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What if The Guys Alliance decided to vote off someone else?
Total Drama Island
Hide and Be Sneaky
Duncan: So it's agreed. We vote Bridgette off.
Geoff: No, wait! She could still be an asset to us.
Duncan: Oh, really? You dig the way she smells right now?
Geoff: Why don't we vote Heather off? She's got dirt on all of us, dude.
Duncan: Because we can't. She's got invincibility again. Besides, everyone likes Bridgette and she's great at sports. We might not get another chance, dude.
Geoff: I bet if she was here you would think otherwise!
Duncan: Who?
Geoff: Courtney. I bet you wouldn't vote her off if she was here!
Duncan: Fine, but who would you suggest that doesn't have invincibility?
Geoff: Hmm, What about Lindsay? She is the dumbest one and If the girls find out about the alliance, they have one less girl to vote with them. [Owen then starts sweating bullets]
Duncan: Well, it's better than nothing.
Cut to the elimination ceremony
[dramatic music]
Chris: There are only two marshmallows left on this plate. You each racked up a lot of votes. One of you is going home tonight. And cannot return. Ever. The next marshmallow goes to... Owen.
Owen[chomps]: Woohoo! All right!
Chris: The final marshmallow of the night goes to... Duncan.
Bridgette, Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Leshawna, and Lindsay gasp
Chris: Okay, that was a shocker. Even I'm shocked and I knew the answer.
[elimination music]
[birds calling]
[Divergence Completed]
[Bridgette saved]
[Lindsay eliminated]
[Continue Story from here]
Owen [3: Heather, Izzy, Lindsay]
Duncan [3: Bridgette, Duncan, and Leshawna]
Lindsay [4: DJ, Duncan, Geoff, and Owen]
That's Off the Chain!
({Btw this is when I'm talking} Without an ally, how can Heather win this you ask. Honestly, she doesn't need Lindsay to dismantle and build a bike. Heather still wins, but she's the only one who crosses the line. Chris doesn't know what to do so he lets them vote with Heather having immunity.)
Duncan: So, I guess we vote either Izzy, Gwen, or Leshawna. DJ and Owen, do you have a crush on any of them?
Owen: Well Izzy's cool and stuff [Blushes a little]. Can we not vote off Leshawna? She's the best girl.
Duncan: I guess we vote off Gwen, even though she's the only girl I can relate to. Aww...
Cut to elimination ceremony
Chris: Honestly, not how I expected this day to go. Either way one of you is off this show. Let's get to it, bros! Heather. Owen. Leshawna. Izzy. Geoff. DJ. And Bridgette. Gwen and Duncan, one of you is leaving and to never return. [Dramatic pause] Duncan. Gwen, the dock of shame awaits.
Gwen: Meh, kind of proud of myself making it this far. I hope either Leshawna or Duncan wins. Oh, before I leave, we know about your guys alliance. Bye!
Duncan: What!? How do they know? [Owen started sweating even more]
Duncan [4: Bridgette, Gwen, Heather, and Leshawna]
Gwen [5: DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Owen, and Izzy]
Bonus Scene
Owen: Thanks again for voting off Gwen with us.
Izzy: If you keep your end of the deal, we can continue this.
Owen: Seriously?!
Izzy: Do you want an extra vote or not?
Owen: Fine. [Gives her something]
Izzy: There! Now we have a better chance at making it to the final 2.
Hook, Line, and Screamer
(This goes kind of the same except with no Gwen. Which means Duncan wins immunity and DJ still goes home sadly. Also, Bridgette's here. Going to change up something. This time Owen doesn't push Izzy to the killer, he grabs her hand and tries to run, but Chef easily gets them. Now they can get to second base.)
Wawanakwa Gone Wild!
Owen: Izzy, I don't think that this deal will last.
Izzy: Why?
Owen: One, I still want the marshmallows and two, Duncan and Heather said that they're going to vote you off since you shot Heather's butt.
Izzy: Well, I guess we just have to try to beat the odds and try to vote off Heather! Also, if I don't make it through the episode, you don't have to give me your marshmallow anymore.
Owen: Thanks Izzy!
