Hello folks, I've decided to start a gag series called Mercury vs. that's done in the same vein as DevilArtemis' Cell vs. series. The cast will feature Mercury as Perfect Cell, and Jaune as Kermit. Other characters will be used however I see fit, and while a lot of these will be both DevilArtemis homages, and my own original pieces, I'm open to requests you all have.
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Now you may be wondering to yourself, Jaune and Mercury friends? How did this happen? Well it started as any normal day at a comic shop until Mercury, and Jaune saw another. Mercury had gotten into a fighting stance.
"You fool, you can't possibly stand a chance. I'm a huntsman elite?" Jaune asked as he drew his sword.
Mercury smirked deciding to play along "Well with enough drugs even someone like me can surpass an elite."
"It's useless, I'm going to kick Cinder's whore ass." Jaune said.
"Wait you're trying to kick Cinder's ass?" Mercury asked
"Well yeah." Jaune replied.
"Oh my god, so am I." Mercury said getting out of his stance. "Did we?"
Jaune lowered his sword. "Did we become best friends?"
'Let me tell you about my best friend.' Plays as a montage Mercury and Jaune go about doing several friendly activities. They went to a convention, talked with cosplayers, rode bikes, played children's card games, threw money at a pole dancing Neo, had a sleepover, and took turns kicking Tyrian after they broke his arms and legs.
"Jaune would you like to do the honors?" Mercury asked after holding a baseball bat out for Jaune.
"It would be my pleasure." Jaune grinned as he took the bat, and looked at a bound Cinder.