Shulk arrived back at his house around 6:45 AM. He was exhausted and traumatized from mayhem of his shift. He went into his room and collapsed onto his bed. 4 more nights was a daunting task, he'd barely even survived the first. How was he ever going to survive? He could feel himself slipping from reality slowly. His eyelids shut, and drifted off. He awoke in a familiar setting. His body floated through the ethereal plane he arrived in. Slowly, his eyelids opened completely. He was in a pitch black field with boulders and strange forms in the distance. Then, a voice, soft yet firm, strange yet familiar, echoed through the space.

"Shulk... Shulk... Awaken." the Voice rang out.

"W-what? Alvis? Is that you?" said Shulk.

"Yes Shulk, it is me. Do you not remember why you are here?"

"Why I'm here? There's a reason, Alvis, I'm a failure. I know you can see my life."

"Shulk, it is true that the state of your current life is pitiful, Shulk. But you, Shulk, can change that. It is not the end, Shulk."

"Don't give me this 'change the future' shit, I'm done for."

"Shulk, you still have work to do. To save your world Shulk, you must complete the Five Nights at Freddy's."

"What, why?"

"Shulk, I'll show you, Shulk."

A burst of light was thrust upon Shulk's ocular receptors. He saw Colony 9 in ruins, his friends dead, fire everywhere, a world ruled by androids. And that's no good! Shulk became enraged, he had already stopped the rule of androids years ago, hadn't he already done enough? Why must he always be the one doing things. He thought about how if Obama had never become president that this would've never happened. He could never finish writing about the tales of cwcville if this persisted. He had to find out why.

"Ok, I'll do it. For everyone!"

"Good, Shulk. Do it for them, Shulk."

It was settled, he was going to finish what he started. Shulk was determined to find out what was happening with the strange pizzeria. Shulk jerked awake, now filled with determination, he is able to lift himself from bed. But as soon as he did, his phone started to ring. He walked over to it and picked it up. It was Dunban.

"Shulk, I heard you got a job, I'm glad you're finally pulling yourself out of this hole you've been in. If you keep this up you may be able to patch it up with Fiora."

"Don't get too excited Dunban."

"I know. But just remember that we're here for you. You need to stop isolating yourself."

"I know, when I finish this job maybe things will be better."

"Well Shulk, I've got to go take a huge shit, like a really big, monumental, enormous, earth-splitting shit."

"Ok Dunban."

"Goodbye, Shulk."

Shulk looked at his clock, it was almost time for his show again. But something was different today, he didn't feel like watching. He was thinking about Fiora. She would be so disappointed in him. He got up, logged into his computer, and did something he told himself he would never do. He opened his high security folders and started to delete them. All of them. He deleted his gore porn, furry porn, Reyn's nudes, lesbian porn, 2 homs 1 glass, gorilla sex videos, brutal animal death rape compilations, epic noscope cumshot compilations, all of it. But most of all, he shed a tear when it happened. Shulk deleted his CP. A sad day indeed. His whole collection was gone. But he felt stronger, a strange energy persisted through his body. Slowly, some of his fat dissipated. But Shulk didn't seem to notice.

Shulk started preparing himself for his shift.

"Soon." He told himself "Soon."