Hi erveryone I had to read the hobbit for a writing class im taking so I can writee better fanfic, I decided to write a quick fanfic. It will only be a few chapters though not very long.
am totally Bilbo Baggins. I walked through the totally double doors to my totally high school, Middle Earth High. I saw totally Gandalf in the corridor. Gandalf is like, totally a nerd but I like him anyway cos he's nice. Except he's kind of condescending. Oh totally well. I totally saw... LEGOLAS! Legless was the most popular kid at Middle Earth high, he wos a sports jock he did archery. Him had long blonde hair like a babrie doll.
I saw totally Thorin, he came up to me.
"Hi will u give me and my like 12 friends lunch"
"wtf no"
"Shut up ur a stupid hobbit."
Suddenly handalf came up to us. "What is going on?" Gandalf is the princapel of hobbit high.
"He's been mean," i saed.
"Thorin why are you being mean to frodo"
"WTF my name is biblo."
"Sorry bible baggins, anyway why are you being ruid?"
"Because I need a burgler for my adventure and hes useless"
"Im not A BURGER!" I shouted angry
"calm down geez," said thorin
Suddenly the totally school bully, Smaug the dragon came up to us. Everyone hated him cos he smoked and set things on fire with him explode cigarattes. He also stole everyone money.
"Go away smaug no one likes you," said Thorin
Smaug burst into teers and ran away
"That was mean thorin is today like national be mean to everyone day? You should apopoagise" said ganelf
"no."
In our next class which was shampoo, Legolas favourite class, Thorin came up to me making a shampoo for beards. It was actually science but we were making our own shampoo formulas 2day.
"Dildo Baggins I have a secret plan," said throin, "We can overthrow smaug"
I gapsed and SHRIKED and fainted. When I woke up I was in the infirmaryer, there wos another kid there his name is gollum he's rly weird. He was saying my precious to hisself. He had a ring but he dropped it. I picked it up and put it on and suddenly.. INVISIBILE! I snuck up to Thonren and slap him in face.
"That's 4 bean mean." then I took off ring
"wow how you invisible?" said htroe, too enthrolled by the invisableity ring to bee angery at get slapin face. It not matter anyway cos he already ugly.
"Im not telling, I said." But we cn use ths power against smog" I said.
Thorin agreed with me, he went up to his friend Fili or whatever. I can't remmeber like 12 dwarf names. "Fili let's- OH EM GEE !" he suddenly went
but u have to wait till next chapter to see why he go OH EM GEE becaus that's how stories work
I'M BACK yes still posting ridiculous fanfic. Maybe I will post real stuff one day.