Hey guys! This is a project I announced in Deviantart and Pokémon Misadventures: Watts and Ash that incorporates what was the effect Mega Man and Bomberman had on the universe after they defeated Bagura in Mega Man: DeafMatch Season 2.
I don't own Pokémon, Mega Man, Bomberman, Sonic the Hedgehog, or any other series that gets involved in the story. I'm just a college student trying to have fun writing an alternate source of entertainment for people. Man, I've been evolving my writing skill by doing this for three years already and I can't help but do more!
"I have to do this for everyone... I'm fighting for everyone I care about. What is your reason for everything YOU have done?!"
"You don't deserve power with that mindset nor should you even try messing with powerful forces! You even revived the dead and brainwashed them!
"To think that the same person who created the Hige Hige Bandits, Garaden Empire, Buggler Army, Five Dastardly Bombers, Four Bomber Kings, the Super Combined Bombermen, You did all of this for power?!"
"Why did you guys do this in the first place?"
A purple portal revealed itself, spitting out letters to form a sentence:
SIMPLY STUPID 3RD ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL:
SIMPLY STUPID: ALL AROUND THE UNIVERSE, FART JUAN
Turning orange, the wormhole disappeared without a trace...
Dimension SS12.7x (SS:PM: WA)
Arceus looked at Ash's soulless body with a sorry look. He should have known this was going to happen. Palkia, Dialga, Celebi, and Jirachi were there, with Jirachi keeping a wormhole open.
There was a foreign substance that broke into this dimension. It was invisible to the naked eye and only the after-effects could be seen. Ash was the only one in this specific dimension who was affected at the moment. To see if there is a cure or even a date when his body will recuperate, they were looking at Dimension SS1.C, the origin of the substance.
Celebi had an orb triple her size next to Ash's cot, looking at different moments in time to see where it came from. One thing for sure, there is not a single Aura Guardian to be seen. So many barbaric things were committed that it was impossible to consider them real. Wars on ideals, ending the hopes and dreams of many- actually, that part also happens in this one, but there were so many notable figures that it was hard to count.
Celebi's orb projecting Dimension SS1.C (Circa 2013)
A small wormhole to another dimension opened up, with its viewer perturbed at the sight.
When Celebi saw one that was reeling closer to when the substance was created, the tiny Legendary was surprised when a white, blue and red figure with a cubical head began pulling out a spherical explosive, swinging it like a mace before wrapping it around the propeller of a deceptively cute flying robot and brutally strangling it. Little did she know that was Shirobom, one of the strongest Bombermen in the Bomber Nebula's history.
Shiro noticed that the symbol on the robot has the same design as the piece of metal he extracted from Cheeryyuki, his new apprentice and doppelganger in the Jetter-Guard.
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The harpoon was bloody and even revealed an impaled corpse behind a vehicle. Screams were heard once more, this time close enough to hear the weapons dragging civilians into the vehicles and driving off to somewhere. Shiro began hyperventilating. These robots were kidnapping and killing innocent people...
"You will never be able to kill anymore Jetters while I am still alive! I WON'T LET YOU KILL ANYONE EVER AGAIN! BOMB LYNCH!" the Explosive Bomberman roared as he violently ripped the fuse off the bomb, using its friction to detonate the explosive point-blank...
A fire was lit and the robot's body was violently blown to bits. The screams of the robot made it hard for Celebi to focus to the point where it hurt. She had to break the connection before the loud noise could harm her psyche even more than she could handle.
Back to Dimension SS12.7x
"*gasp!* (That was intense)..." Celebi muttered to herself. Whoever that was must have had something to do with the substance. Directly or indirectly. "(I have a feeling that the last vision has something to do with whatever is hurting Ash)."
Arceus looked at the orb in concern. That dimension is chaotic indeed. They need as much information as possible so Ash can get back on his feet. The fastest they can go is possibly a month, like what Arceus told Ash back in Dimension SS12. AH.
Celebi forwarded time to see what the present had to offer when it came to clues. When one clue came up, she had to enter so she can scout this 'dimension'.
