Re Zero: God's Blessing on this Bizzare Adventure is the current story I'm focusing on to make, this is the beta and what the story will be about. There will be alot of plotholes and bad storytelling parts as this is my first Fanfiction, please send Criticism my way if you find alot of things wrong with this story, do that and I might change the story of how the characters got in the world of Re Zero. This story is a crossover between Re ZERO, Konosuba, and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, as far as I've seen no one has done this so please send criticism my way so I can improve, that way this story as the first of its kind is perfect. So yeah enjoy.
Chapter: 1
Prologue
Subaru had been in the convenience store looking at manga, after looking around for a bit he left the store paying for his items.
Suddenly he started to see things, he thought "That's what I get for staying in my room all day, I guess my eyes are tired." He rubbed his eyes, and the next thing he knew, he was in another World.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a medieval type city, nothing like Japan.
He was suprised.
"What's going on? I would've thought that this is a dream, but this looks too real to be a dream. So does this mean...THAT I'VE BEEN SUMMONED ACROSS WORLDS?!" Subaru thought.
A few Minutes later Subaru was walking around, and thinking "From the looks of thints I'd say this is some sort of fantasy world with medieval style culture, a realm where demi humans are common placed, and that there's always a war or adventure to go on. I must've-"
"Hey watch out!"
A what looked like a young human child was in the road about to get run over by a carriage.
As this happened Subaru tried some pathetic attempt to use magic while the kid was being saved.
A few minutes later and Subaru was in a alley thinking about how they summoned him with no resources or powers.
He thought about the "cute girl" who summoned him, and why she might of ditched him.
As he was thinking, he was a man with two others walking beside him.
In a suprise, Subaru shouted "Yes! You're finally here! It's nice to meet you cute girl..."
The shortest one said "What're you going on about?"
The skinny one while grabbing Subaru by the shirt said "If you don't wanna get hurt, cough up whatever you've got."
"Move it, Move it! Move it you guys! Hurry get out of my way!"
"Yes! I knew you'd find me cute girl who summoned me!" Subaru said.
Said Girl stopped, and said "Summoned? I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm really busy, Sorry. Now live strong okay?" She quickly jumped out of the alley as Subaru asked:
"Wait, where are you going?!"
"Uh, would seeing that by any chance make you less hostile?" Subaru asked.
"Actually that rained on our parade to make things worse." One of the thugs said.
"Of course it did..." Subaru said back.
"Calm down Subaru Natsuki."
"The rule when someone summoned into a different world is they display supernatural powers, If I just believe hard enough those powers will kick on, and pay my way with into future glory." Subaru thought, and clenched his fists.
"YOU LUMPS OF EXP!!!" Subaru quickly punched the biggest thug in the face causing the thug to fall to the ground.
He then kicked the smallest thug, and said
"That's the first time I've ever hit somebody, never guessed it would've hurt me. But this world is setup so I'll be strong. I CAN FEEL THE ADRENALIN SURGING! I CAN DO ANYTHING!" Subaru charged at the skinniest thug.
The thug pulled out dual knifes, in a shock Subaru bowed down, and kept saying "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! IT WAS ALL MY FAULT PLEASE FORGIVE ME!"
Subaru got kicked in the face by the thug. He started screaming in pain.
The other two got up and started kicking in anger.
"Play games with us will ya? Die scum!" The smallest one said while he kicked Subaru.
The skinny one put his foot on Subaru's face sticking out his tongue.
"That's enough!" Could he heard.
The three thugs looked back, and saw the silhouette of a woman with silver hair, and purple eyes.
"Stop now, and I'll forgive you. If you would be so kind to give back what you stole."
"You can't be serious." The biggest thug said.
"Please, it's very important, I'll let you have the rest of the belongings, but I can't let you have that." The girl said.
"You mean you didn't come to save this kid?" The biggest thug asked.
"What strange clothes he has. If you're asking if I have some sort of connection to him, I'll have to say no."
"Then you've got no business with us little girl, if someone just stole from you, it was that brat that just ran by!"
