AnonBrowser: Will this chapter shock you just as much? Only time will tell.
Omega Leonidas: I wish they went to the Arctic or Transylvania. Both would've been dope!
You2cool: Thank you!
Vladitor: Once again, thank you!
CMC: Well I've made the first chapter and have not started progress on anything outside of that.
Pika Sean: X-Over is already out, though it might already be a failed project tbh.
Kelly Does Writing: I should look that up, it sounds like an interesting thing. Though I believe Team Victory losing over and over is just for a bunch of filler.
Cristina Correa: Can we talk about how sudden that moment was too? It just came and went in the span of a few seconds. Although, the song afterward was nice.
Jamaica Me Sweat
Wait, is it sweet or sweat? Either way, Total Drama is owned by Fresh TV, I have no wri- I mean rights!
"Previously on Total Drama." Chris introduced, as a clip of them flying to Newfoundland was shown. "Ella was determined to have her team lose, while she couldn't do it, as Amy and Samey worked together for the first time in their life and actually won the challenge for her." The next clip was shown of Team Victory shucking clams. "In the end, Samey's cod kissing had her team win first class, while Scarlett and Jasmine looking for Max ended up with them losing." The clip changed to Chris and Chef in the cockpit again. "Eleven players are left standing, who's gonna go skydiving next? Find out now on:
Total!
Drama!
World Tour!"
(Cue intro)
"Ah, winning is everything." Sammy said as she leaned into her chair.
"Yeah, must be nice for you to say." Amy stated. "Just judging by how much you get second place."
"Amy, please don't start this." Sammy pleaded.
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"Ok yes, I do get second place a lot." Sammy confessed. "But, silver is nothing to be ashamed of. Unless you have a sister who always gets gold."
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"Wow, look how beautiful it is outside." Ella pointed out. Looking out the window, you could clearly see some sort of resort, including a massive hotel. "This will be a nice place to stay for my final moments."
"Oh you're not seriously on about that are you?" Amy questioned. "It's been days, just help out the team already. It's saying a lot when Samey's more useful than you."
"Hey!" A voice called from a distance.
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The camera flashed into the first class compartment, where Beardo could be seen writing in a book when a drop of water splashed down and made his page wet. "Huh, I never took you for a writer." Dave pointed out.
"Well I'm not really." Beardo stated. "Writing just helps me relax often."
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"Ok, let's get one thing straight." Beardo pointed at his book. "This is a journal, not a diary. It says diary, but it was on clearance, so I thought it would be a better deal."
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"Buenos Días muchachos." Alejandro greeted his other male teammates.
"Umm, English please?" Dave asked.
"He said, 'good morning guys' for your information." Scarlett informed them.
"Ah, the understandings of another language would make one quiet intelligent." Alejandro stated. "I had no idea you knew how to speak Spanish."
"Well, not all of it." Scarlett stated. "Only the most important bits of it."
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"And just like that, Alejandro isn't as secretive as he thinks he is anymore." Scarlett told the audience.
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On the other side of the room, Topher and Jasmine were sitting on a bench together. Topher tried to always lay start a conversation. "So, Jaz, I was wondering-"
"Don't call me Jaz." The Austrian interrupted.
"Oh, my bad." Topher apologized. "You don't seem to have a problem with Shawn calling you that, or even Sammy for that matter."
"Well that ain't important." Jasmine stated. "Now, what exactly were you wondering?"
"Oh, I just wanted to know something about Australia." Topher said. "I've heard a lot about this, so, are your toilets actually upside down?"
"What? No! What makes ya think that?" Jasmine asked.
"Oh sorry." Topher apologized. "I've just heard of it on the internet so I just believed it was true."
Jasmine sighs. "Look, don't believe everything you see on the internet ok?"
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"Yeah, I might have a little thing with my phone." Topher stated. "I was practically raised in front of the internet, that's why I've only ever been talking to Chris since this started."
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The shot turned into a clip of the plane flying throughout the world, when suddenly, the right part of the wing burst. "Um, are we out of gas?" Chris asked.
"Yes." Chef stated calmly. "Because you blew all our gas money on cheap lottery tickets and five star meals on an airplane."
"Hey man, don't blame me." Chris told him, then picked up the intercom. "Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" Chris yelled, disturbing everybody on the plane.
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In the first class compartment, Sammy slammed into the side of the wall. Amy, who was right next to the exit of the door, grimaced. "Samey! Hurry up and grab a parachute, I'm not about to witness somebody die." The elder twin jumped out of the plane and started screaming. Suddenly, Sammy and Ella were both sucked out of the door because of the fact it was open.