"... (Gramby)? (I think I need to go into there to fully understand what we're dealing with)..."
Arceus softly nodded. "(Take your time)." the creator then added in something he said to Ash with a hint of mirth. "(If you finish this before a month or two in this dimension's time, I might give you a body that can seduce the Chosen One)."
Celebi slightly blushed at the thought and waved them away. "(Uh)... (I'm gonna go now)."
Why is this dimension's Ash Ketchum such a chick magnet for both Humans and Pokémon of the opposite gender?
MM:DM S1 and 2 Quarantine Ch3...
"Hnn..." a lone female Robot Master was strapped to the couch, disoriented from the boofing she got. She opened her eyes suddenly and looked around. "Huh?! What happened?"
Tornado Man didn't respond as he clogged up an oil leakage coming out of his nose and looked away. This isn't holy at all.
"Splash? Vivace? What happened?" none of the other DLNS listened as they did their own thing.
"God, forgive me." Guts Man murmured with his eyes closed. He wore a suit and tie, praying as though he was going to die. The girl looked at Guts, still ignored.
This is Honey Woman, also known as Hornet Man when she tried disguising herself to try being noticed for once. She was placed into this situation because of the random wormholes that have been appearing out of nowhere.
Anyways, the girl was in her black and yellow bra, and leg and arm casings were not included. She looked at Hypno Woman, who was at the other side of the room in a Zoom call. "Mari? Where are my clothes?"
"-not gonna prescribe an antidepressant for you, Kyle. All it'll do is mess up your dopamine sensors... I know you messed up the moment you said the N-word during the live stream. Just stay calm, okay? Stay true to yourself, just keep focusing on your essay, and I know you can get the forgiveness of the African-American community. Congratulations on completing your sensitivity training! Remember: Avoid, Alter, Adapt, and Accept. Thank you for calling!" Mari pinched the bridge of her nose after she ended her call. She gave a sour glare at Honey. "..."
"Who was that?"
"...A racecar driver who got suspended from all motorsports until he completes his sensitivity training, which you nearly ruined! This is why I hate doing Zoom calls!"
"W- well, I want to know why I'm almost naked."
"You got somehow got boofed by that drug Cut was put on rehab from. Last time Auto checked, ROBOT MASTER CHASSIS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ARSEHOLES! You even built a 'Fap chamber' in sixty-nine point sixty-nine to the sixty-ninth seconds! What the hell?! Not even Cut could do that! Your clothes are in your room."
"Can you get me out?"
Mari laughed. "Hahaha! *sighs* No. We're not taking any chances of you getting a rectal insertion again. A wormhole sucked up Rock, Roll, and Cut, so we don't know where they ar-"
Just as she said that Cut Man flew out of a wormhole that appeared, with chunks of the wood following as well. Also, some crusty and rusted sea-drenched locomotive tenders fell on Guts.
"F4(K!" the heavy lifter groaned out.
Rock and Roll climbed out of the tenders, also drenched with seawater. They had green swirls surrounding them. They jerked and shuddered for eight seconds until the swirls disappeared.
"*cough!* I think we were yeeted into Minecraft!" Rock coughed. Roll nodded.
The three looked at the ceiling and the surrounding area with dazed expressions.
Rock Light/Mega Man, Super Fighting Robot
"*sigh* Things have been nuts for the past two years!" Cut Man groaned. "I think we f4(ked up the universe with what we did to Wily and Bagura."
Cut Light/Cut Man, Spanish-dicked Lumberjack
It was no joke that the two names mentioned caused a massive problem. Celebi floated near a KOed Guts Man and sat on his head, listening to the conversation.
"What did you find in there, Cut?"
"Guns, drinks, and drugs. I nearly drank Skooma if it wasn't for the portal."
Rock chuckled. Cut Man hasn't taken Skooma in years and that's a good sign. "Good to know."
Celebi gave a little chuckle that a sentient robot would take drugs.
"Bibibibibi!" That woke up Guts Man.
"*Groans...* My head..." Celebi stopped and looked down, with Guts Man looking at her now.
