Caution: A parody. It's just something random I figured I may as well do.
Making a cursed story. (A cursed story!)
It is a simple task that involves making it the worst it can be. (Worst it can be!)
But always (Always!) can you entice others with misleading names.
1. Tale of the Horny Lilligant
Imagine the elegance (Elegance!) being wasted on such a beautiful Pokemon! (A beautiful Pokemon?!)
2. How to mate with a human (Pokemon Edition!)
How you can sire powerful hybrids with a human in any pleasing way! (Pleasing way?!)
3. I am Dommy Mommy
Dommy Mommy (Dommy Mommy?) Is this thing blessed or not? (NOT!)
4. Pokemon! Screw You, Mewtwo! (And how to jack off to Legendary Pokemon)
(This is disgusting!) Yes! It's one of a kind.)
5. Mom?! The Whimsicott outside is touching me AGAIN!
6. The Homewrecking Snicy
(Who the F4(K is Snicy?!)
7. 10 Uses of Dittos (And 10 for Barboaches)
What can we use for Dittos? (And what about Barboaches?)
8. Gardevior and the Basement of Children
Where is the Swat Team when you need them? (When you need them.)
9. Emolga stalks a pillar man
(Have you been watching JoJo again?)
10. The Masochistic Piplup
Someone did my child wrong tonight!
11. Darkrai tastes meth
(Meth)
12. Muk backward is...
Koom
13. Tale of the Horny Lilligant II: Lucario in Horny Jail
14. A Guide to Bestiality and Staying out of a Government Watch List
The FBI will be here to detain me after they fight the CIA over my custody rights
15. My name is Koom
Koom is my Doom. Boom.
The Blursed of the Cursed, (Cursed of the Blursed)
The Crust of the Dust, (Dust of the Crust)
and the worst of the worst. (Amen)
Please recite with two people