[trouty] Wat is dis?

[trouty] Helo?

[badass_male_cheerleader] i think it's a groupchat

[BowTies] I turned off my notifications, sorry Sam, and yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a groupchat.

[trouty] Hoo maid it?

[badass_male_cheerleader] don't know

[BowTies] Not sure

[broadwaybaby] What a lovely groupchat!

[trouty] Oh its Reyshel, hi!

[BowTies] Hey Rachel!

[broadwaybaby] Sam, it's Rachel.

[trouty] I nou ur Reyshel

[asiangoth] Guys I can't talk right now, I'm hanging out with Mike. I'm turning off my notifications.

[trouty] Can u send a picsure of ur b00bs?

[trouty] Hoo maid it? - [Snixx] who* made*

[broadwaybaby] Santana's here?

[BowTies] Why wouldn't Santana be here?

[trouty] Ow hai Sahntana!

[badass_male_cheerleader] i don't know most of you people

[Snixx] hi

[BowTies] Yeah, who's badass_male_cheerleader?

[broadwaybaby] Guys, what should I assign for glee club this week?

[trouty] Sahntana is sow fonie

[badass_male_cheerleader] i'm mason hi everyone

[broadwaybaby] Hello Mason! Sam, I can't understand a word you're saying.

[broadwaybaby] Guys, what should I assign for glee club this week? -[trouty] I am de gli clob lider

[BowTies] Nice to meet you Mason, I'm Blaine. And Rachel, don't give Sam a hard time!

[trouty] thanc u Blein

[BowTies] No problem :)

[badass_male_cheerleader] can we have a lesson on opposites like you assign a theme and we have to sing a song the opposite of the theme?

[trouty] no, meester shu told me that ai shud assin a buty leson

[broadwaybaby] Sure Mason! I'm gonna go organize my sheet music.

[broadwaybaby] Sure Mason! I'm gonna go organize my sheet music. -[trouty] Im da lider of gli clob

badass_male_cheerleader] personally i vote rachel

[itsbrittanybitch] hi guys

[trouty] Oh some kid fixed my key board now i can type

[BowTies] Hey Brittany!

[itsbrittanybitch] what is this?

[badass_male_cheerleader] personally i vote rachel -[trouty] U cant vote

[badass_male_cheerleader] i can sue you and consider that a hate crime mister

[trouty] why is everyone so mean to me

[Snixx] why wouldn't everyone be so mean to you?

[itsbrittanybitch] haha

[BowTies] I don't think they're trying to be mean Sam and Santana, don't be rude

[Snixx] oh hey britt

[itsbrittanybitch] hiii

[Snixx] shut it blaine warbler

[trouty] said I was the glee club director so i am

[badass_male_cheerleader] well can you consider my suggestion then?

[itsbrittanybitch] who coaches the troubletones?

[badass_male_cheerleader] well can you consider my suggestion then - [trouty] Mr. Schue is the principal and he said no

[itsbrittanybitch] who coaches the troubletones? - [trouty] no one

[badass_male_cheerleader] so how do they compete-

[Snixx] sam.. honey what what mason said, how do they compete

[trouty] I didnt even know they were still a thing

[broadwaybaby] They don't compete.

[trouty] u guys are confusing me, BLAINE PLS HELP

[badass_male_cheerleader] sam when i graduate i will try and take your job i like glee and would love to coach one of the clubs

[Snixx] i downloaded an app called tiktok, its like ig yall should get it

[badass_male_cheerleader] sam when i graduate i will try and take your job i like glee and would love to coach one of the club - [trouty] that is so mean Mason

[trouty] u guys are confusing me, BLAINE PLS HELP - [BowTies] What is it?

