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Chapter One
Jack hummed to himself as he sailed his Dinghy up the Pantano River. It had been three years since Hector Barbossa had stolen the Black Pearl -again- from him, and Jack had decided to loot Tia Dalma's shack to see what he could find.
Might be something useful. He thought to himself, as he docked his boat.
He walked into the shack. It was in terrible shape from years of neglect.
"Wonder if Calypso has given this place a second thought?" Wondered Jack aloud, before he heard some rustling.
He drew a pistol.
A long, white Creature lunged at him.
Jack dodged to the side just in time, shooting the attacker.
"That filthy pet snake of hers is still alive, then." He muttered, as the Serpent was blasted out of the window by the force of the shot.
He walked around, looking at everything.
One thing saw his eye.
A Brilliant blue gem, set in a locket.
Jack grabbed it and slipped it on.
"Very nice..." He remarked, as he stroked it.
Suddenly, the Gem glowed brightly, and a whirling sound appeared.
Jack looked around. The Shack was disappearing, and instead of the jungle and river outside it, he could see only stars. Literally.
He felt himself falling... falling... falling...
...
Fifteen-year-old Anakin was meditating with His Master, Obi-Wan. Well, Trying to Meditate and Failing miserably.
"Focus Anakin." Obi-wan Instructed, for the tenth time that hour.
"Sorry Master." Sighed Anakin, gritting his teeth.
"Come on, let's get some Dinner." Said Obi-wan, getting up.
"You go on ahead. I'm gonna work on my lightsaber in the workshop." Replied the Teenager, following him.
"I'll bring you Dinner." Said Obi-wan, as they parted.
...
The young Padawan walked into the workshop.
He sighed.
"Things will never be interesting around here." He sighed. He and Obi-wan hadn't had a mission for eight months.
After twenty minutes, Obi-wan came in, with Anakin's dinner.
Suddenly, there was a flash of light, a whirling sound, and someone appeared out of Nowhere, landing on the floor.
He was a long-haired man, wearing a strange hat over a red bandana. He wore a coat, shirt, waistcoat, and trousers, along with some boots. Around his neck was a sort of locket with a Blue Gem.
The master and Apprentice drew their lightsabers. "Who are you?" Demanded Anakin.
The man got up. "Where am I?" He asked.
"Tell us who you are first!" Snapped Anakin,
Jack looked around, and saw a can of oil on the side.
He grabbed it, screwed off the top, and emptied the whole lot at the feet of the two Jedi.
They stared at the Pirate for a few seconds. "That was supposed to help you escape?" Asked Anakin, mockingly.
Jack drew his cutlass, swiping at Anakin.
Anakin simply held up his saber, slicing the Cutlass in two like Butter.
Jack stared at what was once his Cutlass. The blade was now the length of half a breadstick.
He dropped the Cutlass, and raised his hands in surrender.
...
Jack was dragged into a room with a lot of things hanging on the walls, including lightsabers. One that particularly caught his eye was a lightsaber with a hilt like his cutlass -a Lightfoil-, hanging on the wall close by.
"Don't even think about it." Said Anakin, warningly.
"Hmmm, our Intruder, this is, hmmm?" Came the voice of Master Yoda.
Jack turned, and boggled at the small, green Alien.
"Rude it is to stare!" Said the creature, prodding the pirate with a cane.
"So, who are you?" Asked Obi-wan.
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow." Said Jack, wisely deciding to play along for now.
"Well, Captain, I am Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, this is Anakin Skywalker, and this is Master Yoda." Said the red-haired man.
"Is this him?" Came a voice.
They all turned, to see a red-robed, grey-haired man.
"Chancellor Palpatine." Greeted Master Yoda, Bowing.
"I was informed of this visitor, and decided to meet him." Said the Chancellor.
"Your face looks familiar... have I threatened you before?" Asked Jack.
Anakin looked furious. "If you have, you'd be dead!" He snarled.
"Calm down, Anakin!" Said Obi-Wan, sharply.
"I am Chancellor Palpatine, Democratically elected Leader of the Galactic republic.
"Galactic What-now?" Asked Jack.
Yoda held out his hand, and gasped. "Not from this universe, he is!" He whispered, staggering.
"Is that possible?" Asked Obi-Wan, skeptically.
"I sense it." Replied Yoda.
"Wait, where am I?" Asked Jack.
"You are in the Jedi Temple, on the planet Coruscant." Replied Palpatine.
"Wait, other planets have people on them? And, well, weird green things." He gestured to Master Yoda.
"Yes, they do." Said Obi-Wan.
"Hmmm..." Jack was thinking to himself carefully.
"I don't understand all of this, but I get some of it." Said Jack.
The Chancellor Stepped forward. "What is your occupation?"
"Pirate, mate." Grinned Jack, his gold teeth glinting.
As Palpatine stood in front of Jack, he took his chance.
Jack grabbed Palpatine in an armlock, and swivelled him round.
The Jedi Ignited their lightsabers.
"Right then, kindly hand over that lightsword" Jack ordered, in control now, with an arm around the Chancellor's throat.
Anakin used the force to send it over to Jack.
"Hmmm... interesting..." Said Jack, hiding his complete and utter shock.
He ignited the 'Lightsword', it's blade a brilliant Orange. He raised it to the Chancellor's head.
He began backing away. The Jedi followed him, but could do nothing. Eventually, he made it out of the Temple entrance, the crowd of Jedi following him having expanded.
"Ladies and Gentlemen!" He cried, triumphantly, standing on the ledge. "You shall always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" He pushed Palpatine towards the Jedi, and jumped off, landing on a speeder below.
The Jedi stared. "After him!" Cried Palpatine.
...
Jack screamed as he struggled to stay on balance. He hadn't expected the whatchamacallit to be so fast!
The aliens inside began speaking in a strange language. Jack simply jumped off, onto a street they were passing.
"Jedi Poodoo." Grumbled one Alien.
"No, No, Pirate Poodoo!" Said another.
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