PASTELLI'S POV:

Ok, so you think this is all gonna go well, but OH TRUTS ME IT'LL ALL GO SOUTH.

So, after asking Cloud out, Everybody else met up with their date, and we all went down to the gazebo. Mewtwo and Incineroar, Meta Knight And Lucina, Lucario and Charizard, Ness and Lucas, Kirby and Jigglypuff, And Captain Falcon with Ganondorf (friends :D).

After finding seats, we sat down, and kinda tried to start a conversation. Even though we're sleeping with each other, we haven't talked to each other at all. So, I do what every other human being would do when they're nervous. I "went to the bathroom", and Meta Knight gave me some romance tips, like "How to start a conversation", and "What to talk about". Basic stuff.

so I get back, and Lucas is doing comedy! His comedy acts are always really funny, and he does them usually at every event. I have a feeling that this'll be another great act like all the other ones!

(FIVE MINUTES LATER): I am currently having the whole entire smash roster and assist trophies staring at me, because Lucas was making jokes and stuff about me liking Cloud. FUCK YOU LUCAS :(! I'm laying my head down, with my face buried in my arms, making growling noises. Then, Lucas made a joke about me and Cloud having Sex...oh that was the last straw.

"THATS IT LUCAS YOU DIPSHIT COME HERE!" I yell, as I get up, and run towards the stage. Lucas is laughing hysterically, as I'm chasing him, trying to give him a piece of my mind. After about 10 minutes, I finally catch up to him, and I drag him back to the stage, and I say "Hey, WEEEELLL... uh sorry about my brother here. He wants to make jokes and bout my love life, SO I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIS!"

The crowd cheered, mainly the girls, because I'm getting revenge like any woman would do. I made jokes about Lucas and Ness, and he hated every second. "See? Now you know how I feel." I say to him, as the crowd cheered at my great comedy act. I'm better than Lucas could ever be. Once I sit down, me and Cloud actually managed to start a conversation. We talked about stupid things we did in our childhoods.

As a child, I hung out with friends, drew, played video games, and ate a lot. Cloud said he didn't really do much as a kid except explore the forest with friends. Sounds pretty fun if I do say so myself. After talking for a little bit, I went to the bathroom, and got some food to eat. The buffet was prepared and perfected but the University's head chef, Guy Furry, who is a literal cat.

The food was most certainly perfect. Best Hamburger I've ever had in my life! Then, the most embarrassing part, dancing. I'm the worst person at dancing (maybe on the dance floor but not in bed if ya know what I mean 7w7), and Cloud is probably way better than me! But this isn't just any old music, this is slow dance music. What the hell did I expect from a Smash Ball?

TBC BECAUSE IM TIRED! I fell asleep 3 times while writing this, so ima go to sleep and write more tomorrow. See ya!