[BowTies] What is it? -[trouty] Mason is being mean and confusing me

[badass_male_cheerleader] it would be mean if i just did it i warned you so you have a year to prepare -[trouty] i wont quit so u cant

[Snixx] what if you died

[badass_male_cheerleader] watch me

[Snixx] what if you died - [BowTies] Don't you even dare to say that

[Snixx] auntie snixx could get you a job mason

[Snixx] what if you died - [trouty] wut-

[BowTies] Don't worry Sam, I don't think she'll actually kill you

[Snixx] auntie snixx could get you a job mason - [badass_male_cheerleader] really? as what?

[broadwaybaby] Sue's next conquest was killing Sam I think.

[Snixx] did yall not get the joke..

[Snixx] dumbasses

[trouty] im scared

[BowTies] Stop talking about killing Sam, you're making him upset

[broadwaybaby] Did you guys hear that Tina and Mike got back together?

[itsbrittanybitch] yea

[BowTies] A little late to the party for that one Rachel

[Snixx] did mike accept her proposal, you know on my wedding

[badass_male_cheerleader] tina proposed?

[broadwaybaby] No but I think he reconsidered it and now they're back together.

[Snixx] oh i see

[BowTies] I kinda forgot how difficult it is to keep track of the relationships here

[badass_male_cheerleader] im hopelessly alone in a beard relationship

[broadwaybaby] Right, I'm sure half of you don't know I hooked up with Puck at Santana bad Brittany's wedding.

[BowTies] Wait Puck? Where did that come from?

[Snixx] this little jewish fantasy lives on, i see

[BowTies] Was this before I joined?

[broadwaybaby] We're both too hot jews, it makes sense.

[broadwaybaby] two*

[trouty] Am i the only single one here

[Snixx] rachel... nah baby nah you aint hot

[badass_male_cheerleader] uhm i would like to politely disagree with your statement rachel

[broadwaybaby] Anyways

[trouty] Am i the only single one here - [BowTies] You'll find someone eventually Sam

[broadwaybaby] I guess everyone hooked up at Brittany and Santana's wedding.

[broadwaybaby] Sorry Sam.

[BowTies] You'll find someone eventually Sam - [trouty] so I am?

[badass_male_cheerleader] rachel i'm pretty sure only you and puck hooked up

[broadwaybaby] Like I said, Tina and Mike hooked up.

[trouty] so I am? - [BowTies] It's not an entirely bad thing, it means that you have more time to explore who you are as a person

[broadwaybaby] Anyways Blaine, how's married life treating you.

[Snixx] oh rachel you missed out on a lot

[trouty] Klaine broke up.

[Snixx] the way i let you guys get married on my wedding and then yall divorce whew chile..

[BowTies] Should I be offended that you added a party emoji? - [trouty] no

[badass_male_cheerleader] i really liked your mash up proposal santana

[Snixx] the way i let you guys get married on my wedding and then yall divorce whew chile.. - [BowTies] I mean you, Sue, and Brittany kind of forced us to

[broadwaybaby] Blaine and Sam should get together.

[BowTies] What-

[Snixx] and you went along with it blaine, dumbass.

[broadwaybaby] You guys are both so into each other.

[Snixx] DID SHE LIE THOUGH?

[BowTies is now offline]

[broadwaybaby] He always goes offline when I say that.

[broadwaybaby] Blaine and Sam should get together. -[trouty] i think thats gae

[broadwaybaby] Oh sorry Sam, with all the gayness in the glee club I guess I just forgot.

[badass_male_cheerleader] that's kinda homophobic sam-

[broadwaybaby] You guys are both so into each other. - [trouty] only as bros

[Snixx] thats VERY homophobic sam, calling someone gay and you arent isnt a good thing to do

[badass_male_cheerleader] that's kinda homophobic sam- -[trouty] no, i love gay people, specially blaine

[Snixx] thats VERY homophobic sam, calling someone gay and you arent isnt a good thing to do - [trouty] what- BLAINE PLS HELP

[badass_male_cheerleaders] can we do another billy joel lesson?

[BowTies is online]

[broadwaybaby] Ooh what about a Barbra Streisand lesson.

