Shulk exited out the right door of the office, down towards the kitchen. He walks through the pitch black hallway, doing his best not to trip on any unseen obstacle. He hears the sound of some dishes knocking against each other when he walks in. He feels around for a light switch and eventually finds one. Shulk flicks the switch, and much to his surprise there is someone in there with him. Someone who is not a homs. A sort of android, coated in security yellow paint, with a large orange beak, and a bib reading "Let's Eat!" is shoving all the pizza it can from the refrigerator into its robotic mouth.

"Hey! That's my pizza fatass!" It turned around and looked directly at Shulk, with its cold, dead, eyes. Unblinking, dull, and dreary, the robot begins to move towards Shulk.

"I'd like to see you try, I've taken on machines 100x stronger than you."

The avian machine put him in a choke hold and slammed Shulk into the ground.

"Oh fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, fuck this!"

Shulk ran back to the office as fast as his short fat legs could take him. Get it? He's fat now, that's the joke. He's a fat piece of shit now. Are you laughing yet? Is this funny to you? Yeah I hope so. What was I saying? Oh yeah, now in the office Shulk begins to panic.

"Oh man, I really am stuck in here until 6AM aren't I?"

He was right, Shulk had to survive the night. He noticed the camera system and began flicking around. Chica was on the move. That's no good! Shulk began to sweat percussively. A good, solid panic began to set in, again.

"I know I can get through this, I've changed the future so many times, this should be no problem."

Shulk then checked the light at the door on the righthand side, and there it was. The very same robot that Shulk had seen in the kitchen, now trying to get in his office. With haste and speed his finger pushed up against the door button, causing the door to do a slammy slam into the ground, keeping Shulk safe for the time being. It was now 2:30 AM, but there was a problem. The power meter was already at 20%, and this of course was a bad thing. However, Shulk didn't know the power was about to run out. Slowly, but surely, at around 4:30 AM, the lights went out. At this moment Shulk let out a sound that was similar to:

"yeeeEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NO NO NONONONONOONONNNONOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT LIKE THIS!"

Footsteps began to rumble in the distance. Thump, thump thump... closer... thump thump thump... always near, near but not here, near but not here. But all of a sudden, two bright, gleaming bulbs appearing at the lefthand door. Mechanical devices clicked and whirred, until a song began to play. It was a children's tune, but somehow it was the kind to make you weary, to make you uneasy, and that's exactly what it did to Shulk. He was frozen with fear. Time seemed to stop, and the song stretched on and on. Until, it went out. Lucky for Shulk, it was 5:55 AM. However in contrast Freddy Fazbear was fast approaching and not much distance to close between them. That's when Shulk ran through the righthand door, as fast as he could (but remember he's fat, remember to laugh). Freddy gave chase, and Shulk looped into the lefthand hallway and locked himself in a nearby closet.

It wasn't long before Freddy caught up to him. That fazfucker was slamming on the door, and oh my God it was terrifying, to Shulk at least. But he held out. Right until 6 AM. The lights flicked back on, and Freddy returned to the stage. The first night was over. Shulk was exhausted. He trudged back to his house, and passed out in bed. He still had 4 more nights left, but could he get through it all? Find out next time!