PASTELLI'S POV:

I wake up. My back doesn't hurt... neither does my right paw...and there's no ring- oh my god it was a dream. Me and Cloud aren't dating...still, and the whole week, I tried to tell Cloud, but I just couldn't because I'm as shy as a feral cat. So I've been sleeping in some guy's bed, that hasn't kissed me once, who I also had sex with at the same time...it makes no sense.

I run downstairs, slipping on the last step, and falling face first into the hardwood floor, or at least I thought. Before I could fall to the ground, Lucario helps me up. "Phew! Thanks a bunch!" I say, shaking her hand. "No problem! As the only girls in the house, we gotta look after each other!" She said, relived I was okay.

After she let go of my hand, she sat down, and I started talking about my horrible nightmare/dream. "A-AND DENIGOTBLASTEDINTOATREETRUNKANDIROAREDANDBECAMEDRAGON" I was saying, but everybody just sat there. Mewtwo, was the only one actually understanding what I said, and filled everybody else in. He then read my mind.

"So...I see Cloud, outside, yelling at Sephiroth...ok...yep, then Pastelli tried to get him to come inside, because it's terribly cloudy outside, but Cloud was mad and pushed Pastelli away-"

Cloud gasped.

"Ahem...anyways, she started to cry, and Cloud ran to comfort her, but then got blasted by Sephiroth, which also sent Pastelli flying into a tree trunk...and she...turned into a dragon...and they fought, which...hey look I'm in there! I'm finally the hero for once, healing Cloud, and watching this fight. Pastelli then...went into a coma...and Cloud was severely depressed...and she came back and got married. The end." Mewtwo said, as everybody just stared at me.

"That has got to be one of the craziest dreams I've ever heard" Meta Knight said. Lucas, of course, wanted to be an asshole. "OOOOH PASTELLI GOT MARRIED IN HER DREAM! AND TO CLOOOOOOOUD!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHHOHOHOOHO!"

"And you kissed Ness in the bathroom at the gazebo IN REAL LIFE!" I snapped back, and he just stared, and sat back down, not talking. "Dewd, ju saw dat tuu?" Kirby said, and I nodded. I sat down on a couch next to Cloud, and he stared at my ches- oh god I realized that you could kinda see my dobonahonkaroes thought my large, V-neck pajama shirt.

"I-I'll be right back guys" I said, as I ran upstairs so fast, I bashed half of my body into a wall on my way up.

NARRATOR'S POV:

While Pastelli was upstairs changing, Cloud couldn't get the image of Pastelli's dobanahonkalloes (boobs) out of his head, resulting in him, staring into space with a stiff boner.

"Dude, you ok?" Meta Knight asked, and Cloud was spooked to see the masked blob in front of him.

"Yeah, I'm fine, but my heart isn't."

"Oh boy, another heartache. Look, I'm sorry for Tifa and Aerith's losses, but you gotta remember, there are plenty of other girls out there. Like Pastelli."

"No it's not about th- wait, did you just say Pastelli?"

Yeah, Pastelli, she's single. She looks a little weird, but she has a nice personality."

"Oh I thought she was dating"

"NO! THEN WHY DID SHE HAVE SEX WITH YOU?!?!"

"True that."

"Hey, the Smash Ball is coming up. Ask her out."

"Good idea."

BACK UPSTAIRS:

While getting dressed, Pastelli thought about Cloud. She was gonna ask him out to the Smash Ball.

On separate stories of the house, Cloud and Pastelli said, "I'm going to ask him/her out" at the same time.

PASTELLI'S POV:

I ran back downstairs, instead stubbing my toe, and falling face first into Cloud's lap. I blush, super embarrassed. I also roar, because I do that when I'm in pain. The roar stared to fade into a full on cry. My toe really hurt. But, I recovered quickly, and I went back to talking with friends. I sit on the floor, on a pillow, because everywhere else is already taken. I'm leaning up against the couch, around Cloud's legs.

I felt my tail touch something, but I thought nothing if it, as it was probably the wall or something.

"Ahh~ Pastelli...what the hell are you doing?" I heard from above me, and I look up to Cloud. So APPARENTLY, what I thought was the wall (because I'm sitting on the floor, and my tail would be under the couch), was actually Cloud's lower area... "I have no control over my tail. I really thought it was under the couch, sorry. I can move if you want." I say, but Cloud wants me to stay here.

~.A few hours later, around 3:00.~*

YAY! THE SMASH BALL IS SOON, AND I GOTTA ASK CLOUD TO BE MY DATE.

~. Five minutes later.~

That went well. I got a date, and now Lucas is BEING AN IDIOT!

"LOOOOOOOVEEEE"