Guts Light/Guts Man, Sold porn to children
Rock looked at Guts Man and grinned. "Hey, Guts. Why do you have a booger on your head-" Celebi looked at him and waved. Realizing what she almost looks like, he gave a loud shout that rocked the Light Mansion. "OH MY GOD, IT'S A F4(KING ONION!"
Celebi looked at Rock in confusion. She rubbed the sides of her head for the texture, wondering why a robot of all things would call her an onion.
Guts Man continued staring at the legendary Pokémon with his eyes wide open. He then began muttering to himself.
"It kinda looks like an onion sprout with mascara and wings."
The Robot Masters kept an eye on Celebi before continuing off on their conversation before the Pokémon's intrusion.
"Anyways... What did you guys think about the past two years so far?" Cut Man asked.
"It was both good and bad!" Bomb Man called out as he walked in from upstairs. "Wily's terrible deathmatch game for you guys. Meeting and hanging around with the Bombermen. Saving Dad, Ice, Guts, and Shiro. Getting raided by ICE. Cut sleeping in bed with Momo. Going to Planet Bomber-"
"Bagura." Rock cut off Bomb for a second, thinking about the old man executed by Bomberman.
Celebi looked at them, wondering who this... 'Bagura' is.
Tornado Man looked at the clock a gave a smile. It's almost time for his favorite sport, known at times to be one of the most Redneck things in the history of the United States of America. Hell, he even spray-painted a Mountain Dew can on his forehead.
A few hours later...
"C'MON KYLE! C'MON, MAN! ELLIOTT FAILED ME AND HARVICK'S BEHIND YOU! CONQUER BRISTOL! SWING LIKE THE CENTRIPETAL FORCE OF MY BALLS! SWING! SWING! SWING!"
"DON'T LISTEN TO MAH BROTHA! HARVICK! GIT YER BUM OUT OF SECOND AND CATCH UP!"
"ROWDY!"
"HAPPY!"
The two screamers who were sounding like creamers are Tornado Man and Fire Man. All they were doing was watching a race live. While that was going on, Rock was muttering to himself.
"... I kinda hope someone else wins this time."
Celebi sat next to him on a foam paperweight shaped like a donut. The language barrier between the two was excruciatingly awkward.
"Bi..."
Looking at what looked in his eyes to be an onion fairy with wings, the Super-Fighting Robot shrugged a little before continuing his conversation with Bomb Man.
"Bomb?"
"Yeah?"
"Remember when we had to save Dad, Guts, Ice, and Shiro from Wily?" Celebi perked up on that and listened intently.
"Yeah... And then the whole 'Oh no! Wily brought different Shiro counterparts and tried to have them kill each other' only for them to team up with us in taking down whatever tried sucking us through to the next dimension? Yee."
"Ce le bi bi be (What is this about)?" Celebi asked.
Bomb Man looked at Rock with a bit of an idea of what Celebi said. "... I think the onion asked what we were talking about."
"Bi!"
"Oh. Okay uh..."
"Celebi."
Seeing Celebi say her name, Rock continued. "Celebi? There's this old guy who has a grudge against our dad. We got into a fight with his robots, a bunch of techno-organic aliens crash-lands in the middle of the fight, then the leader of them got kidnapped along with some of our family. Add in some other heroes, the alien leader's former enemies, folk from some other dimensions, and a Malaysian guy, that was how we saved them. Got it?"
"Bi! Le lebe be cele bili? (What about the life-force sucking)?"
The two looked at each other, having a gut feeling that Celebi wanted to know more.
'Dang... The onion wants more./Oh boy... This will be a long talk."
Before they could continue, Fire Man roared.
"HOT DIGGITY DOG! HAPPY HAS WON!"
Tornado Man was not pleased. "NOOOOO! F4(K you Kevin! How the hell were you even the Intimidator's replacement!? F4(K! I HOPE THE NINE SLOWS YOU DOWN SO A HENDRICK DRIVER CAN WIN YOU CALI F4(K! NINE WINS MY 4$$!"
Everyone looked at him as though his saltiness was the epitome of a stereotypical iFunny, Twitter, Tumbler, and 4chan user.