[BowTies] Someone said Billy Joel?

[Snixx] maybe a doja cat lesson? shes really popular but wasnt really famous when we were in mckinley, i know alot of the girls would enjoy it

[trouty] no, we are gonna do Paul Overstreet

[Asiangoth is now online]

[BowTies] Someone said Billy Joel? - [badass_male_cheerleaders] i did

[Asiangoth] I'm home now, what's going on guys.

[BowTies] Just discussing lessons

[BowTies] Someone said Billy Joel? - [trouty] thank you

[trouty] I changed the lesson and now it will be billy joel

[broadwaybaby] Samuel Evans! How dare you.

[badass_male_cheerleader] don't you dare take my idea

[BowTies] I'm gonna go offline for a bit, I'm feeling a little sick

[Snixx] k

[BowTies] I'm gonna go offline for a bit, I'm feeling a little sick - [trouty] WHAT?

[badass_male_cheerleader] at least don't take credit for it

[trouty] WHAT? - [BowTies] ? I'm just going offline

[BowTies] ? I'm just going offline - [trouty] Can i visit?

[BowTies] Of course, you always make me feel better

[trouty] ill bring treats

[Snixx] make sure to bring icing

[BowTies] Thank you Sam, you're the best

[BowTies is offline]

[Snixx] make sure to bring icing - [trouty] why?

[badass_male_cheerleader] do you guys ever hook up

[Snixx] its a joke sam dw bout it

[badass_male_cheerleader] do you guys ever hook up - [trouty] no, thats a little weird

[badass_male_cheerleader] can we also do a neon trees week

[Snixx] its a joke sam dw bout it - [trouty] okie dokie

[badass_male_cheerleader] do you guys ever hook up -[BowTies] Why would we hook up?

[trouty] i think he's saying it bc we're both hot

[BowTies] Yeah, makes sense

[broadwaybaby] I'm at this new vegan restaurant, it seems good.

[Snixx] vegan food is shit

[broadwaybaby] Pucks with me.

[broadwaybaby] I forced him here.

[broadwaybaby] I'm at this new vegan restaurant, it seems good. -[trouty] i dont like vegan, I like eating big meat

[Snixx] are yall dating

[badass_male_cheerleader] are you sure the restaurants name isn't puck?

[Snixx] i have a joke- im not gonna say it

[broadwaybaby] No just friends with benefits who also go on dates and stuff.

[BowTies] I'm pretty sure Puck and Rachel are dating, they just don't realize

[trouty] i dont like vegan, I like eating big meat - [trouty] u can ask blaine

[trouty] u can ask blaine - [BowTies] Sam-

[trouty] what?

[badass_male_cheerleader] so is that a no on the neon trees lesson?

[broadwaybaby] Puck agrees that Sam and Blaine are totally into each other.

[trouty] what? - [BowTies] Sam, be a bit careful with your choice of words

[BowTies] Sam, be a bit careful with your choice of words -[trouty] But we went to that meat restaurant yesterday

[trouty] But we went to that meat restaurant yesterday - [BowTies] I know, but some people here (Santana) might think of something else

[broadwaybaby] You guys went on a date?

[broadwaybaby] You guys went on a date? -[trouty] ill let blaine answer bc im confused too

[BowTies] We both were hungry, so we went to a restaurant, but it wasn't a date, I wouldn't call it that

[trouty] yeah def

[Snixx] denial asf

[badass_male_cheerleader] SAM CAN WE DO THE NEON TREES WEEK OR NOT?

[badass_male_cheerleader] SAM CAN WE DO THE NEON TREES WEEK OR NOT? -[trouty] if u shut up pls

[broadwaybaby] MASON IM THE LEADER OF THE GLEE CLUB, I SAY YES

[Snixx] denial asf - [BowTies] We're both friends, I'm pretty sure Sam is straight as an add on to that

[broadwaybaby] Sams confused, he reminds me of Brittany.

