I am in a field. My woman is there with me. She is such beautiful. I remember when Katya and I used to go on long walks. i remember when we met. it was by the beach next to Lenin park in Stalingrad. The Kremlin was in the background that day. i was lying on beach and was reading karl marx. (everybody should read karl marx by the way). anyway. i lie there on beach in my speedo reading marx. is hot day. then, i see katya. wow. i did not know what to say. i play it cool though. katya she lay a blanket a meter away from me and then is lying on it with a book open. i could not believe! she is reading communist manifesto! i knew this was love at first sight. i am a smooth son of bitch. i get up and shake send from speedo. i come up next to her in the sun. i quote marx "capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks." she raise her head and take off sunglasses (which she was wearing). "the rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs." she said. that was the day when we discovered that we both hated capitalism and could unite to plan to destroy america forever! moya katya (my katya). all of a sudden, I wake up! there is a large tone sound siren. what fuck? then i realize! I FORGOT TO CHECK TEMPERATURE. I CAUSED CHERNOBYL!