Chapter 1

Marge Gets Interested

Homer and Marge were just waking up, as the clock read 7:30. Homer started getting ready for work, as Marge started to wake up the kids.

"Bart! Lisa! Wake up!," Marge screamed. "Oh, come on, Mom. Can't you wake us up without screaming down the hallway?," Bart questioned. "Well, it's basically the only way you'll wake up.," Marge said. Bart and Lisa got ready and went downstairs to eat breakfast. Homer came down and got a beer out of the fridge.

"Homer, do you have to drink so much?," Marge asks. "Well, yeah, I mean, it's pretty much my favorite thing to do, besides snuggling with you," Homer said erotically. Marge groaned and started to get ready to go to the grocery store to pick up food. Homer ate his food quickly and went out the door, as he was almost late for work. Bart and Lisa got their backpacks and their lunch boxes, then headed out the door as the school bus had just arrived.

Marge was at the grocery store to do some shopping. She accidentally bumped into Ned. "Oh, Hi Ned! I'm so sorry, I didn't see it you!," said Marge, apologizing. "Oh Marge, it's fine. I understand it was an accident," said Ned. Marge finished her shopping and headed out. She thought about inviting Ned and his kids to dinner, just to spice things up without having to deal with the stress at home.

"Homer! Get ready for dinner!," said Marge. "Oh come on, Marge. Out of all the people in this town, did you have to invite stupid Flanders?," Homer said with a groan. "He's not stupid. Let's just go downstairs," Marge said. Ned knocked on the door, and Marge invited him inside. They started preparing, and soon, everyone gathered at the table. As everyone closed their eyes and said their prayers, Marge looked at Ned, and imagined them together as one big happy couple, instead of being with a brute. Marge then closed her eyes and joined in.

After dinner, Homer walked upstairs to take a nap. As Marge and Ned were washing dishes, Marge blushes and then kisses Ned. Ned was surprised that Marge actually kissed him even though she had a husband. Ned pulled away from her, breathing heavily. They then started making out. Bart came downstairs to grab some more milk, and saw the whole thing. Bart backed away as he ran upstairs to tell Homer.