And now, UCW presents...

COOLER DECEMBER!

We're in an arena in Paris, France which is decorated with Christmas stuff and the fans are cheering loudly as pyro are going off. "Welcome to the last UCW PPV of 2019, Cooler December, ladies and gentlemen! I'm Joey Mickey alongside Bobby Senior, and we're live from Paris, France!"

"Man, you have no idea how much I like this town, Joey! Ever since I arrived here, the people have been giving me nothing but good time!"

"Well, you're gonna have an even better time, Bobby, for we're gonna ssist a great wrestling event starting with an Hardcore Match!"

(5150)

"The following contest is a Hardcore Match for the UCW Hardcore Championship! Introducing first the challenger, representing the 5150 Legacy, he is one third one the UCW Triple Tag Champions, GUARDIAN GOON!"

The crowd booed as the wrestler dressed in a hockey suit came out with his hockey stick. He took a look at the weapons around the ring before getting inside and waiting for his opponent.

(Can You Feel My Heart)

"And his opponent, Detroit, Michigan, representing the Monarchy, he is the UCW Hardcore Champion, "The Rabbid Street Dog" DYLAN TORRES!"

A wall of pyro erupted from the stage and the crowd cheered as Dylan came out with his baseball bat which he waved around. He glared at Goon and rushed into the ring where his opponent swung his hockey stick at him, but Dylan ducked and hit him in the stomach with his bat. He then tossed him out of the ring before charging into him with a Suicide Dive.

After giving him a few chops to the chest, Dylan grabbed Goon and tossed him into the audience where the two started brawling. Eventually, Goon ended getting the upper hand and, as the two returned at ringside, he grabbed Dylan's head and slammed it into the steel pose.

The 5150 Legacy member then grabbed a table from udner the ring and opened it at ringside before taking a wooden guitar from a fan at ringside and slammed it onto Dylan's back, shattering it to pieces. He then grabbed the Rabbid Street Dog and attempted to toss him into the steel steps, only to get reversed and hitting them head-first.

Dylan brought him back in the ring with a steel chair and slammed it on his back before going for the pin.

"1!...KICKOUT!"

Dylan approached Goon with his chair, only for Goon to Spin Kick him in the face and then opened the steel chair before making Dylan sit on it. He then climbed a top turnbuckle and went for a Swanton Bomb which Dylan dodged, letting him crash onto the open chair and break it.

Dylan got onto Goon for his Violence Party (A series of stomps, knee drops, fist drops, and sentons to a downed opponent) before delivering violent blows to his head. He then went outside to grab a barbwired chair which he placed onto Goon before climbing the turnbuckle and hitting his Cactus Elbow through it followed by the pin.

"1!...2!...KICKOUT!"

Goon, quickly grabbed the barbwired steel chair and slammed it onto Dylan's back, making him bleed there and on his arm too, before going out on the apron to rest. As Dylan charged to try a Spear, Goon jumped, causing Dylan to instead run out into the table Goon settle outside at ringside earlier. The crowd chanted: "Holy shit!"

Grinning, Goon went to take another table from under the ring and settled it into a corner of the ring. He then brought Dylan back inside, but before he could do anything, the Rabbid Street Dog lifted him the waist and charged him right through the table, destroying it in half. The crowd chanted: "This is awesome!"

After resting for a while, Dylan went outside to catch a barbwired table which he brought inside the ring and settled in a corner. He tried to Irish Whip Goon into it, but the 5150 Legacy member countered it, lifted Dylan on his shoulders, and then applied a Death Valley Driver right through the barbwired table. As the crowd chanted: "Holy shit!", Goon went for the pin.

"1!...2!...thre-KICKOUT!"

As Dylan rested in pain in a corner, Goon mocked him and, as he approached, Dylan surprised him with a Motor City Lariat (Discuss Lariat) out of nowhere. He followed with a Spike Piledriver and then Irish Whipped him in the ropes for a Tornado (Spinning Side Slam) and the pin.

"1!...2!...thre-KICKOUT!"

Dylan got outside to grab a small bag which he brought in the ring and spilled its content revealed to be thumb tacks on the mat. He grabbed Goon and Powerbombed him right into the tacks, making him scream in pain. After calming down, Goon showe dhis middle finger to Dylan who responded by lifting him to apply his Violent Driver (Over the shoulder back to belly piledriver) onto the tacks and the pin.

"1!...2!...3!"

"Here's your winner and still UCW Hardcore Champion, DYLAN TORRES!"

The Rabbid Street Dog got cheered loudly as he got up, covered in blood, and lifted his title belt.

"Geez! After landing on these tacks, I think Guardian Goon will need to go to the infirmary!" Joey said with a wince.

"At least he was wearing a shirt. Otherwise, it would have been worse," Bobby said.