If you don't know already, this story will probably make your mind go haywire and give you cancer. Yes, actual cancer. This was an idea I had after being high on those things they inject you with before they pull out your wisdom tooth. Yeah, I kinda had that. So yeah, I am concerned for your life if you decide to not leave and spiral down the hole of shit that we call this story. Your family and friends actually care about your well-being so it's best not to, but hey, you do you. Also, there is definitely an intentional lack of grammar and spelling checks, just to add on to how shit it will be.
Then again, I posted this for my own selfish amusement.
Izuku was having a pretty normal day. He just finished his secret training with All Might and he's all around done with the day. His shoot style, air force, and blackwhip was going real well. He just got inside to see another one of Bakugou and Kirishima's many banters.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN WIN THAT?! ROGER JR. IS SHIT, I TELL YOU!"
"Maybe it's just the player, not the character they're using."
"OH FUCK OFF!"
He decided to leave them alone for now. "Deku!" He heard a familiar voice call out to him. It was his friend, Ochaco, signaling him to get over at her spot. He did and he also saw Iida sitting at the chair. In front of him was the table and on the table was a mysterious device with a red button. "Uh, what is that?"
"I don't know. It just appeared in my room all of a sudden." Ochaco answered his question in a nervous manner. "Seriously? It could be a trap from the League of Villains."
"Which is why she alerted me and I alerted Aizawa-sensei about this device. For all we know, it could be an explosive. As for why it's so simple to activate, even accidentally, I have no clue as to why. It might be becau-"
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Iida was interrupted by Bakugou's usual scream of the day. Kirishima was trying his best to calm him down. Iida sighed as he stood up from the chai and went straight to the two. "Stop right there, you two! Having a quarrel is very unbecoming of you two as students of the UA Hero Course! Cease this at once!"
Iida was left unheard as Bakugou launched an explosion at Kirishima, who got knocked into Iida, who then got knocked into the button, causing him to accidentally press it. The world started spinning for Izuku, Ochaco, and Iida as they seemingly felt a pull towards another place.
"W-What's happening?" Ochaco asked in a panicked tone.
"I-I don't know."
"THE FUCK IS THAT BUTTON DOING?!" Before Bakugou could even answer, a white light flshed before his eyes, and before he knew it, the trio was gone.
"What the hell?! Where are they?!" Kirishima exclaimed just as Aizawa entered the dorm. "This is not gonna be a good day."
Well, hello there. Name's Izuku Midoriya. Guitar-wielding, quirkless, HOPE-powered Badass with the power of Dio with me. Yeah, as in Ronnie James Dio. It's kind of a long story but I'd rather not say. So, I woke up with some weird red button beside me and so I called over Mei and Kacchan. Mei, because she might know about this button. Kacchan, because he'll stop us from doing anything stupid. Apparently Tooru and Mash decided to join in as well.
"Okay, so, any of you know what this is? Tooru, is this a thing back in your world?"
"Nope. Never saw or heard of a device with a big, red button."
"Look, how about we just blow it up?" Kacchan said, and I really agree with him.
"Nah, I wanna see what happens when I press it." Mei said as she pressed the button. "Mei don't!" It was too late.
The world started spiraling and the five of us started getting the feeling of being pulled towards a different place. "Why did I get dragged into this?" Mash sighed in exasperation as a flash of white light hits us.
"Okay, so, you're telling me that you found this beside your bed? The hell even is this, homie?" Murry was slightly concerned for his roommate, Seiji, who was staring intensely at the device with a big red button in front of him. "I might end up as a casualty to Midoriya and Ikari's Prank War if this button means something."
"Look, we both agreed not to add civilian casualties to our Prank War, alright? If we commit a war crime, we get a pie to the face." Izuku defended himself while Trish is reluctantly nodding along. Camie is just lazily playing on her Switch while lying down on Izuku's lap. "Yeah, we don't add normies to the fuckin' war, Shishibro."
"FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME, STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Seiji, in his frustration, slammed his fist down the table, and ended up pressing the button. "Oh nice job, Shishibro."
"I hate all of you." He said as the world started spinning around the five of them and they were hit by a flash of white light.
"So you're telling me that you just found this on your bed?" Tomura held up a device with a big red button on top of it as Himiko nodded. Dabi was indifferent to the whole situation. Izuku was busy studying said device on Tomura's hand.
*bzztt… weird…bzztt*
"Great job, Captain Obvious." Dabi said while taking a drink, prompting Izuku to punch his arm. He punched back lightly, not really bothering to put much force into it. "Well, whatever it is, we're gonna have to get Doc Tsubasa and let him take a look of it."
"But it just appeared on my bedside! What if it could be some kind of bomb the heroes sent after us?"
*bzztt…desperate?…bzztt…un-un-un-un-un…wvlilclockybzztt…unlikely…bzztt*
"Yeah, Izuku's right. They can't be this desperate to get rid of us. Besides, heroes do-"
"SO WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A SURPRISE MEETING! FUCKERS, I WAS TAKING A BATH!"Twice entered the room in his usual loud voice, surprising Tomura enough to make him drop the device and making it land on the button. The world started spiraling around the four of them as they all deadpanned at Twice.
"Twice, you fucking idi-" Dabi didn't get to finish his sentence as they were all taken away by some bright white light. "Huh, shit."
