Stan:Good morning usa i get a feeling it's going to be a wonderful day oh boy it's swell to say good morning usa
Chorus: good morning usa
Roger: hey Stan wake up you silly man make me food you lazy ass
Jeff: hey don't talk to mister s look that roger.
Rogu: want food where food rogu hungry give rogu food.
Stan: huh get out of my bed rogu and roger.
Klaus: Hey stan have you seen francine.
Stan: now that you speak of it no.
Steve: where is my mommy? (Steve starts to cry and then stops)
Stan: stop crying steve i'm trying to think of suspects.
Hayley: what if someone kidnapped mom and they are someone from your past dad.
Stan: be quiet , Hayley, what if your mom has been kidnapped.
Hayley: I just said that dad.
Stan: oh but i think the CIA can help me who could have kidnapped your mother and my lovely francine.
Roger: I think wheels and the legman can help you too and the new member legman's son.
Stan: sure why not you can help roger and steve.
Rogu: rogu help stan.
Stan: yeah rogu help.
Rogu: yay rogu happy to help.
Steve: Yeah, I'm helping too.
Hayley: I will help you guys too. We need to find mom. I will ask Greg and terri.
Steve: Let's go ask snot and Toshi and barry.
Roger: great idea steve let's do that.
Stan: I will ask bullock and jackson dick and john where she is.
Reginald: oh hey stan i heard francine is missing.
Stan: Yeah it's weird but i have a feeling it's someone who wants francine.
Reginald: huh i thought dumper has been up to something or your dad.
Stan: huh you have a point.
Reginald: Yeah jack could be the person or dumper.
Stan: Yeah, I'm going to the CIA to speak with the others.
Reginald: Hey Stan can i come with you man.
Stan: Sure Reginald.
(Meanwhile at greg and terri's house)
Hayley: Hey Greg, have you seen francine.
Greg: Now that you say it no i haven't seen here.
Terri: I haven't seen her either sorry.
Jeff: Hey Hayley, look a clue.
Hayley: what is it Jeff.
Jeff: It's a trail of fish food.
Hayley: huh fish food what Klaus would never do that.
Jeff: yeah he would never do that.
Hayley: But who would take our mom Jeff.
Jeff : I want to know the answer too babe.
(Meanwhile at toshi's house and barry's house)
Roger: So Toshi have you seen Francine.
Toshi: he says no he hasn't in japanese
Roger: oh okay i see you mind of we ask your mom.
Toshi: says his mom is out of town with his sister it's just him.
Roger: alright you are telling the truth.
Steve: so Barry have you seen my mom.
Barry: No, I haven't Steve.
Steve: oh okay thanks for answering the question.
Barry: You're welcome Steve.
Steve: so Barry hasn't seen her or toshi meaning it's snot and his mom.
(At Snot's house)
Steve: So, have you seen my mom.
Snot: no i haven't seen her steve.
Steve: alright we have our answer.
Snot's mom: i haven't seen her either.
Roger: oh okay thanks for answering the question.
(Cia office)
Stan: hey dick have you seen francine.
Dick: no i haven't seen her but i know what would help the security camera in your house.
Stan: oh right i can totally do that.
Bullock: I heard francine is missing.
Stan: that is right sir.
Bullock: Let me look at the security footage for you.
Stan: thanks sir and Dick.
Jackson: oh hey guys what you up to.
Stan: I'm trying to find my wife she is missing.
Jackson: oh boy that's bad.
Stan: yeah and we need to find her.
John: hey guys you notice something on this footage.
Stan: Yeah, Francine is fighting someone who looks just like klaus.
John: no not that but you see that mark.
Stan: What does that mean?
John: you're welcome
Stan: so wait a minute zoom in
John: oh I see it's a woman.
Stan: I guess it's time to admit my dad has a half sister she has francine and klaus's daughter is working with her.
John: oh yeah we have two females on the footage for sure.
(Meanwhile at the smith home)
Stan: I have to come clean kids, your mother has been kidnapped by your auntie janet and Klaus's daughter kimberly.
Steve: no way so that means the fish food was to keep klaus quiet wow.
Roger: so that means we need to rescue francine from them wow.
Rogu: shocking.
Jeff: no way mister s this crazy.
Hayley: wow so this is going to be a family adventure.
(Later that night someone comes into the house and takes hayley and steve)
Hayley: hey who are you and what are you doing.
Steve: yeah i'm going bananas.
Barry: oh steven and hayley you two were easy to trick into thinking i'm a good boy now it's time to meet your father's half sister and your mother hayley.
Stan: hey jeff jeff wake up steve and hayley are missing too.
Jeff: oh no not hayley too.
Stan: yeah i have a feeling barry is behind this and so is your half sister and klaus's daughter.
Jeff: let's go mister s and reginald.
(Meanwhile at the bad guy hideout)
Janet: so hayley you want to be evil like me please do it for your mom.
Hayley: no your not my mother and i will never be evil.
Janet: suit yourself i guess you will have to stay here and stay quiet it.
(Janet puts a gag over hayley's mouth and ties her up)
Barry: now steven you will be screaming for help i'm just going to shut you up now.
(Barry ties up and gags steve)
Janet: oh Francine francine all you had to do was to become evil for us but you don't and i thank you for helping his Jack.
Jack: Oh it was no plan sister i want to have a talk with the alien.
Francine: you will never get away with this jack.
Jack: oh but i already have ha ha ha ha.
(Jack puts a gag over francine's mouth and the three try to escape but fail)
Stan: Reginald you sure you want to come with us.
Reginald: yeah stan let's hope this isn't a trap.
Roger: i'm in too
Rogu:i'm in as well.
Klaus: count me in.
End of chapter 1
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