Chapter 1
Narrator: Inside Oak Grove Elementary, a group of students is sitting in the auditorium as MacKenzie B. gives her student council presidential speech. During her speech, the camera lands on a bored-looking Dylan Beekler, who's sitting with her face rested in her hand.
MacKenzie B. (in a faux-sweet tone of voice and a smug expression on her face): And as class president, I vow to make our school the best it can be, and to protect it from outcasts like Dylan Beekler and her "god lord" Gelatin the Imbecile-
Golan (sitting next to Dylan in a similarly bored pose): Golan the Insatiable.
Mackenzie B.: Yeah. Nobody cares, Golan. To protect us from Dylan and Golan the Insatiable. Thank you!
Narrator: Everyone in the audience claps (except for Dylan and Golan). In a fit of fury, Golan stands up. His eyes glow red and he's now standing in front of Mackenzie B.
Golan: You dare insult me?! I am Golan... the Insatiable! Former ruler of Gkurool! Destructor of the indestruct-
Narrator: At that moment, Mackenzie B. takes out a taser and zaps Golan with it, who screams and falls to the ground.
Golan (smoldering): Ow. That was harsh.
Mackenzie B. (tapping the side of her face with the taser): At least unlike you, I'm not a total failure!
Narrator: Most people in the audience laugh. Dylan, mortified, looks around her. The scene shifts to outside the auditorium. After a moment, Golan and Dylan both come out.
Dylan (muttering): Stupid Mackenzie, B. She will pay for insulting my god lord!
Golan (as leftover current flows through his body): Yeah. You do that. I'm gonna go get a coffee from the teacher's lounge.
Narrator: Golan leaves, leaving Dylan alone.
Dylan: You do that, Golan, but there's gonna be hell to pay!
Narrator: Later that night, Dylan gets Golan's spellbook out from under her bed. She opens it up and flips the pages until she reaches a page with a picture of a winged demon on it.
Dylan: Gotcha! Miyan ru slyn slah poyem!
Narrator: Nothing happens for a second. Suddenly, a red portal appears on the floor and a red, black, and purple demon appears. It roars upon doing so. Dylan screams. The demon notices her and starts to attack her. Dylan continues to scream as she evades its attacks. After a while, she jumps out of the window onto the edge. The demon flies pass her. It turns around and charges at Dylan. Dylan jumps back into her room. She grabs the window sill and slams it. It crushes the demon by its neck, preventing it from moving. Dylan tightens her grip on the window sill and roughly places her foot onto the demon's head. After much effort, she kicks its head off. The head rolls across the floor as blood gushes out of the demon's wound. Dylan falls to the floor and breathes heavily.
Dylan (softly): Woah. Badass!
Narrator: Later, Dylan is looking for something in the bathroom.
Dylan (looking through draws): Where is it? Where is it? Aha!
Narrator: Dylan smiles and picks up a pair of skin scissors. She leaves the room. On her way back to her room, she passes her mother, Carol's, room. She fails to notice Golan in there.
Golan (holding up a vibrator): Uh-huh. And this is supposed to satisfy me?
Carol (completely blissful): Trust me. It's great. Try it out!
Narrator: The camera zooms to Golan's upper body as he moves his arm downwards. A vibrating sound is heard as his upper body begins to shake.
Golan (in a relaxed tone of voice): Oh, yeah. You were right.
Narrator: Golan shuts his eyes.
Golan: Oh- That's the stuff!
Narrator: The camera shifts back to Dylan's room. She's using the skin scissors to cut the demon's wings off. When's she's done, she goes over to the open window. She holds up the wings and spreads her arms.
Dylan: Cool!
Narrator: Dylan jumps out the window and a crashing sound is heard.
Dylan: Ow
Narrator: Later, Dylan arrives at Mackenzie B.'s house. She has a pink and white present in her hand.
Dylan (eying the gift): Now... how am I gonna get this in her bedroom?
Narrator: Dylan notices something. She bends down and picks up a rock.
Dylan (smiling): That'll work!
Narrator: The scene shifts to the inside of Mackenzie B.'s room. The rock that Dylan found gets thrown through the window, completely destroying it. Outside, Dylan is sitting in a tree. She smiles deviously and tosses the gift into the room. It lands on Mackenzie B.'s bed. Dylan smiles. Suddenly, there's the sound of footsteps and girls talking.
Dylan: Uh oh.
Narrator: Dylan climbs down the tree. Inside the house, Mackenzie B. and her bitchy posse come into her bedroom. They stop and stare at the broken window.
Mackenzie B.: Hey! What the hell happened here?!
Girl #1 (the one in blue): We didn't do this!
Girl #2 (the one in green): No kiddin', genius!
Girl #3 (the one in yellow): Hey, look. There's a present on the bed!
Narrator: Mackenzie B. goes over to her bed and picks up the gift.
Mackenzie B.: It's for me!
Girl #2: Who's it from?
Mackenzie B. (suspiciously): Don't know. There's no name.
Girl #1: Maybe it's from Dylan Beekler.
Narrator: The other girls laugh.
Mackenzie B. (sarcastically): Yeah. Right. Like Dylan could get into my room!
Narrator: Mackenzie B. opens up the gift. She gasps in excitement. Inside the box are four different colored lip glosses. Each of the girls takes one. They start to apply it and admire themselves in mirrors while the song "Scars to Your Beautiful" by Alessia Cara plays. Suddenly, the music stops.
Mackenzie B.: Hey! Is it just me, or does this stuff sting?
Girl #3: Yeah. Kinda.
Narrator: At that point, one of the girls screams. The camera zooms over to her, revealing that her lips are literally melting away. The same thing starts to happen to the other girls.
Mackenzie B. (screaming at the top of her lungs): Dylan!
Narrator: Meanwhile, Dylan is still waiting outside. Her grin grows wider when she hears Mackenzie B.'s voice.
Dylan: Enjoy your gifts, bitches!
AN 1: Thanks for reading! I hope that you all liked the chapter. Please leave a review!
AN 2: In case anyone's wondering, this story takes place during "season 2." After the episode "Golan the Impregnable."