Monster Cash
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. DJ and Bridgette battled it out for 100,000 dollars. In the end DJ won the supersize check but then spent it all on a huge party for his fellow campers. Then our 22 campers set off on a race for 1 million dollars that was hidden in a suitcase somewhere on the island until it was eaten by an alligator, then a shark. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! I'll bet you they didn't see that one coming. Now the 14 who came closest to winning have been given another chance to win million dollars. (Chuckles) Actually it's the same money. They've been instructed to report to an old film lot, for a whole new set of challenges. 6 weeks 14 cast mates 1 heck of a lot of cash. Welcome to Total Drama Action!
(Intro)
(A bus shows up at the set of total drama action to drop off the 14 cast members of the season)
Duncan: (Steps off the bus) Man I miss the smell of the city.
(As soon as Duncan steps off he followed by Bridgette, DJ, Lindsay, Trent, Courtney, Geoff, Tyler, Leshawna and Harold. But Gwen and Heather were at the exit at the same time)
Heather: Step off!
Gwen: You step off!
(The 2 growl at each other and ended pushing each other off the bus)
Leshawna: Where is everyone?
Gwen: Maybe we got off at the wrong stop.
Harold: That broken bus only had one stop.
Heather: I'm not hanging around here.
Leshawna: You're gonna give up the chance at a million big one? Huh! That's a lot of hair weaves.
(Heather was about to insult Leshawna but realize her wig was off her head and puts it back on)
Heather: Guess I can stay for a bit.
Courtney: Face it the money's the reason we all put up with Chris.
Gwen: Can't argue with that logic.
(Chris arrives in a tram)
Duncan: Dude it's about time.
Chris: Hop on everyone! Come on everyone! We haven't got all day! (Everyone gets in the tram and Chris starts giving them the tour of the film lot) Welcome to the set of Total Drama Action. This season's hottest reality show will be shot here on an abandoned film lot.
Lindsay: (Gasp) Does this mean we gonna to be in the movies?
Chris: No, it means you gonna to be on tv. And don't interrupt me. Ever.
Lindsay: Oops sorry.
Chris: You'll be spending the next 6 weeks here competing against each other in challenges and for rewards, all for the chance to win some monster cash.
Owen: Yeah baby!
Chris: Shush! Like last season one team will win and the other team will send someone home down the walk of shame to the Lame-o-sine.
(Everyone looks at the lame-o-sine)
Trent: Couldn't you have sprun for a better ride?
Chris: No. Now since we don't have the outhouse to dump your deepest darkest secrets in. You'll dish the dirt in our new make-up confessional.
(Confessional) Courtney: Well it's better than the outhouse.
Chris: To your left is the craft services tent, catered by Chef. If you survive Chef you'll have to make it through our dramatic awards ceremony, where all but 1 loser will receive a gilded Chris award.
(Confessional) Gwen: The gilded Chris? What a narcissist! Don't get me wrong I still want one.
Tyler: Are you done yet Mclean?
Chris: I have an eject button and I'll use it.
Tyler: Please continue.
(They go pass the space set)
Harold: Woah. Is this a dream?
Chris: No Harold it's is not, but you may soon wish it was. A few months ago, this lot was home to a high-budget monster movie, until the star began experiencing some, uh...uh...difficulties.
Courtney: I assume she had a mental break down?
Chris: Actually, the wasn't a her. It was animatronic monster!
(Everyone looks at the bite marks on the set)
Gwen: What happened to it?
(Confessional) Gwen: In retrospect I shouldn't of asked that question.
(Everyone hears a monsters roar causing them to block their ears)
Duncan: Come on dudes. He's yanking our chains.
(A huge tail knocks down a telephone pole infront of the tram)
Tyler: Whoa!
Geoff: Dude!
DJ: (Shrieks)
Chris: Since we're on a film lot, this season's challenges will be based on movie genres. Today's genre...(Monsters roar) the monster movie!
