I'm so obssessed with Ewan McGregor. Out of boredom, I decided to make this. And note, this is not like the Attack of the Ewan McGregor Clones story nor the Off to Clone Land not even the Moulin Potter Wars. This is purely mine, though the characters aren't (execpt Ben, he's my OC based on Ewan). Now onwards with the catastrophes!

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

We first see a flash of light that somehow delivers a very depressed Christian only wearing tank tops and pants with suspenders.

Christian: What in the world? I was just in my apartment in Montemarte, but suddenly, I am here, wherever am I. (looks at his body) Good gracious, I am wearing thinly!

The bushes rustled revealing the daring persona of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Obi-Wan: That is the last time I race with Anakin. (notices Christian) Oh, hello there.

Christian: Are you a local?

Obi-Wan: Kriff no, I only got here because of my stupid Padawan. What about you?

Christian: A sip of absinthe brought me to this unknown place.

Obi-Wan: I guess we're both stuck then.

A tired Ben Ibonek shows up to the two handsome lads. He was very tired.

Ben: Have you seen two teenagers walk around here? Both male and female, blond-haired. (pants heavily)

Christian: Sorry, but we haven't seen such people.

Obi-Wan: We only arrived five minutes ago.

Ben: I give up. They are really hard to catch.

Obi-Wan: Who are you searching for anyway?

Ben: My cousins. I was supposed to keep an eye on them.

Christian: You look tired sir. I think you really need some rest.

Ben: I can't. They are my responsibility.

Obi-Wan: Well, they are adolescents. They can care for themselves. It is you, however, who needs quite a lot of care.

Ben: Well, I suppose so.

Obi-Wan: What about you? (referring to Christian)

Christian: Yeah, I'll come. I will drown out the sorrows, she left me doing that.

Obi-Wan and Ben looked at him with great wonder and confusion. After a moment of sheer silence, Obi broke the ice.

Obi-Wan: Alright, it's settled then.

Ben: Shall we go men? I'll ask your names later.

Obi-Wan: Going out with people who resembles each other. This'll be fun! Don't you say man wearing tank tops and suspenders?

Christian: We are we going anyway? Don't tell me it's a night club.

Ben: We will go to men's favorite hub, aside from that, the gym, and the boy's restroom. The bar.

Please tell me what you think about this chapter. Coming up! Drunk Christian, a spectulating Obi, and the appearance of Mark fucking Renton! Stay tuned everyone!