"Sheesh, Toto. It's just short-track racing. At this rate, you're gonna jinx the poor guy." Bomb murmured as he and Rock went back to talking with Celebi.
"Anyways, what are you?" Rock asked politely.
"E becebe (a Pokémon)."
"... A what?"
Celebi flew over to the nearby coffee table in front of the TV and picked up a marker. Returning to him, the legendary Pokémon drew on the walls as neat as she could. When she finished, the wall read 'I AM a PoKÉmON'. Rock looked at Celebi and nodded. He and his family are meeting a new species. Again.
"*sighs and facepalms...* Goddammit. I thought we were over with the whole situation earlier this year and the last. I'll try to help you with this, but we're gonna need to bring some paper and pencils with us. Got it?"
Celebi smiled and nodded. "Bi!"
"Okay! Let me ask some folks who want to come with us before we travel." Turning to Bomb, he got a nod of approval that he was going to come as well. Looking at Cut Man, who was eating some mushrooms with Ice Man. "Hey, Cut! Ice! Do you guys wanna come with Bomb and me? We're gonna visit a few places for a few days!
"Like where?"
"Reno and Planet Bomber. The onion wants to know more about the 'Deathmatch' and when we first met the Bomber Nebulan Imperial Family."
"Yeah!/Yee!"
Ice Light/Ice Man, Bi-polar Es-screamo
They had a good time after fighting Wily and Bagura, they may as well do it again but experience the world around them once more. Screw COVID-19.
Bomb asked Guts if he wants to come and got a yes for an answer. Same with a few others.
Bomb Light/Bomb Man, Doesn't have much to do
He then went and did a no-no by talking to someone Rock didn't want to get involved with.
"Aight! I'm back." Bomb began suddenly as he got back from persuading a few bots to come.
Fire Man, Is happy that a driver he likes won a NASCAR Race
"That's great! Who are we bringing?" Rock asked as Fire Man, Crete, Toto, Gem, Honey, and Galaxy arrived to join in.
Crete Light/Concrete Man, Has a thing for scalies for some reason
Toto Light/Tornado Man, Is still salty about Fire Man's favorite driver winning
Gem Light/Jewel Man, Is juggling quartz again
Honey Light/Hornet Man/Honey Woman, Has a honey addiction that puts Winnie the Pooh to shame
Galaxy Light/Galaxy Man, SPACE! SPACE! SPACE!
Bomb used a thumb to point at the seven. "All our siblings involved with the whole Bagura incident."
Seven.
Bomb pointed at six. How can there be a seventh?
"Everyone involved?"
"... Yes."
Rock contemplated who were there when they were dragged into Planet Bomber's Imperial Fiasco.
'Cut, Guts, Ice, Bomb, Fire, Crete, Toto, Gem, Honey, Galaxy... Wood Man, Crash Man, Air Man, Heat Man, Bubble Man, and Tempo were with us and I still owe Tempo a date after what happened last time. Am I forgetting someone?' the robot thought to himself. His eyes then widened when he realized who was the last one.
Da Horni loli. Da Feesh. Her.
Rock turned to Bomb and facepalmed. "Motherf4(ker! I forgot about Splash!"
Splash Light/Splash Woman, God forgive me for making Splash Woman the thirstiest child-bot in this dimension
Said Robot Master rose from the couch disappointed that she can't latch onto Rock but chose to look at him with the most masturbatory face she could make as possible.
It's interesting how unique everyone in the family is. Yet again, if everyone is unique, then no one is unique. So they all consider each other normal despite their lazy, casual, or even downright degenerate behavior.
Guts Man then shouted across the halls. "HEY POPS! WE'RE GONNA BE AWAY DOING SOMETHING FOR A FEW DAYS!"
Rock sighed mentally as he got up. Time to get to work. "Well, Celebi? We're off to Reno. Again."
"Ebi (Okay)!"
Everyone around Rock and Celebi began disappearing in beams of light. Blues, yellows, reds, oranges, whites, pinks, and greens. It was as beautiful as it was blinding enough to send you to the optometrist for laser surgery. Beautiful.