"Yeah, what he said. That way, she went that way." The smaller one said in support.
"Hmm, those three don't appear to be lying, so I need to go after her." She quickly ran by.
As the thugs sighed, she stopped.
"But regardless of that, I can't overlook what's going on over here."
The girl charged up some sort of power, and shot three crystals taking out the smallest one, and stalling the others.
"Magic..." Subaru mumbled.
"Play with us will ya? I don't care if you can use magic. I'm gonna kill you. You think you're gonna win 2 against 1?!"
"Indeed, 2 against 1 might be unfair." The girl said
"Alright, 2 against 2 should even things up." A voice said from out of nowhere.
Suddenly a cat with a bag appeared saying "Meow!"
"Y-you use the spiritual arts?" One of the thugs said.
"Correct. Retreat now, and I won't chase you. Decide quickly I'm in a hurry." The girl said.
"Ugh! You bitch! Next time I see you, I won't go easy on you."
"Do anything to her and I'll haunt you and your kin for forever. Not that you'll have any kin if I take care of things now." The cat said.
The thugs ran in fear, but not before running into 2 people.
The two people looked like Japanese people. A student with a ridiculous haircut, and what looked like some sort of adventurer.
"Huh?!" Both thugs said.
Subaru looked relieved as he thought that maybe he wasn't the only one who was teleported into this world.
And both the girl and the cat were even more confused than they already were.
"Where do you think you're going?"
"Josuke, you take care of the one with dual knifes, I'll take care of the big one."
"Alright."
Both thugs cowered in fear.
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"
"DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA!!!" Both the student, and adventurer cried out.
Both thugs were being punched by what seemed like nothing.
The biggest thug got launched into a wall, while the skinny one with dual knifes got thrown near Subaru.
Unfortunately one of the knifes got thrown at high speed, it was meters away from hitting the girls face.
"Move!" Subaru mumbled loudly.
"Star Platinum: The World!!!"
Suddenly the "adventurer" appeared to be grabbing the knife, while the cat was holding on to the other side.
"Hey what're you think you're doing, you almost hurt her." The cat said.
"Y-you teleported right at the knife. W-what're you?" The girl asked.
"Sorry about that, I usually don't put spectators in danger." The "adventurer" said not very cheerfully.
"My name's Josuke Higashikata, and him, he's Jotaro Kujo, but logically, he's my 28 year old nephew."
"You all have strange clothes like him, and I wanted to ask how did you teleport right infront of me?"
"Well..."
"He has the ability to stop time."
"What?!" The girl said.
"Huh?!" The cat said.
Subaru just watched with no reaction being exhausted.
"Good Grief, Josuke."
"The ability to stop time?! But I'm pretty sure that's impossible." The girl said.
"No, I'm sure it is possible. The Witch of Envy, Satella had that power."
"The Witch of Envy? I guess it is possible. But even so, that doesn't explain why those thugs were being hit by absolutely nothing."
"Look here lady, I can't explain everything as I have multiple questions myself." 'Jotaro' said
"You have questions? Well what are they?"
"I would ask, but I highly doubt you have the answers."
"Oh I see. So your names are Jotaro, and Josuke, correct?"
"Yep!" Josuke said.
"I still haven't gotten your name, oh I forgot. I'm in a hurry."
"And him?" The cat asked.
"Well that's none of our business."
"You say that, but you know you're going to help him."
"Am not!"
"Heh, of course you are."
"Man, she's super cute when she's mad, guess that's another's world fantasy for you."
The girl quickly went over to him and healed him despite the arguement she just had with a cat.
"So you're a healer." Josuke said
"Mhm." The girl said.
"Well I'm one too."
"What? You're a healer?"
"Yep, that's me ol Josuke."
Subaru quickly got healed in only a few seconds.
"What the, your healing is extremely advanced compared to mine. Your healing powers are in high demand for battles." The girl said.
"Oh well, I'm not going out into a battlefield any time soon unless I need to."
"Josuke, we can't stay here for long. We have to find the stand arrow, and Dio. Plus we have to find the person who teleported us here."
