Shulk arrived at his second shift with a new mindset. He was going to get through this no matter what. He sat down at his desk. The first night was bad, but the second night was even worse. A new android was in the mix this time. This one was a fox, one that also just happened to be a pirate. Shulk hated pirates. The night dragged on and on, conserving power, closing doors, it was beginning to stress out Shulk. But he persisted. Eventually Shulk flickered on the light of the left hand door, only to find that Bonnie had nearly entered his office. He looked into the glassy eyes of the soulless machine, it only stared back with a foul look on its face. Shulk slammed the door shut without any further hesitation.

Over and over, the sound of the decaying buttons and the flickering of the fluorescent lights gave Shulk a headache. But 6 AM was near. It was almost time to leave. Shulk couldn't hear anything but his own breath. It was the only sound that echoed in his mind. He couldn't hear the killer machines rapidly approaching him. He was shaking with anticipation. And that's no good! But just like that, his second shift was over. He returned home once again, but this time with a new sense of courage, or something I don't know.

The third night was much the same, but with only more stress. The phone kept ringing over and over, the lights flicker on and off, the sweat from Shulk's face was dribbling onto his ballsack. Truly a sight to behold. Tonight in particular was very hot, so Shulk decided to take his clothes off for his shift. Whether it was a good idea or not is up for you to decide. He'd been slamming doors all night, when all on a sudden he checked the door light on the right hand side. What he saw, was the same robot that slammed him on the ground. The robot took one look inside the office and it said:

"Nice balls bro."

"Thanks?" Shulk replied, before closing the door.

The yellow machine clambered back to rendezvous with the other animatronics. The bird started off the conversation.

"Bro, did you see his balls though, they were like thiiiiiiiis big man. It was awesome." It squawked.

The brown bear replied "Why were you looking at his balls?"

"Uh because it was awesome bro. Oh yeah and-" -kzzzz-_-_-brrrr_-_-~~~~...$$rad)void()"/.

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The clock chimed for 6AM once again and Shulk reluctantly put his clothes back on. He grabbed his things, and headed out. But on his way out the door he saw something strange. Out of the corner of his eye he saw something that looked like a purple sized man scrunkling through the shadows. Shulk had seen many purple sized men before but this man was most distinctively purple sized.

"If the man is going to scrunkle, I should scrunkle back!" He thought. And scrunkle he did. He followed his instincts and headed towards the bathroom, but found nothing more than Riki and Sharla smoking meth. Now if the testicles of himself was a sight to behold, this was an even better sight.

"Riki? Sharla? What are you doing?" He said slightly confused.

"Ever since Reyn became a male stripper he's had almost no time for me anymore. He says he likes me but I don't really believe that. My life is falling apart Shulk, and this is the only thing I have left. Please just leave me be." She said as her voice shook.

"There must be something you can do, your relationship was so strong. I can't believe that something like that would happen. Don't give up Sharla." Rambled Shulk. Sharla just sighed in response.

"What about you Riki, why are you here?"

"Rrrriki wife hate him. Always yell at Riki and tell him what to do. Riki always provide for family and only thing Oka ever do is complain. Riki is tired of unfulfilling life bullshit. Riki want to find someone who appreciate Riki for who he is. One day Riki come home to Oka being railed by other nopon. Riki very angry. Riki is getting divorce papers ready." He yelled out.

"Oh Riki I'm so sorry. I always knew something was up with her but I'm sure there's something out there for you." Shulk said.

"Please Shulk... unless you're going to join us, I suggest you leave. Please." Sharla cried out.

"You're right, I'm sorry. I'll go now."

Shulk exited the bathroom and the building itself. He staggered on the same stone pathways he'd always walked on. It was strange to thin that this was the same place. Where'd always been and played with his friends. Slowly changing, and his friends drifting along.

"Oh well, at least I still have Cheesefist Brand cheesefist!"

Shulk pulled out his Cheesefist Brand cheesefist and began to eat the whole thing at once. Cheesefist Brand cheesefist is super delicious and you should eat it. The only thing Shulk thought about on the rest of the way home, was his Cheesefist Brand cheesefist and how good it tasted. Shulk realized he did not need friends if he had Cheesefist Brand cheesefist. You will buy Cheesfist products and you will enjoy them. You will enjoy them. You will enjoy them. Shulk collapsed on his bed and prepared for his next cheese based shift.

The fourth night began. It was much the same as the other nights, Shulk even had his clothes on this time. Chica was much disappointed by that. Shulk half listened to the phone call as he always did, but this time he could've sworn he heard someone die. This did not bother Shulk in any way shape or form. He just kept on going. It was the only thing he could do. Go forward. Keep going keep going don't break don't break, and it kept going, and kept not breaking for the rest of the night. Once again Shulk finished at 6AM and left. As he was walking home he saw a man leaning against a lamppost. It was Reyn. But as Shulk approached he realized that Reyn was smoking meth.

"Reyn? Are you smoking meth?" Shulk blurted out.

"Yeah, I am. It's been a while man. You some?" Replied Reyn.

"No thanks. Why are you doing this to yourself?"

"Well, ever since I became a male stripper I haven't had much time to spend with Sharla, and I became depressed. Meth is my only saviour now."

"Reyn, I saw Sharla in the bathroom the other day, and she said she missed you."

"Really? You're not pulling my leg?"

"Yeah, and she was smoking meth too!"

"Really?! I need to call her immediately!"

Reyn pulled out his phone and dialled Sharla.

"Sharla! It's me! And I miss you! I'm sorry for not spending time with you! And I smoke meth now!"

"Oh! You like meth too? You're sorry? Oh Reyn let us have passionate meth sex immediately!"

Reyn had a huge grin on his face.

"Thanks Shulk, you saved me once again. I love you bro."

Reyn went to meet Sharla to have passionate meth based sex somewhere in the Colony. Shulk smiled, because he knew he had changed another life. He could still change the future. But why was he doing the Five Night's At Freddy's? Maybe there's some great mystery behind all of this. Shulk's last night at the pizzeria began tomorrow. He had to prepare himself for the worst. Which he did.