our home on Planet Jello.

Kale: P-P-Planet J-Jello?

Jacqui: Never heard of the planet? That's okay. Almost everyone doesn't know of this planet at all.

Kale: Do you know where Caulifla is? She's my friend.

Jacqui:(Thinking) I don't know anyone with that name anywhere.

Phatcilia: No. I never heard of that name either. (Burps really loud)

Jacqui: Phatcilia!

Phatcilia: Sorry... Excuse me!

Kale: You don't know. Well... Last time I remembered, Caulifla was fighting this mysterious figure and... I was... Wait. (Remembers what happened before being unconscious) Caulifla!

Jacqui: What's wrong? Did something happen?

Kale: (Gets onto her knees) I-I didn't know that the figure was in the room. I was more focused on Caulifla's saftey! (Covers her face) Why did I fight him or her first and then check on Caulifla!

Jacqui: It's fine. It was a mistake in the past. You'll learn from that in the future.

Kale (Crying): I-I can't believe that I was so careless to notice the figure that was fighting Caulifla. I-I'm a failure.

Phatcilia: It's going to be okay. You can still live with us for a while.

Kale (Crying): I don't want to live with you! I want my Caulifla back with me. (Reaching her hand out) Now stay away from me.

Jacqui: It's okay. We can help you. (Placing her hand on Kale's back) Just calm down.

Kale (Crying): Stay. Away. From. MEEE!

Kale released a energy wave that blew away Jacqui, but not Phatcilia. All she got was stomach ripples from the waves.

Phatcilia: You don't need to yell at us. (Reaching her arms out for a hug) You just need a big hug. (Gets slapped by Kale)

Kale: Stay away from me! I don't need your help!

Phatcilia (Crying): W-Why would you so that? What did I ever do to you!? (whimpering)

Jacqui: Calm down, Phatcilia. (Placing her hands out) It just a hand slap.

Phatcilia: WAHHHHH! (Running to the bathroom)

Kale:(Regains focus) What?! (Looking at the bathroom) What's wrong with her? Did I do something wrong?

Jacqui: Phatcilia is one of the few blobians to have Expandism. It's a type of disorder that causes their body parts to be larger than average blobians. She's the rare occurrence of Expandism in body fat. The disorder does leave some sensitive mental problems, such as insults being able to emotionally hurt her.

Kale: Oh… I didn't mean to hurt her feelings. I was sad that I was far away from my friend.

Jacqui: Well, I guess that you should say you're sorry to her before she floods the bathroom with her tears.

Kale goes to the bathroom door and opens it. As she gets into the bathroom, she sees Phatcilia crying in the bath tub. She's surprised of how big Phatcilia is to her. She gets close to her and begins to say her apology.

Kale: Phatcilia?

Phatcilia:…

Kale: I'm sorry that I slapped our hand. I was worked up about being away from my friend. I know that you were just helping me calm down. You don't need to worry about me. You should worry about yourself.

Phatcilia: (sniffling) ... I think that you're right. (Hugs Kale tightly) Thank you.

Kale: You're welcome. (Trying to breath, but can't) C-Can you let go of me?!

Phatcilia: (Letting go of Kale) Sorry! I'm just happy that I have a friend!

Jacqui: (walks into the bathroom, seeing the two) It seems that you two are comfortable now. Aren't you?

Kale: We're okay.

Phatcilia: We're okay, Jacqui

Jacqui: I was thinking... I'll make a machine that can help you look for your friend. For now, you can stay with us until the machine is done. Okay?

Kale: That sounds good to me.

Jacqui: Oh. I almost forgot about your name. What' your name?

Kale: My name is Kale.

After getting out of the bathroom, eating dinner, and changing clothes, Kale goes to bed on Phatcilia's stomach, since her belly is large enough to be a bed of it's own. She looks up into the ceiling and thinks about Caulilfa.

Kale (Whispering): Don't worry Caulifla. I'll be fine. I'll come back to you as soon as possible

The End

That was Episode One: "The Journey Begins" If you like this episode, then follow this story. Episode Two: "A Weird Start" is come up soon.

Just to know more of the characters: Phatcilia's name is a mixture of "Phat"=Fat and Cilla= Hair like strands on bacteria; Jacqueline is a random name that I thought about; Kenya was also a random name that I thought about. I'll be making up planets as I go, so understand that for the rest of the story.