Chris: Hello Fans from everywhere in the world and welcome to Total drama if you all remember Camp wawanakwa our island for the first 5 seasons it kinda was destroyed but we got another island on season 5.5 which was pahkitew island but that was destroyed off screen by Chef when he was on a date so for the last 6 months i have been sending a group of intern to put some special lets say science machines to ( zooms out ) resemble a new island or more island's plural * chuckles * so join me on Total drama and the island of drama.

Chris: Ok so here on the island of drama we will be watching 24 teens from our previous seasons will be competing for 1 million dollars. And heres our first competitor welcome back Heather.

Heather: Great back on an island what are you going to do this time throw me in a volcano.

Chris: Shhhhh stop spoiling Heather but anyway heres the next competitor.

A young man steps off of the boat that dropped him off.

Chris: Dj welcome back.

Dj: Moma would tell me its great to be back but its not really.

Chris: ok now here comes our next two straight off of The Ridonculous race Owen and Noah.

Noah: Great I get off of the Ridonculous race judt to come back to this Hell

Owen: o I love this show wahooo ( Owen jumps around shaking the dock )

Chris: Ok Now here comes

A guy jumps off the boat just to swim 1 foot so he looks cool

Lightning: Shabam.

Chris: Welcome back Lighting and ( boat honks ) and B.

Lightning: So this is the competition ( Lightning smirks and chuckles )

Chris: Soo... weres the

Izzy: Booo

Chris: Ohh there you are Izzy I was just looking for you. So weres your boat Izzy.

Izzy: No were you can prove.

Chris: But Eva was on it.

Eva: IZZY IM GOING TO KILL YOU.

Chris: And here comes Three of the fan favorites Geoff Bridgette and leshawna.

Leshawna: How it going people.

Bridgette: Its slightly ok to be back.

Geoff: I really don't need this money as I won The Ridonculous race.

Chris: Ok Now Heres our next three.

A woman hops of the boat in anger.

Jo: Mclain you have it coming this time putting me on a boat with the creepy girl and hair spray.

Chris: Jo your insults are lacking.

Jo: Why you...

Dawn: Hello.

Ann Maria: Dont judge what you dont have.

Chris: Ok so Now Welcome The Shark bait Scott.

Scott: Tea totally Shark bait.

chris: Um whos left um lets see...

Topher: um its me Chris.

Chris: O yes Topher I totally invited you because i like you as a person bla bla bla...

here comes Sky and Ella.

Sky: ( Front Flips ) im ready to win this game and not get in involved in relatiooooooon ( stares at Noah )

Ella: La la la It is me and I am Back on the

Chris: Stop No singing. Besides Tyler lindsay and courtney are on there way.

lindsay( Clearly avoiding Tyler) um hi everyone.

Tyler: Hi lindsay we were on the boat together but you didn't say hi.

courtney: Its because your a looser.

Noah: and what does that make you.

courtney: What do uou mean No it all

Noah: I mean he never got dumped over cheating.

courtney: excuse me Noah I didn't cheat on Scott and im never getting distracted by a voy ever again ( gets hit by Cody )

Seirra: Chris save him hes dieing.

Cody: Sierra its just a splinter

Courtney: Cody let me look. I am a C.I.T I can remove a splinter.

Cody: ( splinter being ripped out) ouch wow thanks Courtney.

Sierra: ( bumps Courtney away ) Stay away from my man.

Chris: Cody Sierra welcome. And for the final competitor ( helicopter lowers a create ) why only its are greatest Freak of our times Ezekiel.

Ezekiel: ( creat open) Rar.

Dawn: That poor boy he needs help my help.

Scott: No Dawn he needs mental help And I dont think he can get it from you.

Dawn angerly stayed silent as she wanted to keep he pasathist ways

Chris: Everyone follow me for the all expenses tour of the islands of drama.

Now if you step of the dock you'll be on Beached Whale beach.

Courtny: And why is it called that.

A whale jumps out of the ocean Splashing Water.

Courtney: Ok then.

Chris: Know if we continue walking we see across the way mountain of drama we'll get back to that later... ok there chefs kitchen and the cabins are behind the kitchen but well get back to that in a little so step into the kitchen.

Dj: So hows the food situation.

Chef: I serve 3 meals a day and you eat it if you don't you die.

Dj: Gulp Will i be able to you know cook for my self.

Chef: No I cook you eat. Not the other way around. ( Starts crying )

Chris: Ok lets get out of here. So the 3 cabins the Mansion the Normal Cabin and the house boat.

Scott: House what.

Chris: Boat. House boat. and as a bonus each cabin has its own confessional, would you like to try the house boats Scott.

Scott's Confession: Ok so this is stupid, I have to sit up on this thing and i can see all that ( Scott looks Shocked ) Water ( Scott leaves confessional in fear )

Courtney's confession: Scott is such a looser he cant handle a little water im happy I broke that loosers heart.

Jo's confession: Great back on a dumb island with loosers im going to die from these idiot's.

Chris: Ok a little harsh jo and courtney but

Find out what would happen next time on total drama and the island of drama.