[itsbrittanybitch] that's mean

[BowTies] We're both friends, I'm pretty sure Sam is straight as an add on to that -[trouty] yeah definitely

[broadwaybaby] Sams confused, he reminds me of Brittany. -[trouty] what does that mean?

[broadwaybaby] Umm gotta go, the uh food came

[itsbrittanybitch] she's saying that cause i get confused a lot -[BowTies] Because they're both blondes?

[broadwaybaby is now offline]

[BowTies] Because they're both blondes? -[trouty] thats rude

[broadwaybaby] Sams confused, he reminds me of Brittany. -[Snixx] leave Brittany alone.

[trouty] thats rude -[BowTies] Are you calling me rude or are you calling Rachel rude?

[broadwaybaby] I'm enraged

[BowTies] Are you calling me rude or are you calling Rachel rude? -[trouty] both

[trouty] both - [BowTies] Aw, I'm sorry Sammy

[broadwaybaby] Do you guys wanna go to breadstix with me and Puck tomorrow?

[BowTies] Aw, I'm sorry Sammy - [trouty] its fine

[broadwaybaby] Do you guys wanna go to breadstix with me and Puck tomorrow? - [badass_male_cheerleader] sure

[broadwaybaby] Do you guys wanna go to breadstix with me and Puck tomorrow? -[BowTies] Wouldn't we be third and fourth wheels? Or more wheels than that?

[broadwaybaby] Do you guys wanna go to breadstix with me and Puck tomorrow? -[trouty] Only if blaine comes

[BowTies] I'll go if Sam does

[broadwaybaby] You guys are both going.

[trouty] yay

[BowTies] Mkay

[badassmalecheerleader] can i come?

[broadwaybaby] Of course!

[BowTies] Hey Sam, we should watch a movie when you come over

[BowTies]Hey Sam, we should watch a movie when you come over -[trouty] sure, what do u have in mind?

[broadwaybaby is now online]

[broadwaybaby] Sorry I forgot to turn my status back on.

[trouty] sure, what do u have in mind? - [BowTies] I know we've watched this together so many times, but maybe A New Hope?

[BowTies] I know we've watched this together so many times, but maybe A New Hope? - [trouty] thats my least favorite one but if u want to

[BowTies] Ooo, wait, we should just binge the movies, if you don't have other things to do of course

[trouty] I think we should watch Revenge of the sith and than do something else beside watch movies

[BowTies] We spend 75% of our time watching movies, are you feeling alright? You almost never turn down binging movies

[broadwaybaby] I know I'll sound like Santana with all these crude comments, but you guys are totally going to hookup.

[BowTies] We spend 75% of our time watching movies, are you feeling alright? You almost never turn down binging movies -[trouty] we should go out somewhere

[broadwaybaby] I know I'll sound like Santana with all these crude comments, but you guys are totally going to hookup. - [trouty] NOOOOOO

[trouty] we should go out somewhere - [BowTies] Go out where?

[BowTies] Go out where? - [trouty] the hospital cafeteria?

[broadwaybaby] I know I'll sound like Santana with all these crude comments, but you guys are totally going to hookup. - [BowTies] Why would we hook up?

[trouty] the hospital cafeteria? -[BowTies] Why there?

[trouty] bc ur sick

[BowTies] Thank you for caring Sammy, but I don't think my illness is bad enough to go to the hospital

[BowTies] Wasn't Mason asking some questions about glee club a few minutes ago?

[BowTies] Thank you for caring Sammy, but I don't think my illness is bad enough to go to the hospital - [trouty] i said hospital cafeteria not actual hospital

[BowTies] Wasn't Mason asking some questions about glee club a few minutes ago? - [trouty] no

[trouty] i said hospital cafeteria not actual hospital - [BowTies] My point still stands

[BowTies] Anyways, I'm gonna take a nap, my head is killing me

[BowTies is offline]

[trouty] ill be there

[trouty is offline]