(A monster appears behind them causing DJ to faint)
Chris: Down for the count. For your first challenge, everyone must get from here to the cast trailers, while our state of the art monster that is being controlled by Chef prevents your every move. And Action! (A long moment of silence) That means go. (Everyone expect DJ who was still out cold races off the cart and hurries toward the trailers with the monster in hot pursuit) This gonna be a long season.
(Everyone continues to run from the monster)
Geoff: Everyone spilt up that thing can't get us all.
Heather: Fine with me.
Courtney: Me too. Come on Duncan.
Duncan: I'm right behind you babe.
(With DJ and Chris)
DJ: I can almost here you sweet lullabies mama! (Starts sucking his thumb and Chris pats him on the head for comfort)
(Owen sees the monster behind Izzy)
Owen: Izzy! Duck! Duck!!
Izzy: (Laughs) Goose. (The monster then throws her into the bouncy castle) Whee! Haha do it again!
(Owen shakes his head in fright)
(Confessional) Owen: Maybe the monster won't look for me in here. I love Izzy. (Realize what he said) Not like "love" love, but I think she's amazing. I just wish she'd notice me.
Gwen: How are we suppose to find the actors trailer park anyway?
Trent: I have no idea.
Courtney: Here let's try this way.
(Trent and Gwen follow Courtney as does Duncan until he stops and sees Tyler and Lindsay making out)
Duncan: Um...I don't think this is the kind of action Chris had in mind.
(Confessional) Tyler: Duncan's right it's time to get my head in the game. I like Lindsay, but, hello! I also like a million bucks. (But Lindsay then comes in the confession and they start making out again)
(With Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, and Trent)
Gwen: This challenge isn't so bad. What? No explosions? No burning buildings? No bears?
Trent: Maybe it's not in the budget.
(But then they heard explosions and saw buildings burning and a bear came out of nowhere and chased the four contestants. They ended up running towards the monster who then grab Trent and Courtney and started taking them to the bouncy castle)
Duncan: Courtney!
Gwen: Trent!
(Monster then drops Trent and Courtney into the bouncy castle)
(Tyler and Lindsay were still making out but the monster then grabbed them out off the confessional and took them to the bouncy castle)
Lindsay: Oh no we're doom!
Tyler: As long as we're together baby. (The monster then drops them)
Lindsay: (While falling)I love you!
Tyler: (While falling) I love you too!
(Both of them land in the bouncy castle)
(Leshawna was still running until she saw Harold hiding under an umbrella)
Leshawna: Come on string bean! I hope you can run. We've got a challenge to win.
Harold: If I wanted to, I could run as fast as a pronghorn antelope. It's the fastest land animal after the cheetah.
(The monsters roar knocked both Harold and Leshawna off their feet right into sand. The monster then picks them up)
Leshawna: Easy now! This booty is breakable!
(The monster then drops them into the bouncy castle and as bounce)
Harold: I love you!
Leshawna: Same here sugar.
(They both stop bouncing)
(Geoff, Bridgette, DJ and Heather were being chased by the monster)
Geoff: Everyone follow me!
(Confessional) Bridgette: That's what makes Geoff such a great boyfriend. He's always thinking of others. It's one of the few things I love about him.
(Everyone moved but DJ was so scared of the monster he couldn't move)
Geoff: It's okay, big guy. I go you. (Grabs DJ's hand and takes him, Bridgette and Heather into one of the buildings which turned out to be fake) You mean everything around here is fake?
(Confessional) Bridgette: That and Geoff's cute and funny powers of observation.
(The monster then grabs Geoff, Bridgette, DJ and Heather and drops them in the bouncy castle)
Geoff: (While falling) I'm here for you babe!
(All land in bouncy castle but the monster still Heather's wig)
Heather: Excuse me! I think you forgot something! (The monster drops her wig to her) That's better.