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The mood changed drastically. Instead of being in the intense pressure of the plane, it was in a beautiful resort, where two people could be seen standing. One of them was a man in a top hat and mostly white hair, including a mustache. The other man was some basic teenager, pizza face and messy hair included. "Uh, sir?" The teenager pointed to the sky. "Shouldn't we be concerned about that?"
The older man looked towards the sky. "Concerned about what?" Suddenly, the Jumbo Jet smashed into the hotel behind them, but with surprisingly no damage to the plane itself, just a massive hole in the hotel.
From the sky, Amy could be seen falling out of the sky. She eventually landed on the ground in pain, only for the parachute to come out a second later. "Arg! Stupid parachute coming in too late!"
A few moments later, the entire cast was brought down on birds thanks to Ella. Chris and Chef had their own personalized parachutes though. "Few, glad we could get out of that one." Chris brushed the crash off completely.
"Excuse me sir." The hotel owner tapped Chris on the shoulder. "Is this your plane?"
"Why yes, I paid for the plane with my own money after all." Chris stated.
The hotel owner adjusted his mustache. "Oh that's good, because you owe me so much money in property damage!"
Chris looked up at the hotel and tried to ignore it. "Whoopsie, did I do that?"
"Yes! Yes you did!" He yelled. "You're lucky I closed the establishment down today, or else you would've had so much blood on your hands!"
Beside them, the contestants could be seen watching the conversation in awkward silence. "Oww, my back." Amy groaned, right before she fell on the ground.
"I don't think he wants us to watch this." Shawn stated. "Should we leave?"
Jasmine paused, listening to them argue more. "Yeah, we should."
"Good." Sammy replied. "I didn't want to listen to this."
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"Listen up dorkos!" Chef yelled at the teens.
"Dorkos?" Topher repeated. "Your nicknames aren't as good as they used to be."
"You better shut your mouth pretty boy!" Chef spat at him. "Unless you wanna lose more teeth!"
Topher could feel the breath of Chef on him still. "Uh, no thanks."
"That's more like it." Chef crossed his arms. "Now, since Chris is off doing more important junk, I figured I'd host today's challenge."
"Speaking of the challenge." Sky tapped her foot impatiently. "Can we actually get to it?"
"Why in fact I will." Chef said with a menacing tone. "You must jump off this here waterfall into the lagoon below. Said lagoon is full of electric eels." Most of the contestants groaned at that. "What? Missing the sharks? Don't worry, they'll be there too." More groaning could be heard. "Simply go into the water for long enough to find my gold chains I always wear for karaoke night. Coming up for air results in you havin to swap out with another teammate."
"Ok, let's buckle down." Amy rolled her eyes. "Samey, since Ella doesn't want to do anything, and I don't want anywhere near that water until I know you can live, you'll be doing the first dive."
"Excuse me?" Sammy replied. "Since when did we make you the team leader?"
"Well in truth, nobody did." Amy answered. "But this team is a hopeless wreck, so we're gonna need some management."
"No, I think you should do the five first." Sammy threatened. "Otherwise, me and Ella could easily vote you off. Right Ella?"
Ella, who was playing with a butterfly, didn't seem to notice. "Huh? Oh yeah, sure!"
Amy stepped backwards near the cliff. "Fine."
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"I hope your guts are better than your lungs." Jasmine jabbed at Sky. "I can hold my breath for a long time."
"Ha! You underestimate an Olympic athlete!" Sky stated.
Suddenly, a gun was shot by Chef, signaling for them to go. The three girls jumped into the water. Amy of course fell flat on her stomach. "Ow! Not again!" She yelled as she sunk into the water.
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"Despite how I'm better than Samey in almost every way possible, one thing I've never been good at is swimming."
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Jasmine's splash made a huge wave, so large that it made her teammates over on dry land wet. "Ah! My hair!" Topher cried, seeing the eel on his head.
"I'll get that!" Shawn yelled, grabbing the eel, yet also being shocked by it.
Next to them, Scarlett rolled her eyes. "Boys will be boys." She muttered.
In the water, Sky grabbed a hold of a tire. "Yeah! Score!" She realized what she picked up in the moment. "What? I thought that only happened in cartoons!"
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In the water, Jasmine was looking for the good. She eventually did find it. "Perfect." She said in a watery voice. However, an eel wrapped itself around her and started zapping her.
Once Jasmine resurfaced, Chef blew a whistle at her. "You came up for air tall girl! Get up here and tag your teammate!"