"Oh well, cya later whatever your name is."
"Wait!"
"Huh?"
"Woah! Hey don't scare me like that, and you shouldn't be standing right now."
"No...I need answers."
The girl grabbed Subaru's hand.
Subaru looked back at the girl.
"And what's your question?" Jotaro said.
"You were also well...summoned here, into a different world.?"
Everything stopped, and a purple hand came out.
Everybody stopped except for Subaru, and Jotaro.
"Hey! Something's coming towards you!"
Jotaro charged at the hand, meanwhile the hand changed its target to Jotaro.
The hand came at a stop, why?
Subaru asked himself.
"This purple hand is fast, but not as fast as Star Platinum." Jotaro said.
As Jotaro was about to hit the hand with what seemed like nothing, time went on again, and the hand disappeared.
"It disappeared."
Subaru fell on his knees.
"Huh? Are you okay?"
"What the hell just happened." Subaru asked himself, and everyone else.
"What're you talking about?" The girl asked.
Subaru looked at the girl, and said:
"Oh hey, I want to know your name."
"Huh? That's not relevant right now."
"Look, I'm probably about to go through 5 levels of knocked out, by then I'll become a heavy sleeper, so just tell me your name." Subaru said.
"Alright, it's S-Satella."
The cat looked back at 'Satella' in shock.
"That's a pretty name." Subaru said falling to the ground, and going unconscious.
"Woah! Hey you want me to stay here, and heal him with my stand?"
"Your what? I don't know what that is, but it's ok, I'll take care of him, you can leave."
"C'mon Josuke, lets go."
"Cya!" Josuke said.
"Cya later!" The cat said.
2 hours earlier...
POV: Jotaro Kujo
The stand arrow that was being with held by the Speedwagon foundation was stolen, and I had been investigating with Josuke Higashikata, a close friend as to who could've stolen it, and where it went.
We were weeks into the investigation, and the only lead we had was that Dio's spirit stole the stand arrow, but that's a ridiculous rumor. But the thief responsible must've had a stand ability considering they took out heavy security in only a few seconds.
The cameras were all broken except for one, but the one camera that wasn't broken had a terrible view of the person responsible. And I couldn't see the stand through the camera because I saw what the camera saw, and the camera didn't see the stand. So we have no leads.
That was, until we got an anonymous message. The message said:
"Dear Jotaro Kujo
It has come to my attention that you've been investigating a Stand Arrow being stolen. I'm not saying that I was the one who stole it of course, but I wanted to give you a warning, and it has to do with your past. The vampire that you killed for your mother, Dio Brando, isn't dead. And I'm sending this message to tell you Dio will target you if you follow him into the world he's currently in. Dio has gained Over Heaven, he has not fully achieved the full power of Over Heaven, but even then you mustn't follow him into his world, my world. He already gained followers, and they will find you. And if you do go into my world. Find me.
-Roswaal L Mathers
When I first read this, I tried everything in my power to find DIO. No success.
That was, until I was Integrating a former Dio follower with Josuke, A man named Steely Dan, I hoped I could get something out of him, but nothing, I even threatened him to use the Ora Barrage on him, but nothing.
But there was one thing Steely Dan said before I was about to leave.
"Dio always mentioned wanting to achieve an ability named Heaven. I never questioned it, but now that I think about it, it was kinda weird for a man to want more power as he already has enough power. I'm guessing this Heaven he achieved is..."
When Steely Dan said that he fell down. I checked his heart, and he was dead.
30 minutes ago Present
"Shit, what the hell just happened?!" Josuke asked.
"He's dead! Someone assassinated him. Quick Josuke back to back!"
"Alright, on my count we're gonna run to the front door, if you see anyone leave that isn't me, attack." I said.
"3"
"2"
"1"
We both quickly ran to the front door, and we saw the door open.
"Josuke, quick run outside, and track that person!"
We both ran out, and saw some sort of portal that looked like a black hole, and we saw a man with Golden long hair, White Clothes tinted with a little bit of Gold, and a white cloak.