Cut to the Elimination Ceremony
Chris: Congratulations again to Duncan wining the challenge. You've all cast your votes and made you decision. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers and leave. That means you're out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever. The first marshmallow goes to… Geoff. Owen. Leshawna. Duncan. Bridgette. One marshmallow, two players. Izzy, Heather. One of you has spent your last night on Total Drama Island.
Heather: [slurring] Just give it to me already.
Chris: Eh.
Izzy: Well, we've all got to go sometime, right?
Owen: You could make out with me first. If that would cushion the blow.
[elimination music]
Izzy: Alright! [Owen and Izzy then proceed to make out until Chris pulled them apart] I really love this place! Goodnight, everybody! Thanks for coming out!
[Izzy then disappears into a puff of smoke]
Owen gasps
Chris [whispers to Heather]: Being the loser, you realize you still have some unfinished business.
Heather [slurring]: Duncan, I require your services.
Heather [3: Izzy, Leshawna, and Owen
Izzy [4: Bridgette, Duncan, Geoff, and Heather]
Trial by Tri-Armed Triathlon
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Over the past six weeks, we've watched sixteen campers push themselves to the limit! And they get their butts kicked off the island by their fellow campers! Sucks to be you! Ezekiel. Eva. Noah. Justin. Katie. Tyler. Izzy. Cody. Beth. Sadie. Courtney. Harold. Eva again. Trent. Lindsay. Gwen. DJ. And Izzy, again. Only six campers remain. And after six weeks of bugs, crappy camp food, and even grosser bathrooms, our six finalists are about this close to losing it. We strove to come up with the best way to help the campers destress, then decided it would be way more fun to handcuff them together and see if we couldn't push them over the edge.
Heather: Did Duncan's parole officer send a care package?
Chris: Nah, all in the name of today's challenge: The Tri-Armed Triathlon!
Owen: Tri-armed? Like, three arms?
Chris: Yes! Three challenges, three teams of two, three arms per team.
Heather: Have you met these people? I am not being chained to any of them.
Chris: Winning team members both get invincibility from tonight's vote.
(The Pairs are Bridgette and Duncan, Geoff and Leshawna, and Heather and Owen. Geoff and Leshawna get along the most while Bridgette and Duncan get along the least … until Heather starts insulting Izzy. Geoff and Leshawna win invincibility!)
Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decision. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers. That means you're out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever. The first marshmallow goes to... Owen. Next, Duncan. Four campers are left, but only three marshmallows. The next marshmallow goes to... Geoff. Bridgette. Yep. That's one surefire way to wipe a smile off a camper's face. Show them a plate with exactly one marshmallow on it.
(Confessionals Onn)
Leshawna: I ain't gonna front. I knew that if it came down to a popularity contest, I was gonna lose big time. I had to vote off Heather.
Heather: I'd have to be an idiot to vote off anyone else at this point. No hard feelings, it's just strategy.
Owen: Mwah, mwah.
(Confessionals Off)
Chris: I'm left with just one marshmallow for the night. And either Heather or Leshawna is about to go home. The last marshmallow of the night goes to...Leshawna. Heather, it's time for you to go, bro.
[elimination music]
Heather: No Chris, your wrong. It's a tie since me, Duncan, and Ge-
Geoff: I actually voted for you Heather. [Heather than realized that she was eliminated. All the campers bursted into cheers. Even Duncan joined in.]
Chris: Heather, the dock of shame awaits.
Leshawna [2: Heather and Duncan]
Heather [4: Bridgette, Geoff, Leshawna, and Owen.]
Haute Camp-ture
(Each of the losers have someone there're rooting for, even Heather!)
Duncan [4: Courtney (she was thinking on Bridgette, but she chose her boyfriend over her best friend), Eva, DJ, and Heather (Since he never hated her)]
Owen: [6: Ezekiel, Katie and Sadie (They can't decide between Owen and Leshawna), Tyler, Cody (Gwen is out the question), and Izzy.]
Leshawna: [7: Noah, Justin (Don't know who he would vote for, so I chose at random), Beth, Harold, Trent and Gwen (Since Gwen and Leshawna are best friends), and Lindsay]
(Poor Bridgette and Geoff. Also, sadly Leshawna still gets eliminated. Not doing the next 2 episodes since they're the same except Heather and Gwen are replaced with Bridgette and Geoff.)
I Triple Dog Dare You!
(confessionals: Gigette and Owen)
Bridgette: So, I actually made it to the final three. Still can't believe it.
