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Hmhmhm said, Titan.
Your destiny is set, said Titan.
Soon, my Archfiend deck will finish off all your monsters, and my Millennium Item will finish off your soul said Titan,
This match isn't over yet said Jaden.
I've still got a few cards up my sleeve said Jaden,
Like this one Mirage of Nightmare said Jaden,
And I'll throw down a coupla facedowns while I'm at it said Jaden.
Don't waste my time, said Titan.
Your lifepoints won't last long enough for you to use any more of your cards said, Titan.
Alexis's soul will soon be gone, and so will yours said Titan.
It's my turn said, Titan.
Turn 5- Titan
Hold on said Jaden
I think you're forgettin' somethin? Asks Jaden.
Mirage lets me draw 'til I have four cards in my hand said Jaden.
So go ahead, then said, Titan.
You could have four million and it still wouldn't defend you against the crushing power of my monster said, Titan.
Allow my Terrorking Archfiend to give you an example said, Titan.
Attack, Locust Storm Barrage said, Titan.
Talk about butterflies in your stomach said Jaden.
Good thing I played a trap card Mirror Force said Jaden.
Uuugghh. How dare you said, Titan.
How? Said Jaden.
Cause I'm, daring, I guess said Jaden.
Well, let's see how daring you are after this said, Titan.
I'm using Desrook Archfiend's special effect; it allows me to resurrect Terrorking Archfiend by sending this card to the graveyard.
Desrook Archfiend atk/1100
Say hello to a not-so-old friend said, Titan.
Terrorking Archfiend atk/2000
Him again? Said Jaden.
And now I activate the effect of the field spell card Pandemonium said, Titan.
Its powerful magic allows me to draw a new Archfiend, if one of my Archfiend monsters is ever sent to the graveyard said, Titan.
Of course, this new Archfiend can't be as powerful said, Titan.
But then, my Terrorking Archfiend is packing more than enough power as it is said, Titan.
Now, let's try this again- Locust Storm Barrage said, Titan.
Will this storm ever let up? Asks Chumley.
Go, Emergency Provisions said Jaden.
This spell card allows me to sacrifice another spell or trap card, and get back a thousand lifepoints said Jaden.
Jaden Lp: 2000+1000=3000
Jaden LP: 3000-2000=1000
You still stand? Asks Titan.
As long as I got two good legs said Jaden.
But your legs are not good, and with this latest strike on your lifepoints, neither are your arms said, Titan.
Aw, man said Syrus.
Jaden's fading really fast said Syrus.
Talk about hangin' on by a limb thought Jaden.
Better make this turn count said Jaden.
Turn 6- Jaden
She draws.
Alright, I use the spell card The Warrior Returning Alive said Jaden.
Which brings back Elemental Hero Avian said Jaden.
Now, fuse with Burstinatrix, and create the Elemental Hero Flame Wingman said Jaden.
Elemental Hero Flame Wingman atk/2100
Now Whaddaya say we turn up the heat in here, Wingman said Jaden.
Attack with Infernal Rage said Jaden.
Oh by the way, did I mention his superpower? Asks Jaden.
Your beasties won't be the only ones hurting', you will too said Jaden.
You take damage equal to your destroyed monster's attack points said Jaden.
Titan LP: 4000-100=3900
Titan LP: 3900-2100=1900
It matters not, because I have yet another Desrook Archfiend said, Titan.
I simply discard him to bring back my Terrorking, there's no escaping him said, Titan.
Rise again, Terrorking said Titan.
Terrorking Archfiend atk/2000
This guy's really overstaying his welcome said Jaden.
I gotta find a way to get rid of him somehow said Jaden.
But first, I gotta protect myself, with Dark Catapulter said Jaden.
Dark Catapulter atk/1500
Now come on and do your worst said Jaden.
You want my worst? Asks Titan
You should be careful what you wish for because you just might get it said, Titan.
Especially when this card is in the mix said, Titan.
I sacrifice my Terrorking Archfiend, and call forth the Skull Archfiend of Lightning said, Titan.
Skull Archfiend of Lightning atk/2500
You wanted my worst, well now you have it said, Titan.
Every last supercharged volt said, Titan.
Skull Archfiend vaporizes Flame Wingman.
Jaden lp: 1000-400=600
I gotta hang on for Alexis thought Jaden.
Look into my Millennium Item and feel yourself drifting even further into the shadows said, Titan.
You are defeated said, Titan.
Your lifepoints are all but gone said, Titan.
Soon, you will be nothing but a hollow, soulless shell said, Titan.
Feel yourself drifting... drifting... drifting said, Titan.
I can't see anymore thought Jaden.
What's happening to me? Thought Jaden.
That... you, Winged Kuriboh? What is it, pal? You- tryin' to tell me somethin'? Whoa, stay steady, wouldja? With that bright light, you're gonna *hypnotize* me quicker than ya help me! Huh...? said Jaden.
Wait that's it thought Jaden
That's what you're trying to tell me thought Jaden.
We're not playin' in the shadows, he's playin' with my mind thought Jaden.
