Soo, as my sister's birthday present, I decided to write a vampire story for her featuring all the gleeks, aren't I nice?
Please bear with me, I won't be able to update it that often because I will be pretty busy...Anyways, enjoy!
Disclaimer: As usual, I do not own anything.
Prologue
Homework sucks.
But sadly, I need to do it, or else, I will get into, you know, trouble, and that would be kind of bad.
Let's jump right to the case, capish?
Vampires.
Let me tell you guys something about vampires.
Vampires are … so many things, but most importantly, they are misunderstood by humans like you.
You surely want to know why?
Well, where shall I start…
First and foremost, vampires are not like those wimpy pussies of Twilight. I mean seriously, guys, we are no fucking discoballs that sparkle in the sun. I think that Meyer bitch was on crack when she wrote those dirty stories about vampires, there is no other possible explanation.
Secondly, vampires do not combust at overexposure to the sun. Okay, sun is not really a vampire's best friend, but it's not like they would die if they sunbath. Seriously, who came even up with that idea? We are not made out of sugar or something.
Thirdly, vampires are born as such. If you humans think you can be changed into one by getting bitten, you are dead wrong, #sorry not sorry
The vampire-gene is kind of rare, but it can be passed from generation to generation without anyone noticing.
Those who are affected by the mutated DNA will change around the age of eighteen or nineteen, it's different from vampire to vampire.
You surely wonder why you have never seen a vampire in your entire life, right? The reason, fellas, is that you don't recognize them because they have been trained to hide from dumb humans like you are. But how do they learn to control their instincts and to not attack humans around them?
See, there is this special school people like to call (Secret) Academy for Vampires in Training, or shortly, AVT, (I know, I know, that name sucks, but sadly, we are not allowed to change it). Shortly after a vampire has changed, they will be discreetly taken to that school, but more about it later.
Fourthly, vampires have special powers. Okay, not really kick-ass-powers like superman or all those panty-wearing sissyboys, our powers are more practical like Mr. Schue likes to put it. At least, vampires are faster and stronger than humans and it is way harder to kill them as well.
Fifthly, vampires are known for their extraordinary beauty. Their eyes are brighter than those of ordinary humans, and no, not everyone has brown eyes because vampires are no freaking clones. The only thing every vampire has in common are their retractable fangs and their markings, a crescent moon on the backs of their necks that differs in colors from vampire to vampire.
Sixthly, vampires do drink blood, but they also need to eat normal food, like humans. If you imagine that vampires are bloodthirsty monsters that wait to suck people dry at night, well, I have to disappoint you. I have no idea why you humans always think that vampires are barbaric animals or something, but we are not. Not always. Yes, vampires do have certain…animalistic instincts, but human, hormone-driven teenage girls also do when they fight over a dumb autograph at a One Direction concert, you know what I mean?
Back to explaining what AVT is: Vampires would appreciate it if the knowledge about their existence would stay, you know, secret, that's why some guy founded that school a couple of centuries ago. Even I have to admit that AVT is not that bad, according to its high reputation worldwide. If you think that this school is a sinister, medieval castle, you are wrong, my friends, because you nerds have seen way too many movies.
Vampires don't sleep in coffins either, that would be creepy and uncomfortable for certain activities. No, we prefer beds, like you do.
And no, lessons at AVT do not take place at night. Actually, it's a normal, boringly lame academy whose subjects kind of differ from human schools.
You surely want to know who I am, the person that was so nice to elaborate on the way vampires live, right, guys?
I am Santana Lopez, one of the students enrolled at AVT, and, in case you are too retarded to realize it by now, a vampire that changed not long ago.
If you think that this story is about me, I have to disappoint you guys.
This story won't be about a sexy Latina vampire chick like me.
*sigh*
No, as homework, I have been chosen to silently observe and write down the activities of one certain vampire that goes by the name of Kurt Hummel, or as I like to call him, Lady Lips. When he arrived here for the first time, he was…how shall I put it…weird? Strange? Odd?
I think you get what I mean. After some time, you will all grow fond of Lady Lips, like we all did…some did more, some less, but I digress.
Don't worry, you guys, I won't disappear, you will hear of my humble self every now and then. So all you gotta do now is lean back, put your feet up and enjoy the ride, preferably with a (blood sprinkled) Mojito in hand cause Pina Colada is for pussies.
Thoughts?
Comments are always welcome ;)