Good Morning USA, I gotta feeling that it's going to be a wonderful day. the sun in the sky, has a smile on it's face, and he's signing a salute to the American race. Oh boy it's swell to say. Good morning USA! (Good morning USA!)
Chapter 1 Summer is here
It was summer vacation, all the schools were closed, Stan was out of work, and Francine was making breakfast.
"Good morning Francine!" Stan said to her as he grabbed a cup of coffee sat on his chair and read the damn newspaper like every day.
"Oh Stan remember to go to grocery shopping." Francine said to her husband.
"God I hate grocery shopping." Stan said to himself annoyed.
"But Francine I don't want to go grocery shopping." Stan said to her.
"Well I'm sorry Stan, but I have to go to work. and I can't go grocery shopping since I got kicked out." Francine said to him as stand was shocked.
"What the hell did you do?" Stan asked her.
"I ran over an old lady with my shopping cart." Francine said to him.
"Wow, just wow." Stan said as he was putting his coffee mug inside the dishwasher.
That's when Klaus, came in.
"Francine, why did you run over an old lady at the grocery store?" Klaus asked her.
"You heard the conversation didn't you?" Francine asked him.
"Yes!" Klaus said to her.
"I thought she was a bug." Francine said to him.
Anyway after breakfast was done, Haley Roger and Steve walked in.
"Dad, Haley won't stop bothering me." Steve said to him.
"Haley, stop bothering your brother." Stan said to her.
"No. And do you want to know why I won't stop bothering Steve? because he read my diary." Haley said to her father.
"That wasn't very nice Steve." Stan said to him.
"But she wrote mean things about me like how I watch Jake and the Neverland Pirates when nobody's in the living room. Did I just say that out loud?" Steve asked the whole family.
"Yes you did." Roger said to him.
"God I have no idea why you keep watching that show." Stan said to him.
"It's really educational." Steve said to him.
"Yeah, for little kids. I mean I don't see what the big deal is about watching that kind of stuff." Francine said to her own son.
"Oh and by the way I kind of invited them over for the summer." Steve said to the whole family as they spit out their food.
"What?" they all asked in disbelief.
"oh come on. they did a fanfiction crossover with Family Guy. and trust me when I read it, it did not go well." Steve said to them.
"Why didn't it go well? And when did you start reading Fanfiction?" Haley asked her brother.
"I don't just read Fanfiction Haley, I write Fanfiction as well." Steve said to her.
Author's Note: all right so this first chapter was hilarious and funny to write. but don't worry, Jake and his crew will be coming soon in the next chapter. also, what do you want to see in that chapter let me know!