"Dio." I mumbled.
"You're quite gullible Jotaro."
Both Josuke, and I were pulled into the portal.
We both woke up, and we were in a deserted alley way.
The place looked like some sort of medieval type city.
"Damn it, where am I?"
"Ugh, I don't know, we must've hit our head."
"Josuke you came along?" I said
"Well of course I did, we were sucked into the same portal."
"Oh, of course. I just forgot for a second." I said.
Suddenly as things became quiet for a bit as we were thinking how to find Dio, a woman in a maid outfit with blue hair walked up to us.
"Lord Roswaal told me to always check this alley way, I never knew why. But he told me if I ever found a man dressed in full white with a white hat, take I should take him in immediately. Rules are rules. Don't resist. I'd rather not hurt you." This woman pulled out a spiked ball with a chain.
"I don't know what you're planning, but you said a man named Roswaal ordered you to capture me if I was here?" I said.
"Hey, you may be a woman, but threaten us and you'll be in a wall I've done it before." Josuke said.
"Josuke that's a lie, Koichi told me you ran away when you saw Yukako Yamigishi smiling at Koichi a few months ago before Kira happened." I said.
"You just had to ruin my moment!!" Josuke said.
"Do you know Lord Roswaal?" The woman asked.
"I don't know him, but he sent me a warning not to come to your world, and If I did Dio would kill me. But considering he told you to go to this extent I won't bother coming with you." I said.
"He sent you a message huh? Well either way, I have to take you in, like it or not."
"You'll take me in by force? This Roswaal guy doesn't seem too trustworthy. So I'll rather not go with you, and that's the end of it." I said.
"You resist? You should've complied, I can be deadly. He told me to bring you in alive, but not in good shape." The woman said.
"Oh man this is getting intense..." Josuke said.
"Star Platinum: The World!" I shouted out.
Everything stopped. Time stopped.
I went up to the woman and quickly knocked her out.
"And now timw will resume." I said as time went back to normal.
"Woah, you took her out quickly." Josuke said.
"Josuke we have to get going. I would interrogate this woman, but she went to a extent of threatening us. I doubt we'll get anything out of her. Lets go."
"Huh? Alright." Josuke said behind me.
As we were walking out, we saw a blonded hair girl steal something from another girl with white silver hair as she wasn't looking.
"We just witnessed a robbery." Josuke said.
"Nothing I can do. That girl is too far away. We'll just have to ignore it." I said.
"Well I'm going after her." Josuke said as he ran off.
"Wai...Josuke..."
"Ah forget about it, Josuke is stubborn. Like a decade ago, I still think it's better to follow said person than just try to convince them outta of it."
I decided to follow along.
A few minutes later, we were in a alley way, and found a trio of thugs. Then we quickly took them down.
Current Present
Pov: Subaru Natsuki
I woke up in a comfortable lap, I didn't really remember much of anything.
"Woah I'm on someone's lap. It's not normal for girls to be this hairy, but..."
"Hey you're awake." A high pitched voice said.
"Wait! Something's wrong!" I got up, and saw a big cat. Like human size big.
"Hey what's wrong?"
"Stop talking in the high pitched, no one would fall for that." I said already freaked out.
"Aw just look at you, seeing you so happy makes making myself bigger totally worth it."
"I'm not happy at all!" I said.
The girl, "Satella", who was right next to the cat just blankly stared at me with her bright purple eyes.
"Your name was Satella right?" I asked.
"Well y-yes." She hesitated.
"Wait! What happened to the other two?! I still need to ask them questions!" I said.
"Oh the other two? They said their names were Jotaro and Josuke, odd names really." 'Satella' said
"Yeah yeah, I don't really care about their names just where exactly did they go?!" I asked in frustration.
"Well, I don't want to tell you, you'll just chase them down which in turn will exhaust you. And as a healer, I won't allow you to do that." Satella said.
"Aw man, well if you won't tell me that, then maybe I can help you get your stuff back." I said.