When Rock began to glow and turn into a beam of cobalt, and cyan light, his clothes morphed into a cyan jumpsuit with blue arm and leg guards. Celebi looked at him as time slowed down, seeing an open-faced helmet with what looked like an exclamation point form on the surface.
Rock looked at Celebi and grabbed her by the left leg, ensuring that she will make it to Reno as well...
At Reno, Nevada...
The eleven arcs of light came crashing down in front of the Harrah's casino, a few miles off from where most of them met Taizo "Dig Dug" Hori and Masuyo "Kissy" Tobi Hori on the very mission launched to save Dr. Light, Guts, Ice, and Bomberman.
Cut Man was the first to land, stretching his back and flipping the small switch between his legs to see whether or not he can still talk in English and Spanish.
"One. *click!* Dos (Two). *click!* Three. *click!* Cuatro (Four). *click!*" he was in public and was already causing a scene with him looking like he's playing with his dick. Cut looked around and saw some people stare at him awkwardly. With a scowl, the orange Robot Master waved them off. "I'm just making sure I'm fine! Don't worry about me!"
More beams of light came down, revealing everyone else.
Celebi opened her eyes wondering where they are at the moment.
Rock released Celebi from his snug grip and took his helmet off. He then brought his left arm up to his face and summoned a metal face mask. *Equips Item 19/Face Mask...*
Everyone but Cut had their face masks on. Meanwhile, Guts Man and Concrete Man wore sealed fishbowl helmets. Cut looked at them and remembered to equip his mask. Man, he hates this century's quarantine. So restrictive.
Looking at everyone in the group, Rock led them up the route they took last time, up and down the Carson Range to where the prison was.
Was.
Everyone but Celebi looked at what used to be the prison in melancholy. All that remained was a hole full of rubble. The battle, the rescue, the wormholes...
Celebi flew to the hole and looked at it in wonder. Shattered skull graffiti was everywhere including the parts of destroyed robots. This was must be where the wormholes came from.
Guts Man joined in and stared at the hole. He gave a soft smile as he picked up the remains of a Sniper Joe's shield. To think that a failed deathmatch caused all of this for him and his family. Kidnapped by Wily and getting lost in what used to be a prison was not what he wanted to do for a few months. Guts looked at the shield and- *CRUNCH!* crushed it like a can of coke.
Celebi searched through the rubble and pulled out the barrel of a busted railgun. Observing the unusable piece of equipment, she could see splotches of oxidized copper.
Rock caught up with the two and looked at the barrel. It looked familiar, especially after what happened in 2019...
Carson Range, Nevada (June 25, 2019) [Mega Man: DeafMatch Season 2]
Dr. Albert Wily used the rail guns mounted on his Wily Capsule to try piercing his newfound enemies...
His defeat by the hands of Mega Man and Bomberman...
An orange vortex returning Bombermen from different dimensions...
A weapon meant to delete viruses stranded and displaced...
Allies, old and new, trying to stop the wounds of another like them from bleeding...
Akanami was bleeding after being shot on her left leg, shattering everything natural to a Bomber Nebulan. Endoskeleton, flesh, nerve wiring, and metal exoskeleton- all pierced by a tungsten bolt. Heavily breathing, Aka was barely awake after losing blood from the wound. The marble on her abdomen has not regenerated, disabling her ability to fire explosive marbles.
Tending to her wounds was Bazooka "Bo" Orange, a field medic and Grid City Custom Battler (CuBa) agent renowned in his home planet of Planet Scrapheap for his vital participation in stopping the rebellion started during its Xeal Crisis.
Multiple bystanders watched and guarded the two knowing that they do not know how to handle this situation. This was a Bomber Nebulan they are dealing with, not a human.
Sprinting up to them was Shirobom, who reached just in time to preserve her body by pulling out a holographic heart and crushing it. Sprinkling it onto her wounds, the Bomberman helped Bo carefully remove the tungsten bolt from Aka's leg. Observing the bolt, Shiro angrily threw it at the remains of the Wily Capsule's outer shell, snapping the railgun that shot Aka.