(Duncan, Gwen and Owen come out from behind a car standee after seeing Geoff, Bridgette, DJ and Heather get taken by the monster)
Duncan: Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Losers!
Owen: Boy I'm ever glad I'm not them.
Gwen: You can say that again buddy.
(The monster then appears in front them and growls)
Owen: (Cowers under the car standee and shuts his eyes) I'm gonna die! (He continues screaming until he realizes that the monster only took Duncan and Gwen) I'm okay Hahaha! I'm okay! Yeah baby! Time to find those cast trailers!
(Monster then comes back)
Owen: Oh come on! (Screams and runs away as the monster chases him. The monster then picks him up but Owen was to heavy) Yes! I'm to heavy! Hahaha! I win! I win!!
Chris: Not yet, Owen my man. You still have to find the trailers.
Owen: Aw man. (Goes to find the trailers)
(10 and a half hours later)
(Owen finds the trailers and the bouncy castle and was really tired)
Trent: It took you 10 and a half hours to walk three city blocks?
DJ: That's just sad man.
(Owen then uses a sharp needle to release the air out bouncy castle)
Duncan: How come no one thought of doing that last night?
Everyone else: I dunno.
(Chris comes out of one of the trailers)
Chris: Well done Owen you since you found the trailers, you get to choose which one you and the rest of the guys want to stay in.
Owen: I'm gonna say the one on the right Chris.
Chris: Very well. Guy's stay in the trailer on the right and girls stay in the trailer on the left. Now everyone get your things and get some rest because you've got a seriously early wake up call. Call time is 6am. Hahaha sleep quickly.
(Night time in the boy's trailer)
Tyler: I'll take the top.
Geoff: I call the bottom.
Harold and Owen: Mine. (Harold points at the top and Owen points at the bottom)
(The boys decide with relative ease with Duncan sharing a bunk with DJ, Tyler sharing a bunk with Geoff, Harold sharing with Owen, leaving Trent alone)
(In the girls cabin)
Heather: I need to sleep on the east side so my head will be closer to the ocean.
Leshawna: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. We're in Toronto. We're nowhere near the ocean.
Heather: Then maybe I don't want to lay my pretty head near this fat-butted, loudmouth, ghetto glamour...
Leshawna: Maybe I don't want to sleep near a two-faced bossy little string bean of a prom queen!
Bridgette: Girls! You heard Chris. We need to be on set by 6am.
Leshawna: Well do you want to sleep next to the witch?
Bridgette: No. Gwen?
Gwen: No way!
Lindsay: Heather's meanness might leech down while I'm sleeping.
Heather: Worried it might ruin your early morning make out session? (Makes kissing noises)
Lindsay: Yes. Kind of.
Bridgette: Fine we'll draw straws.
Leshawna: Who's got straws?
Lindsay: (Gasps) I know we can use make up brushes instead. (Runs to get the make up brushes)
Gwen: That's actually a great idea.
Courtney: Longest ones get the top bunk. Shortest ones the bottom. Shortest of all has to sleep with Heather.
(Heather growls)
Everyone but takes a make up brush)
Lindsay: Yes! Top bunk.
Izzy: I've got bottom. Want to share Lindsay.
Lindsay: Definitely Izzy.
Bridgette: I've got bottom. Gwen?
Gwen: I've got too sure.
Leshawna: I've got bottom.
Courtney: I'm the top.
Heather: You mean I get 2 beds, all to myself? Hahaha sweet.
Gwen: Yeah. We've really got to work on our math.
Heather: Haha Losers! Haha haha!
(With Chris)
Chris: (Whispers) Shhh. They're sleeping. (Megaphone) This is your 5am wake up call!!!
All the contestants: Oh Aah!
Chris: (Megaphone) Hahaha I'm only kidding you can sleep. For now.
The contestants: (Sigh)
Chris: That's a wrap on day 1. What drama will our cast bring to the show next? Find next time on Total Drama Action!