Geoff: Wow, me and Bridgette mad it to the final 3! Wahoo! We're so close!
Owen: I wanted to believe it! I dreamt it could be true! And now the day is finally here! All-you-can-eat pancakes! Yes!
Bridgette: Yeah, the money would be awesome. But you know what would be sweeter. Making sure that me and Geoff make it to the Final 2.
Geoff: Luckily, I'll I got to do is team up with my bae-
Owen: Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes!
Bridgette: -And help to go against Owen so that we can win.
Owen: Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes! Haha.
Geoff and Bridgette at the same time: Obviously I'm going to split the money with Bridg/Geoff!
Owen: I'd never win. But if I did, I'd start every day with pancakes! 'Cause they're like little mini sunshine filled with yummy fun.
Bridgette: Personally, I've had enough drama here to last a lifetime, I mean… Owen's okay, but weeks with Heather was about as much fun as a mouth full of impacted molars. Did I just say that?
Owen: But all the all-you-can-eat pancakes in the world wouldn't be special without friends to share them. [sighs]
Geoff: Sure, Owen won some challenges, but the fact that he can't be disgusted is awesome and scary.
Owen: You ever notice how much a toilet seat looks like a pancake? [chuckles] [lick]
Geoff: At least he's kind of lazy.
Owen [after he laughs]: I should probably spit this out. [snores]
(confessionals off)
Chris: Campers. Welcome to the semifinals. The producers ran out of insane ways of torturing you, so… they asked the ousted campers for ideas. Turns out they had a lot. They provided us with the sickest, most twisted and insane dares imaginable in TDI's version of… Spin the Bottle! Starting with… Izzy! Trent! Cody! Justin! Noah! Leshawna! Lindsay! Beth! Tyler! Harold! DJ! Heather! Gwen! Duncan! Courtney! Eva! Katie and Sadie. And the home-schooled, misogynistic country boy, Ezekiel. Put 'em all together, and we've got a high stakes game of… I Triple Dog Dare You!
(Honestly the only way for Owen to lose is for him to go into a plane. You might think that Heather might do the dare, but do you remember that Owen got respect from Heather when he cursed in front of her? No offence, but Bridgette does have the best chance to lose. The both of them are no match to Owen.)
The Very Last Episode, Really!
Chris: Welcome back. We asked our finalists to record their thoughts in our confessional booth before going into the final round.
(Confessionals)
Owen and Geoff: I had a wicked time!
(flashback)
Owen and Geoff(voiceover): It was awesome.
Owen (in the flashback): Yeah! Who's the man?!
(flashback ends)
Chef: You think its easy cooking for twenty-two ungrateful teenagers? Man, I've had better jobs in prison.
Owen: The food was awesome!
Geoff: The food sometimes wasn't bad. Like the pancakes and the feast from the awake-a-thon challenge.
(flashback)
chomping
Owen: Ahh…
(flashback ends)
Chef: At least someone's appreciative. Slavin' all day at a hot stove. "Less rat droppings". Does this look like a five-star restaurant to you?
Owen and Geoff: And the people were just awesome!
Owen: The one thing I'll be remembered for? Uh…
(multiple farts over flashbacks)
Owen: I hope my great personality. [farts]
Geoff: What will I be remembered for? Hopefully My great personality. I'm so ready for this! Wahoo!
(Confessionals Off)
(Owen and Geoff, the final 2. Technically the Guys alliance worked with the finalist being from the guys alliance. These are their supporters)
Owen [12: Beth, Cody, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Katie, Lindsay [Transfer] Noah, Sadie, and Tyler
Geoff [8: Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Leshawna, and Trent
(Both would have a party, but Owen's would be on a yacht which is why Lindsay switched.)
The final two campers participate in one last challenge for the grand prize, with all of the previously eliminated campers returning to watch. After a race filled with sabotage and brownies, one contestant wins the grand prize and the other goes home with a "consolation prize".
Who won? Well, that's up to you to decide.
Elimination Order: Ezekiel, Eva (1), Noah, Justin, Katie, Tyler, Izzy (1), Cody, Beth, Sadie, Courtney, Harold, Eva (2), Trent, Lindsay, Gwen, DJ, Izzy (2), Heather, Leshawna, Bridgette, and Owen/Geoff.