"Glad you're here, Shiro," Bo commented as he opened his trauma kit for an elastic bandage soaked in water. Pulling out a packet of pure sodium, he applied the whole pack onto the bandage to heat it up. "Remove Aka's lower exoskeleton and wrap this around her hips."
Shiro nodded softly as he did as he was told. It felt awkward at first, but he gradually forgot about the emotion as he began pressing the wound. "Just like old times." the white Bomberman muttered to himself.
Rock came in looking around, after watching everything unfold. Observing the operation, he looked in concern as the situation unfolded. Everyone who wasn't preoccupied was concerned.
These 'Bombermen' have nowhere to go at the time being. Their ships are damaged and will need to be repaired, which might take months.
Kirby and the Riders do not have enough space to hold the other Bombermen.
Same with Taizo and Masuyo.
The only option would be to have everyone stay at the Light Mansion. It's big enough and can store the ships during their restoration...
Back to the present...
Rock sighed. He and the DLNs haven't visited Shiro and Aka yet. After their coronations as the Emperor and Empress Consort of the Bomber Nebulan Empire, they promised to visit once they get the chance, only to have their plans be dashed and forgotten until the wormhole incident earlier. He looked at the sky above with a look of melancholy.
"...Celebi?"
The legendary Pokémon turned to Rock in confusion. "Bi?"
"This was where the wormholes came from. That barrel you found? It's covered in blood. One of our friends nearly bled to death because of it... *sigh* We need to visit Planet Bomber. We can show you the palace we fought in."
"Bi..."
WaSho Palace, Planet Bomber, Bomber Nebula...
Shirobom and Akanami walked through the halls of their palace, gifted to them by the previous rulers of the empire and Shiro's parents, Goldbom and Mushibom. With none of their servants around nor any messengers sent to them for diplomatic purposes, they opted to visit the palace garden and rest there before they write their greeting letters to the many races the Bomber Nebulan Empire is allied to.
They touched a few flowers, stared at the sky, kissed under a tree, and what not.
What concerned them however, wasn't the hefty schedule that consumed their time and prevents them from having their honeymoon.
What concerned them was wondering how their friends back on earth were.
Until they can see Rock and the DLNs once again to do what they planned to do together, Emperor Shirobom and Empress Consort Akanabom worked with the servants in their empire in making sure they prospered.
Fart Juan end...
References:
1. Bomberman revealing his identity to inhabited planets within a radius of 7 billion lightyears in Arc 2 of Mega Man: DeafMatch Season 2
2. Celebi trying to figure out what the life-draining substance is from Simply Stupid: Pokémon Misadventures: Watts and Ash
3. Celebi meeting the DLNs right after she went through a wormhole summoned by Jirachi
4. Weird Robots: Tornado Man is a NASCAR Fanboy, Splash Woman's a thirsty 9-year old (I made this as a joke 3 years ago and I regret it to this day), Concrete Man: Likes Scalies, Magma Man heats up bongs and the Light Mansion's swimming pool, Jewel Man gets blamed for no reason, Hornet Man is Honey Woman, and Galaxy Man is basically the Portal 2 Space Core.
5.a NASCAR
5.b From suspended for a racial slur to Champ who redeemed himself, Kyle Larson had one of the greatest seasons ever in the NASCAR Cup Series with 10 wins and over 2,500 laps led.
5.c Kevin Harvick winning the September 16, 2020 Bristol Night Race, and then getting screwed the f4(k over by a pissed off Chase Elliott, letting Larson nab his 6th win of the season. Shame that got overshadowed by the Elliott v Harvick argument.
[That got overshadowed by the "LGB" chant, which came from the Xfinity series of all things after the driver of the struggling #68 Chevy Camaro driver, Brandon Brown, got his first win after beating another Brandon, who drove the #18 Toyota Supra. That was a letdown honestly. ]
6. How the Bombermen and their ships even got to San Diego after MM: DM S2's 1st Arc
That's all for now, folks! I'm honestly gonna continue this once I finish some more chapters of Watts and Ash.
Just wait for All Around the Universe, Fart Chew