PJO Rapathon

by NicolaQ

I think I need to seriously clear some stuff up: 1. This is absolutely not a rap battle— for the first few chapters. 2. I can go back to fix these or make them longer if you think there's a problem, but for now everything was completely off the top of my head. 3. Rap battles come later because they're hard. So just tell me who you want battling who before I frack up.

1. What Up With Percy?

Percy's Rap

I'm Perseus Jackson; saving the worlds.

While getting crushed on by a heck lot of girls

But I've got a girlfriend; her name's Anna.

She's more gifted than that fat guy Santa.

I've been through all kinds of gods plus Egyptian and Norse

My high flying ride is Blackjack the dark horse.

Some say I've got the looks of a Roman god

You can't blame the ladies for liking this bod.

With my sea green eyes and jet black hair

I'm like 'Girl, you have a boyfriend'

She's like 'do I look like I care?'

I've had a lot of relationships and most of them been rough

My girlfriend Anna? Dang that girl's tough.

We've been through Tartarus and back because I don't wanna leave her side

Because she's so cute I'm losing my mind.

My second "relationship" was with Rachel Dare

When she became a Delphic Oracle she's like 'for you I do not care

I was drawn to your world, not that you were a hottie

I don't think I wanna date that Mediterranean complexioned body.'

As for Nico; well, that's another story

He's one of the guys on the crushed category.

Speaking of crushed

I kicked Ares's butt

With my pen-sword Riptide

Cause that's just how I vibe.