Well, no more. I got this shadow game scam figured out said Jaden.
Did she just say shadow game scam? Asks Chumley.
What's she mean? Asks Syrus.
Jaden: I mean my soul's not on the serving plate anymore said Jaden.
Let's keep goin'! My turn said Jaden.
What's happening? Why isn't she scared anymore? Asks Titan.
First, I'm gonna activate my Dark Catapulter's special ability said Jaden.
It allows me to remove one card from my graveyard, for every turn Catapulter was in defense mode said Jaden.
Then, for every card I remove, I get to destroy one trap or spell card, out in play said Jaden.
So since he was in defense mode for one turn, I'll remove Avian- and now, I'll destroy your Pandemonium card! Storm Shower Blast said Jaden.
Uh-oh said, Titan.
So what! You still haven't destroyed this said Titan.
You oughta be careful what you wish for! Ya might just get it said Jaden.
What did you do? Asks Titan.
All right, Jaden! You got your body back cheers Syrus.
I never lost it said Jaden,
This whole shadow game was just a big fake said Jaden.
Syrus and Chumley: Huh?.
It was all just hypnosis said Jaden.
a whole lotta smoke and mirrors to make me think I was losin' my soul said Jaden.
This guy's a complete sham;I mean he's probably just some outta-work carnie said Jaden.
I'm not out of work! I can get my job at the fair back anytime I want said, Titan.
Yeah, I'm sure that you could and I'm sure that paper-mâché Millennium Item goes over real well with the kiddies said Jaden.
No! Be quiet! It's real! I'm real said, Titan.
You're a sideshow phony said Jaden.
Hmph. You fool- you forget said, Titan.
Huh? Said Jaden.
The other girl said, Titan.
Alexis said, Chumley.
That's right said, Titan.
Imprisoned in a shadow-tomb! Her soul is festering in the dark recesses of the netherworld! That proves this Millennium Pendant is real! What do you have to say to that said Titan?
Syrus and Chumley: Huh?
Hm! Besides that, you're a big dunce? Asks Jaden.
Titan: Huh?
Jaden (VO): See, all the Millennium Items were sketched on the inside of this dorm. And yours would be called the Millennium Puzzle, not pendant said Jaden.
You don't have Alexis's soul, you never did! So hand her over and hand over all the other kids you snatched said Jaden.
Other kids? I don't know what you're talking about! And because of your earlier 'carnie' comment, you can find your friend by yourself said, Titan.
No way, you're not getting outta here that easy! C'mere said Jaden.
Who-o-a-a said Jaden.
How'dja do this trick? Asks Jaden.
Titan: I didn't said, Titan.
What the? Said Jaden,
Ohh said, Titan.
Syrus (calls): Jaden?
What is this place?! Where am I? Asks Titan.
Come on! Enough tricks already said Jaden.
A trick? I can't do something like this said Titan.
Help! They're attacking! Jaden! Save me said, Titan.
What in the? Said Jaden.
Winged Kuriboh appears.
Now that's weird. First I hear ya, now I see ya! What in the world's goin' on here? Said Jaden.
Hey, way to show 'em who's boss, Kuriboh said Jaden.
Jaden: Too bad he doesn't have a friend like you said Jaden.
Huh said Jaden.
Jaden Yuki. The shadows pang for a soul. Only one shall survive said, Titan.
Oh, come on now, red contacts! You really went overboard settin' up for this, huh? Said Jaden.
This duel shall now continue in the Shadow Realm said, Titan.
So, you're stickin' with the 'Shadow Realm' thing! Fine, at least we get to finish our match said Jaden.
I play the spell card Monster Reincarnation said Jaden.
Now, by discarding one card from my hand, one of my graveyard monsters come back said Jaden.
And I choose everybody's favorite golden boy, Sparkman said Jaden.
You remember him, don'tcha? Asks Jaden.
Very well. My turn said, Titan.
Turn 9- Titan
Yeah, but don't forget, mister tall-dark-and-scary- without your Pandemonium field card in play, having an Archfiend out costs you five hundred lifepoints per turn said Jaden.
Titan lp: 1900-500=1400
Five hundred lifepoints is nothing compared to a soul said, Titan.
Now, Skull Archfiend, attack said Titan.
Whoa! You're really pullin' out all the stops now, aren'tcha said Jaden.
I now place one card facedown and summon the Desrook Archfiend in attack mode to end my turn said, Titan.
Desrook Archfiend atk/1100
Turn 10- Jaden
Don't you worry, Kuriboh; I'm totally still in this duel said Jaden.
Here goes, said Jaden.
All right; they say the best defense is a good offense, but what's cool about this card, is that it can let me have both thought Jaden.
Sparkman i'm putting you in attack mode said Jaden.
Elemental hero Sparkman: atk 1600
And arming you with the spell card Spark blaster said Jaden,
It has 3 blasts and lets me change the battle mode of any monster on the field for each one of 'em said Jaden.
And I think I know just the monster to use it on first said Jaden.
So be it said, Titan.
Change the battle mode of my Skull archfiend of lightning said, Titan.