"Huh? You would do that, you'll help me get my Insignia back? Er, I don't have any type of reward. So I'll have to decline you." Satella said.
"Come on Lia, I don't sense anything bad in him, so I think we can trust him. But there is one thing we have to test." The cat said.
"And what's that Puck?" Satella asked.
Suddenly everything became quiet and dark.
"Natsuki Subaru, can we trust that you don't work for the man that Roswaal informed me about?" Puck asked.
"Huh? What man are you talking about?" I asked.
"Dio Brando. The Vampire the country has been fearing for weeks. So I'll ask again, Are you working with Dio Brando?" Puck asked again.
"Wha...N-no I don't work for this Dio Brando. Is that enough for you?" I said.
Everything went back to normal as I said that.
"Great, I think we'll be just fine." Puck said as he placed his paw on my left shoulder.
"Woah, I feel all wobbly. Feels like someone just drained me of all my energy for a few moments." Satella said.
"You sure you'll be able to get your stuff back in that state?" I asked.
"Well of course, I'm okay. I don't need help." Satella got back up and kept walking.
"Wait, I'll help you." I said.
She turned back.
"With what exactly?" She asked.
"Well you said you needed help finding your insignia, I'll help you." I said.
"Stop right there!" She said.
I stopped.
She started making eye contact with me. I decided to stop looking as I was blushing.
"I don't think you can help me if you lied about being able to help me. Look just forget about it." She said.
"Lia that was just a instinctive male reaction to avoid tension, I don't think he's lying." Puck said.
"That's enough out of you Puck."
"Well I have to go..."
"Wait! I can still help you!" I said.
"How? If you don't have information on who stole my insignia." She said.
"Look I do, well sorta. Like your cat, Puck said It was just a male reaction, I get nervous whenever someone stares at me."
"Alright fine, you can come along just don't do anything stupid." She said.
"Alright!" I said.
Elsewhere
Same Time
"It seems Jotaro has come to this world, I don't really mind, he'll barely be any trouble. But if he fights alongside that Knight I've heard about, that'll be a problem."
"My Lord, now way that pathetic excuse for a Knight stands a chance against you. Remember you achieved Heaven. A mere Knight and a Human from another world won't be able to defeat you."
"You're right, but we mustn't underestimate them. Get preparations ready for the trade to get the Insignia. We mustn't let anyone get in our way."
"You're right my lord, what do you want to put up for the Insignia."
"Put 20 to 30 Holy Coins, I doubt the trader will reject that."
"Right my lord, and who do you want to send out to get this Insignia."
"I want the Assassin Elsa Granhiert. Hopefully this trade is fast and clean. If little Elsa causes trouble, I might have to kill her."
"Uh, right away my lord."
"Killing Jotaro isn't a problem but if that Reinhardt Knight teamed up with Jotaro, it could be a small problem. One my servants wouldn't be able to handle. I'll create a elite team that'll challenge even Jotaro and that knight. I need a name for them. Hm, well I guess I'll just make them similar to those god for saken Akatsuki in the ninja universe I traveled to. If all else fails I'll personally kill those two. I still need to find members too. Hm."
All went quiet until...
"You called me?"
"Yes indeed, I did. I need you for a job."
"And what job is that?"
"I need you to collect the Insignia, I'll give you 60 Holy Coins, give the other half to the trader."
"Right."
"The trader is in the 5th District in the old loot house. It's hard to pass."
"Right, I'll be on my way."
Elsa left quickly.
"Jotaro won't be a problem, I've killed him before in my Universe, Heaven won't be defeated."
"It's time to assemble a Elite team of 10. As I am Dio it wouldn't be a problem to do that."
"Stealing this Stand Arrow was worth it. Now I won't be defeated. The World Over Heaven won't be defeated."
A/N:
And that's the beta hopefully you enjoyed, oh and the reason why Puck was able to do some sort of time stop was because Emilia/Satella used to be The Witch of Envy. There's probably gonna be alot of questions but I can't answer them all. I don't when the actual story will come out, maybe next week if I can. If not later. So yeah stay tooned for that. And cya.