Everyone awoke inside of what looked like a classroom. Izuku checked to see if Iida and Ochaco was alright, and they were. They're also somehow in their hero costume. Gear, and all. He looked around to see three other versions of him? "Kacchan? Mei? That weird blonde girl? The LEAGUE OF VILLAINS?!"
Everyone stared at everyone in shock. "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!"
Huh, that was weird. Bright white light, getting Isekai'd into some classroom. It looked like me, Kacchan, Tooru, and Mash are in our hero costumes, while Mei is wearing her mechanic outfit. By mechanic outfit, it looks like she's donning her goggles, usual black tank top, and her overalls along with her boots and gloves. I looked up to see another version of me. Three other versions to be exact. Wait, is this another… No, not again!
"THE FUCK IS THIS?!"
Izuku opened his eyes. It looked like the light was gone. He questioned why everyone was wearing their hero costumes. He looked around to see that there are three other versions of himself. He sighed while taking a bottle of Faygo from his costume that Chifu gave him for Christmas. He was not expecting this. He looked at Murry, who seems like he's inspecting the blunt that he was smoking. Camie was looking around confused. Trish looked like she's about to explode in confused anger. Seiji looked like he was going to use his quirk on everyone.
"Buddha's fat fucking chin, what the hell?"
Izuku opened his eyes. Toga and Dabi was at his right while Tomura was at his left. "Good, they're okay." He seems to be wearing his villain outfit. Everyone was wearing their villain outfit for some reason. What shocked him the most was three other versions of himself around the room along with presumably, their own companions.
"Oh my god, are we gonna have a selfcest orgy?"
"Toga, what the hell is wrong with you?"
"What? I'm just asking the important questions here."
"The important question here is where the hell are we?" Dabi butted in, setting his hand aflame, ready to burn the other people in the room. *bzztt…setup…bzztt*
"Yeah, we've somehow been setup." Tomura readied his stance while Toga sheathed out her knives. Izuku pulled out his revolver with his right hand and cassette on his left. *bzztt…please Cease and Desist…bzztt…MOTHERFUCKERS…bzzzttt*
It looked like all of them were about to clash until they heard a clapping coming from the front. A laugh familiar to the Shiketsu Izuku was heard as he shuddered in nervousness at the harsh sound of laughter.
"ENTERTAINING IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!" Carlitos explained while laughing boisterously and clapping with the energy of the sun. "Carlitos!" Shiketsu Izuku was the first to act as he sent Blackwhip towards the clown, but he was beaten to it as the sound of a revolver goes off. Carlitos maintained his smile as a hole from the bullet formed on his forehead. Everyone looked to the left as they see the villain version of Izuku holding his revolver and clicking a button on his cassette.
*bzztt…problem solved…wvlilclockybzztt*
The victory was short-lived as Carlitos stood back up from his seeming death. Villain Izuku shot 5 other bullets at him but it proved futile as Carlitos just laughed it off. "Yeah, that won't work, and you can't kill me."
"What are we doing here, asshole?"
"Fantastic question, SpiderStorm!"
"There's a Spider-Man version of me?" The Izuku holding the guitar asked excitedly as if that was the most important thing right now. He was smacked in the back of the head by his version of Bakugou. "Not now, you useless shit!"
"Hey, I'm asking the important questions here!"
"What could this be? This has got to be some trap set up by the villain, but why would they target Ochaco of all people? I doubt she made any real enemies with villains as of now, and she's too happy-go-lucky to even have an archnemesis at all. Could it be that someone is using us as test subjects for that device or is it some other reason? There's no possible way tha-" The original Izuku was broken out of his mumblestorm by a light chop to the head by Carlitos. Everyone was staring at him as he sat back down, a little embarrassed.
"Good News, I got nothing to do with this!"
"What's the bad news, clown?" Dabi asked him. Carlitos merely glanced at him while chuckling in amusement. "You will all be stuck here for an unknown amount of time. Apparently you were taken from your respective universes from an unknown being."
"WHICH IS ME!" A shirtless person wearing a blanket cape, socks on their hand, and a robotic left eye, and only in their underwear appeared out of nowhere. "WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? A CHEAP KNOCK-OFF OF DIO?!" Bakugou asked the person in front of them and beside Carlitos.
"Nope! I'm much more powerful than him! I control reality! Watch!" He snapped his fingers and Iida exploded into a bloody mess, causing everyone to panic. He snapped again and Iida was back to normal, as if nothing happened to him. "Hmm? Why is everyone panicking?" The recently exploded student asked.
"See? I have absolute control over the very fabric of reality! In this world, I control what is canon and what isn't!"
"So, why you gotta bring us here?" Camie asked the person. The person only shrugged. "Why else? SHEER! UTTER! BOREDOM!"
"So you're using mortals as your playthings and to entertain yourself?" Tomura asked them. They nodded enthusiastically. *bzztt…what a loser…bzztt*
The person stared at the ground, downtrodden by the truth. "Ah, to hell with your thoughts! You'll be stuck here in this world and act as if you're in a normal high school for my own entertainment!"
It was time for Bakugou to speak up again. "Wait, I KNOW YOU!"
"Ah yes, I made you very aware as a curse."
"What is he saying, Bakugou?" Mei asked him. Mash just stared outside the window, coping over the fact that this is his life now. Tooru just looked cautiously over everybody else. "HE'S-"
"THE ONE! THE ONLY! MOTHERFU!"
"That's a shitty name."
"Who cares? Let the show, begin."
{- Will probably continue
I'm so sorry.