His 1200 defense should make for an easy conquest unless the roulette negates your effect again said, Titan.
Sorry but that's not the monster I was talking about said Jaden.
In fact, my Sparkman's not even gonna use that blaster yet said Jaden.
He's attacking your Desrook Archfiend with static shockwave said Jaden.
Titan lp: 1400-500=900
Oh, and as for how who i'm gonna use the spark blaster on? Said Jaden,
That Sparkman himself said Jaden,
From offense to defense said Jaden.
Elemental hero Sparkman: def 1400
Coward said, Titan.
First, you have your Sparkman attack my life points and then you have him switch to protect your own said Titan,
But it matters not said, Titan.
Nothing can protect you from this said, Titan.
The trap card Battle-scarred said, Titan.
With it the 500 life point per turn cost of my skull archfiend of lightning affects not only me but you too said, Titan.
Titan lp: 900-500=400
And for as long as he's out on the field said Titan,
Jaden lp: 600-500=100
This is bad said Jaden.
I won't be able to last another turn said Jaden.
Don't worry Kuriboh said Jaden.
It's all good said Jaden.
We still got Sparkman said Jaden.
Wrong Skull archfiend destroys that peon said, titan.
Next, I place a card facedown and activate the spell card Double Spell said, Titan.
Now by simply discarding one of the spells in my hand, I am allowed to use one of the spell cards from your graveyard and I select emergency provisions said, Titan.
Now I sacrifice one meaningless card and regain a total of 1000 life points said, Titan.
Titan lp: 400+1000=1400
Your fate is sealed said, Titan.
You not a single card remaining in your hand, Battle-scarred will take your last life points next turn said, Titan.
Then you'll join the rest of the students i've taken in the shadow realm said, Titan.
Better makes this turn count said Jaden.
Cause one way or another, it's gonna be my last said Jaden.
Here I come said Jaden.
I summon Elemental Hero Bubbleman in attack mode said Jaden.
E hero bubbleman/atk:800
Now bubbleman'll just burst if he's left alone said Jaden.
So if he's the last card in my hand when I summon him i'm allowed to summon another monster and there's more said Jaden.
If he's the only monster on the field when he's summoned I get to draw two more cards said Jaden.
And wouldn't ya know I drew his favorite Bubble shuffle said Jaden?
Actually, it's more of a two-step said Jaden.
See it works like this said Jaden,
I switch him and one of your monsters to defense mode then I sacrifice bubbleman and summon a hero said Jaden.
If my Skull archfiends counter effect does not render your spell card useless that is said, Titan.
If this roulette lands on a 1,3 or 6 your Bubble shuffle spell fail to activate said, Titan.
Aw, i've had bad luck with this thing said Jaden,
Two oh said Titan.
All right finally i win said Jaden.
Now let's give a big shadow realm welcome to Elemental Hero Bladedge said Jaden,
Elemental Hero Bladedge/atk:2600
I know what you're thinking he looks pretty sharp said Jaden.
Well, you're right said Jaden.
So sharp that when he cuts through your defending monster all extra attack points to go to you said Jaden.
Now Hero Bladedge said Jaden.
Show him how you got your name said Jaden.
Slice and dice attack said Jaden.
Titan Lp: 1400-1400=0
Winner: Jaden.
NO said, Titan.
Get off me said, Titan.
Tell my kids I love said, Titan.
Wow, now those are some sweet special effects said Jaden.
So realistic said Jaden,
Huh? Think that's an exit? Asks Jaden.
Well good enough for me said Jaden.
Let's make tracks said Jaden.
Scene change
Jaden said Syrus.
Are you ok? Asks Chumley.
Never better guys said Jaden.
What happened in there? Asks Chumley.
Duck said, Chumley.
Oh, awesome said Jaden.
I wonder what he does for an encore? Said Jaden.
Talk about a magic trick said Jaden.
There were little monsters and vortexes said Jaden.
Magic trick? Said Syrus.
You don't think that was the real shadow realm? Asks Syrus.
Nah it's all mirrors and fog machines just like I said Jaden.
Thought I'd give my entire deck to know exactly how he did it said Jaden.
I've never seen anything like it said Jaden.
Scene change
Well well good morning sleepyhead said Jaden.
Where am I? What are you doing here? Asks Alexis.
Hold on what kind of a thank you is that? Asks Jaden.
We're here cause we had to find the bad guy, win the duel, and rescue the damsel in distress said Jaden.
Yeah, that strange man snatched me said, Alexis.
That's right said Jaden.
We found your card and this said Jaden.
My brother said, Alexis.
This is the first trace of him i've seen in a long time said, Alexis.
That's right I brought it to let you know that we wanna help you find him said Jaden.
After all, we can't have you gettin locked in any more tombs searchin for him by yourself said Jaden.
You really were worried about me, weren't you? Said Alexis.
Uh uh oh sun's up said Jaden.
We better get back before they notice we're gone said Jaden.
Bye Alexis said Syrus.
Yeah later said, Chumley.
See ya in class said Jaden.
Oh and if anyone asks we were never here said Jaden.