From down below, Jasmine groaned. "Come on! Stupid eel and the stupid rules!"
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"I would've had it too if it wasn't for that eel." Jasmine stated.
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On the top of the cliff, Amy crawled her way up next to her team and collapsed, puking up a starfish. "Are you ok?" Ella asked.
"I'm fine!" Amy spat. "Samey, get over there and jump already!"
Sammy crossed her arms. "Well, ok, but, this is my own choice, not yours."
Sky ran by her teammates, Alejandro and Dave held out their hand for her to tag them but she didn't tag them. "I'm going for round two!" Sky yelled, running off the cliff to dive in.
Because of this, Alejandro's eyes were drawn to Sammy about to dive. "You have a beautiful form." He complimented.
Sammy looked over and blushed. "Huh?" She questioned, before completely losing balance and belly flopping into the water like her sister. "Ow!"
"Sammy!" Topher cried, diving into the water after her.
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"As expected." Alejandro commented. "By putting Samey in danger, Topher becomes concerned. It's simple cause and effect that gives evidence to several theories."
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"Come on mate!" Jasmine yelled from above. "I was about to tag in Shawn!"
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In the water, Topher had just landed and was looking for Sammy. However, a shark approached him, forcing him to swim away from the beast and hide behind a rock. Unfortunately, he was caught by an eel, and was zapped all the way up to the surface. Deep underwater, Sammy was close to finding the gold chains, but she saw Topher struggling with the eels and went to go rescue him. A few seconds later, she emerged from the water, carrying Topher from the water, before collapsing, gold chains around her neck. "Ugh." Topher coughed. "Uh, thanks for saving me, I guess."
"No problem." Sammy took it too excitedly. "I was fine and all."
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"Cheerleading requires a lot of upper body strength." Samey stated. "That's why I was able to carry Topher, who is actually a lot heavier than I would've thought, sorry."
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Before Topher could say anything back, Shawn ran down and stole the chains from Sammy. "Hey!" The nice twin protested.
"Sorry girl!" Shawn yelled. "You just gotta take what you can get!"
"Yep, that's Shawn for you." Topher said. "He just has that you only live once attitude."
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Shawn looked lovingly at the golden chains with wide and big eyes. "Shiny." He said in an engaged tone.
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The zombie hunter ran up and handed the gold chains over to Chef. "Here ya go sir!"
"And the winners of the first challenge is Team Victory!" Chef announced.
"Yes!" Scarlett cheered from a distance. "That was surprisingly simple."
"Will Chris ever settle stuff with that hotel manager?" Chef narrated. "Will the entire show be cancelled before the next elimination? Find out after the break!"
(Cue ad break)
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After the commercial break, Chef Hatchet was seen standing in front of all three teams gathered around each other. "Team Victory, as winners of the first challenge, you've won this advantage for challenge number two." Chef pointed to his head, implying that a helmet was the reward.
"Helmets?" Scarlett stated. "It should be quite obvious that this next challenge must be something involving bike riding or skateboarding, as it is required to wear one for such activities."
"You're close, but not exactly right." Chef told her. "This challenge is a bobsled of death!" The camera panned over to show a big bobsled course with Chris's face and the Brazillian flag on it. This was also made of wood. "Also it's not bobsledding either."
"Then what is it?!" Jasmine yelled.
"Yeah man, spit it out!" Shawn crossed his arms.
"All you have to do is go down this thing three separate times! And each of you will partner up with somebody else!" Chef yelled at them. "So make sure you like the person you partner up with, or else you ain't gonna like what happens to you in the ride!"
The teens gulped, as a voice could be heard from a distance. "Wait up guys!" The voice was coming from Topher. "Don't do the challenge without me!"
"Didn't you like, electrocute yourself?" Sky asked.
"Yeah, I did." Topher stated. "But, I figured I could do more than stay glued to a screen, so I came out here to help."
"The only screen he should be glued on is a heart monitor." Amy joked, making Sammy chuckle.
"Come on, you're not getting the point!" Topher yelled. "So, what'd I miss?"
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The screen flashed, and Topher, Sky, and Ella were standing at the start of the course, Topher looking down nervously. "Uh, I think I might want to get off right about now."
Chef picked up a megaphone and turned it up a notch. "I want you all to go down this at once! The first one down will be declared the winner, the loser will have to face elimination!"
"It's not a reward challenge?" Sky exclaimed. "I thought it would be because of all we've gone through!"
"Yeah well kiss it up and suck it!" Chef yelled. "Oh, and did I mention y'all are gonna have to sing too?" Just then, the bell rang, signaling for them to sing.
