who would have thought that walking down the street would be dangerous I know I didn't.

well untill now "hand over the money asshole" said the man holding me at gun point Jesus Christ I don't want to die yet only 21 no girlfriend a hard worker with barely anything to show for it ugh why me I thought. "Alright..Alright just don't shoot" Damn why did my voice crack now I sound like a pussy well who wouldn't if they had a gun in there face loaded and ready to spray my brains out all over the pavement.

"Hey what's going on here" yelled someone I couldn't see.

Shit don...BAMM

huh so this is what dieing feels like ...

feels like I'm (boom crack) ugh my back hurts.

I lift up my head looking back and forth trying to see where I'm at over to my left a golden gate I could hear trumpets in the distance. On my right a staircase leading down I jumped up as fast as i can

"Holy shit I'm dead" "HEY no cursing" said a man behind me I twirled around there was a podium with a big ass book on it like a ledger or a check in "Wait wait are you" I dare to ask I mean I am Christian but this was a bit much now that I think about it how did I get here.

The old man had an angry look on his face Whit hair and was balding.

"so do you know how you died saint Peter asked I looked at him like he grew a second head "I take it you don't know tends to happen with head injuries or in your case quarter sized entries with a fist sized exit hole so Frank Jones does in ring any bells maybe cracked ones he laughed out. Jeez what an ass I'm dead and he's laughing about it cunt.

"so are you gonna speak up boy so I can let you in head honcho wants to talk." Wait the God one and only wants to speak with me I ask a little shaken by the memories coming back "uh yeah I got shot" That wasn't so hard now was it hurry on in your holding up the line I look back to the staircase and see a long single file line with people old young and concerning children familys individuals I turn back to the gate as I heard it opening looking through the gate I was greeted to the sight of the most gorgeous woman I have ever met smile blasting at full and directed at me Mr. Jones right this way Christ is a busy man planning his return and the inevitable apocalypse that will follow. Well that was concerning well I shouldn't be surprised considering I died in the year 2020 riots pandemics and government doing voting fraud and a great hate boner for head honcho trying to run the place I felt like it was happening sooner than later. As I walked through the gate my blue jeans and regular t-shirt that should have brain matter on it changed into robes in a breath of air.

um angel lady could I get something less uh windy I asked she just stared at me holding back a giggle at my uncomfortable look on my face you can wait were almost there she said.

hmm can't tell anything with all these damn clouds hitting me in the face ugh alright I answered she started giggling hahaha you seem like a punk and a asshole but act like everyone else when face with there own mortality when in fear of there life ending don't worry we got a job for you.

well that's a relief I don't want to be bored I said in my head she abruptly stopped at a office complex that appeared litterly out of thinair. I don't think I'll ever get used to this I said as we entered the lobby I looked around and noticed that there were no elevators or stairs so how are we getting up I abruptly stop as a pair of wings popped out of her back with a literal comical cartoon pop hang on she said as she grabbed me with a startled Yelp we were on the top floor with me still hanging on to her for dear life. You know I'm not apposed to what your doing Mr Jones but only after we get to know each other I let go as fast as I can with a tomato red face I apologise then we continue to God's office as weird as that sounds as we're going into the office I hear the most pleasing voice you could imagine like a really good friend or of a really close family member you haven't seen in a while but miss deeply

Ah Gabriel you brought him right on time too

You bet ya Father wasn't gonna let you down

I'm now sweating and nervous as all hell cause I remember a few minutes before when I was fondling her holding on for dear life not wanting to die again wait can you die again weird crap there both staring ah shit did I say any of that out loud The man the one and only God who had white long hair a pleasant glow and fire like eyes just smirked and started laughing his ass off

HAAHAHAAHA oh man this why I picked you for this job opportunity so here you go ...click...

with a snap of his finger I'm in a decent sized gym with holy shit is that big boss (Metal gear solid 5 ground zeros version) and Roy mustang (fullmetal alchemist brotherhood version but old looking)

what the hell am I doing here I ask them well kid we're here to train you in our respected professions espionage and fire alchemy

answered big boss

Holy shit I'm in heav... well no shit I answered in my head God was bringing a folder and handed it to me I open it and it shocked me what was inside intelligence on a character from a show I didn't like not one bit with it being a web series and relatively low budget one Bonafide Queen of Grimm Salem from RWBY well then I guess I should start asking questions

Why me I ask why am I special to this mission God gives me a sad look before saying

Because son you need to repent for your sins and burning in hell seemed too much so your a test subject for a let's say a rehabilitation program for sinners that didn't do to bad a chance to come home for them

I just stare at him for a moment I knew there was something up with how cagy he seemed

you know why son

Yeah I do looking at him sadly I said

I still think that man deserved it hell I think dieing young was karma for it maybe I should go to ...

your crime wasn't killing it was not asking for forgiveness for the sin you've committed you can't judge people for there sins your not me

ugh this broody shits pissing me off let's get this over with so I can come home God just sports a grin and with it he tells me to get to training

I just think to myself how have I ended up doing a job for God which turned out to be wetwork or assassination work to a different worlds equivalent of Lucifer.

Well the first chapter of my first Fanfiction it ain't that great I know I'm not good at this but hopefully this turns out good and the mystery of the OC keeps you entertained enough to want to come back see ya then haha