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Drums, guitars, and the occasional bongo could be heard, as Sky bobbed her head back and forth.
Sky: "Rockin' it Jamaican style, rolling down the magic mile."
Sky: "Hopin' I don't get burnt by the sun rays with no breeze!"
Sky looked down the course, and jumped off confidently going down the start, longboard in hand.
Topher: "Another chance to prove my mind!"
Topher picked up his longboard and held it in his arms.
Topher: "That's what keeps me up at night. Why else would I volunteer for something so death defying?"
Topher ran towards the start like Sky did and began racing down the course.
Sky: "I'm winning for real!"
Topher: "Yeah yeah."
Topher: "I've got my team!"
Sky: "I'm an Olympic genie!"
Topher: "I'm winning, you'll see."
On the top of the bobsled course, Ella was still pacing, and observing the longboard too.
Ella: "Sure it's stiff and won't move much, so what if it can't such and such?"
Ella: "I'm a queen! Even if Sugar's mean, so, I'll show her I'm a winner!"
Sky: "I'm winning for Al! Cause he's my pal!"
An illusion of Alejandro rode on Sky's longboard before disappearing.
Topher: "I'm winning for me! I'll do so with glee!"
Behind them, Ella was catching up.
Ella: "I must fess up, it's true. Sorry Sugar, don't sue!"
Topher: Step aside, let me through."
Sky: "I'm still coming for you. I'm winning this time!"
Topher sped up at a faster speed.
Topher: "Sorry Sky, it's mine!"
All three: "Oh! I'm winning this time! Yeah yeah yeah!"
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Suddenly, Ella began singing, and a bunch of seagulls swooped down at just the right time, crashing both Sky and Topher into the ground, while lifting Ella into the air. "No!" Sky cried.
"Wait, what about my victory?!" Topher yelled.
"Sorry you two!" Ella waved to them. "It's just part of the game!"
After a few seconds, Ella landed on the ground with her longboard, while Topher crashed into the pavement shortly after, and Sky followed in third. "The princess does it for her team!" Chef announced. "Team Representation will be traveling first class tonight, while Team Kissup is going to send somebody home."
"No!" Sky said again. "I was so close too! Screw you Ella, it's your fault I lost!" The Olympian stormed off, as Ella just backed off, yet still smiled.
"Well." Topher sat up. "At least I'm not third."
Dave, who saw the whole thing, gasped. "Uh oh."
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"Ok, I have the sneaky suspicion Sky might be voted off today." Dave confessed. "So, there's only one thing to do!"
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Later, Topher was taking his things from the plane. He was about to leave when Shawn started a conversation with him. "Sick performance man!" Shawn complimented him. "I wish I could've done that."
Topher turned around and shot finger guns at him. "Yep!" He boasted. "That's me! I can do anything because I'm just that cool." He then sighed, as if something was bothering him.
Shawn noticed this. "Hey man, you did good for the team. What's wrong?"
"I dunno." Topher said, before changing the topic entirely. "Shawn, do you ever feel like the only thing people know about you is your zombie obsession?"
"No." Shawn said confidentially. "People know I'm an expert at survival, and I'm physically fit too."
"Hmm." Topher thought.
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It was nearing night time now, and Sky was sitting on the steps of the hotel, simply minding her own business, when Dave came up to her and attempted to start a conversation. "Hey Sky, real bummer that you lost the challenge huh?"
"Don't remind me." Sky stated in an annoyed tone.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to." Dave stated. "So, I was just wondering-"
"I get it!" Sky yelled. "You have a crush on me Dave! You couldn't make this any more obvious than it could've been?"
"Y-you knew?" Dave replied.
"Of course I knew!" The Olympian replied. "You hung around nobody but me and not so obviously said things behind Alejandro's back, who you know I like!"
Dave was pale and red faced at the same time. "But, this is all so sudden! You couldn't have just-"
"Dave! I'm trying to be alone right now!" Sky yelled. "If you could just buzz off, then maybe I'd forget about this exchange."
Dave stepped back, and slowly trudged away. "Ok." He muttered. In a nearby bush, Beardo cringed, and ran in the opposite direction.
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"Dave asked me for emotional support in case things went wrong." Beardo stated. "Even I failed at that, I hope nothing bad happens from this."
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As Beardo ran away, he quickly bumped into Scarlett, who put him at a halt. "You're not just gonna let him suffer like that are you?" The genius asked him.
Beardo stood up, confused about what she was asking. "Well, no, he's my friend. I don't want him to suffer."
Scarlett thought for a second. "Exactly."
"Wait, hold on." Beardo realized. "How do you know what's going on?"
"I was sleeping on the floor above you." Scarlett answered. "I could hear everything and came down to see what was going on."
"Oh." Beardo replied. "So, what was that about not wanting him to suffer?"
"Right." Scarlett got back on track. "You see, as he's your friend, you wouldn't want him to suffer, yet you'd also want to keep him around, so voting him off is not an option."
Beardo nodded. "And?"
"Just remember who caused him such suffering in the first place." Scarlett walked off, as Beardo was left with his own thoughts.
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"Looks like we've got ourselves a batch of losers today." Chef announced, standing on the usual podium while Team Chris sat on the bleachers. Unlike most times, the plane was not flying, as it had run out of fuel. "Worse than that, barely any of you even did the challenge!"
"Sorry about that by the way." Sky interrupted. "Continue please."
"As I was saying, one of you losers will be kicked from the plane." Chef stated. "And no, you can't stay in the resort while we wait here."
"Can you just get on with it?" Alejandro asked.
"Yes please." Dave insisted. "I have somewhere to be."
"The elimination starts when I want it to start!" Chef Hatched yelled. He waited a few seconds before talking again. "I want it to start now, pretty boy and hairy man are safe."
"That's pretty man, mind you." Alejandro stated.
"Don't care." Chef replied. Sky looked nervous, while Dave just sighed, knowing what was coming. "You two are the bottom two, but only one will lose. The girl is down here because she was the only one who did the challenge, yet still messed up. The dude is here for being a stupid quitter incel."
"Incel?" Dave questioned. "I don't even care anymore."
"Quiet!" Chef silenced him. "Now, the final bag goes to:
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"The guy."
Dave had the bag hit his face before he even realized what happened. "Wait, huh?"
"Excuse me?" Sky called out.
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"So Scarlett convinced me to convince Dave that Alejandro should revive a vote, just to stick it to him before I help him vote himself off." Beardo explained. "I didn't vote for Dave though, Scarlett just told me that I needed a distraction vote to prevent a tie."
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"Yes, losing Sky is tragic, but oh well." Alejandro stated. "Love is easy to manipulate, but a broken heart can be reworked into something better."
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"I can't believe this!" Sky yelled. "I was your best player!"
"Oh and I shall miss you too!" Alejandro put his hand on her shoulder. "You were a great addition to the team, it's a shame to see you go."
Sky blushed and scratched her head. "That's nice Alejandro. I think I'll miss you most of all." She started to lean in for a kiss, but was stopped by Alejandro.
"I'm sorry chica, but I must refuse." Al told her. "For I have feelings that you're not the right person for me."
Sky stepped back, a little red faced. "Oh, well, that's ok. I had a boyfriend anyway."
"You did!?" Dave yelled. "Ugh! This day keeps getting worse and worse!" He ran off somewhere, Beardo sighed.
"Sorry about him." Beardo apologized on his behalf. "He's had a rough afternoon."
Sky sighed. "Well, I'll miss you guys. Sorry for being rude in my final moments." Sky walked out of the plane and landed on the sand, just to walk westward offscreen.
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Chris was kicked out of the hotel by a boot. He groaned. "Fine! I guess I'll just sleep on this bench over here, it's not like I'll mind at all." He then noticed the camera and smiled. "Well, that should wrap up another episode of Total Drama World Tour." He closed off. "Will we ever get out of this resort? Will Chef ever explain how we lost the entire budget? And will I still have my pants before we leave? All this and more on:
Total!
Drama!
World Tour!"
(Cue Credits)
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It was now completely dark out, and Sky was still walking. "Ok, I might have let my competitive nature get the better of me, and I did get what was coming from Alejandro not liking me back." She sighed. "Even though I was planning on breaking up with my boyfriend Keith, I was still cheating on him by technicality, so I still feel bad."
Votes:
Sky 2: Beardo, Alejandro.
Dave 1: Sky
Alejandro 1: Dave
Elimination order:
Leonard, Max, Rodney, Sierra, Sugar, Sky,
Contestants remaining:
Team Victory: Shawn, Topher, Jasmine, Scarlett.
Team CRRRRH: Alejandro, Dave, Beardo.
Team Amazon: Sammy, Ella, Amy.
Author's note:
Well that didn't take forever huh? Truth is, I just procrastinated on this chapter a lot. At the very least, it didn't end up like episode 9 on G2A where I debated cancelling the thing all together. Hopefully the next chapter will be out sooner, as I was just sick of being stuck on Jamaica.